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» Woke up in panic of the going to die - how to become immortal?
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post 10000182718 05-23-2026, 11:43 PM
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Woke up in panic of the going to die - how to become immortal?

Fuck I need to find the holy grail
post 10000182723 05-23-2026, 11:47 PM
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Learn to control the brain not the brain controling you. Boom your immortal.
post 10000182728 05-23-2026, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted By ManOfBMW
Learn to control the brain not the brain controling you. Boom your immortal.
Learn how to stfu with your bullshit
post 10000182734 05-23-2026, 11:57 PM
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Oddly enough, there's a good chance of us hitting Longevity Escape Velocity in the next 20-30 years. So you may end up biologically immortal at least.
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post 10000182740 05-24-2026, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth
Oddly enough, there's a good chance of us hitting Longevity Escape Velocity in the next 20-30 years. So you may end up biologically immortal at least.
I don't think the billionaires will allow us to live forever. Before we remove the billionaire class, there is no hope
post 10000182746 05-24-2026, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith
I don't think the billionaires will allow us to live forever. Before we remove the billionaire class, there is no hope
Nah, governments probably want us to live forever. Kids pay no taxes and cost a fortune. Retirees pay no taxes and cost a fortune. People in their prime pay a ton of taxes and tend to cost very little.

As for billionaires, they're obsessed with humanity conquering space. You need more than 8 billion people for that.
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post 10000182749 05-24-2026, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth
Nah, governments probably want us to live forever. Kids pay no taxes and cost a fortune. Retirees pay no taxes and cost a fortune. People in their prime pay a ton of taxes and tend to cost very little.

As for billionaires, they're obsessed with humanity conquering space. You need more than 8 billion people for that.
The obvious problem is that we are massively over populated so there is incentive to make us all infertile and die
post 10000182757 05-24-2026, 12:32 AM
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Find someone with a time taxi and go to the future and acquire the formula for an immortality serum
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post 10000182761 05-24-2026, 12:50 AM
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