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Thread: Matched with a single mom on a dating app. Would you smash, date, or other?

post 10000185572 05-25-2026, 04:06 PM
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Matched with a single mom on a dating app. Would you smash, date, or other?



post 10000185574 05-25-2026, 04:08 PM
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Wood soak
post 10000185577 05-25-2026, 04:09 PM
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Marry and raise her child

Make sure to give her a few girls nights out every month
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 10000185578 05-25-2026, 04:09 PM
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Would let her kid use my Nintendo Switch for a few hours while I'm boning her/10
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post 10000185579 05-25-2026, 04:10 PM
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Kim K lookalike/ wood
post 10000185582 05-25-2026, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Orsonswells⏩
Kim K lookalike/ wood
Good point

This would be the closest chance I have to banging Kim K
post 10000185583 05-25-2026, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By nevermadeit⏩
Good point

This would be the closest chance I have to banging Kim K
Providing is probably your closest chance to banging any female
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 10000185588 05-25-2026, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Providing is probably your closest chance to banging any female
Posts: 62,885
post 10000185593 05-25-2026, 04:20 PM
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That's a bot pretty much guaranteed.
post 10000185594 05-25-2026, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By nevermadeit⏩
Posts: 62,885
That's called dedication boyo

If I have 62,000 posts on an internet forum think how many "good night beautiful" texts I've sent to females
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 10000185596 05-25-2026, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
That's a bot pretty much guaranteed.
No, it's a real person

I know what bot accounts are like
post 10000185597 05-25-2026, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
That's a bot pretty much guaranteed.
lol don’t ruin it for incel OP
post 10000185602 05-25-2026, 04:25 PM
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looks high maintenance

she'd hate me
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post 10000185640 05-25-2026, 04:52 PM
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The first pic and the second pic don't match at all. The first one is probably her. Not the second.
Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."
post 10000185644 05-25-2026, 04:54 PM
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wuld smash and date. puck like variety of pussy, but she holds attention for long period with that body
puckers aka phuckers aka puck aka puck nasty aka puck daddy aka big puck aka little puck aka puck the stuff

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post 10000185668 05-25-2026, 05:06 PM
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mirin
when turn it will be mine ?
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post 10000185672 05-25-2026, 05:08 PM
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fake
post 10000185673 05-25-2026, 05:08 PM
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post 10000185675 05-25-2026, 05:08 PM
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Ah hell give her another!
post 10000185677 05-25-2026, 05:10 PM
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post 10000185695 05-25-2026, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
That's a bot pretty much guaranteed.
You’d have to be gay not to smash and you’d have to a real **** to marry a single mom
post 10000185698 05-25-2026, 05:33 PM
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Wine and traveling….who could have guessed? Are there any pics of her face without frosting and filters?
post 10000185701 05-25-2026, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Marry and raise her child

Make sure to give her a few girls nights out every month
You are very confident man. All men should be like you. Buhleef all wiminz.
post 10000185728 05-25-2026, 05:53 PM
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Im balding so....
See monster0ultra's sig
post 10000185731 05-25-2026, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Im balding so....
I can try to reverse it if you want. Or at least make it a sexy spot
post 10000185732 05-25-2026, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By LDARidonot⏩
I can try to reverse it if you want. Or at least make it a sexy spot
U gon massage it? Im not gay but hair is hair
See monster0ultra's sig
post 10000185740 05-25-2026, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
U gon massage it? Im not gay but hair is hair
I'm not gay either but hair is hair.

Alright. EM help me with this one.

Make Rich's hair great, 123 he'll get a date. Make the bald spot fade, 321 he gon get laid.
post 10000185742 05-25-2026, 06:04 PM
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I’d put another baby in her.
post 10000185788 05-25-2026, 06:37 PM
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Would soak.
post 10000185798 05-25-2026, 06:45 PM
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Bot
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