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post 10000187711 05-27-2026, 09:53 AM
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I know how that queer Maria does it

tried to sunmax and 15 minutes later it was already too much to bear, Fuck the summer

I'm a vampire i need cold and darkness. Gonna be sweating buckets until september now fuck this shit

edit: I mean I DON'T know how he does it. @allfather can we at least edit/fix our titles pls
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post 10000187714 05-27-2026, 09:55 AM
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Sunbathing is gay and boring as fuck. I just go swimming or do yard work with my shirt off to get a tan. (Super Ded fk n Srs)
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Is it true that AC doesn’t exist in houses in the UK
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩


Translucent, cave-dwelling, cunt.
I'm actually sunbathing my precious atm because it's pure black it absorb the heat (and the suns energy) so i'll get my sunlight from it later
post 10000187718 05-27-2026, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Is it true that AC doesn’t exist in houses in the UK
100% true and my house is a heat trap. It's hell on earth when we get a heatwave
post 10000187719 05-27-2026, 09:58 AM
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i dont like heat over 15c if i have to do anymore than walking. right now i can hardly see out my eyes so much sweat running into em

heres all theblack flies stuck to my oil jug lol

unfort camera wont pick up the swarm buzzing around me
post 10000187722 05-27-2026, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Sunbathing is gay and boring as fuck. I just go swimming or do yard work with my shirt off to get a tan. (Super Ded fk n Srs)
agreed, maybe that's why I couldn't stay out there, sunbathing is for queers
post 10000187724 05-27-2026, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
i dont like heat over 15c if i have to do anymore than walking. right now i can hardly see out my eyes so much sweat running into em

heres all theblack flies stuck to my oil jug lol

unfort camera wont pick up the swarm buzzing around me
that's another thing i fuking despise about the summer is all the damn flies

even though im an alcoholic if 1 gets in my drink i have to pour that shit out and switch glasses
post 10000187725 05-27-2026, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Sunbathing is gay and boring as fuck. I just go swimming or do yard work with my shirt off to get a tan. (Super Ded fk n Srs)
im not into sun bathing but taking a nap on a beach on a warm breezy day is goat
post 10000187728 05-27-2026, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
im not into sun bathing but taking a nap on a beach on a warm breezy day is goat
yeah if ur out doing something it's different but just sitting or lying in the sun is gay

like mario. I actually do tan but I have to be doing something outside i can't just sit or lie in 1 spot for more than 10-15 mins
post 10000187729 05-27-2026, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
100% true and my house is a heat trap. It's hell on earth when we get a heatwave
Why don't you use two weeks' worth of dole money to buy an air conditioner?
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post 10000187733 05-27-2026, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Why don't you use two weeks' worth of dole money to buy an air conditioner?
nah ill just get 1 of those minifans and a few batteries instead. U know which 1s i'm on about?

They're like £3.
post 10000187734 05-27-2026, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
im not into sun bathing but taking a nap on a beach on a warm breezy day is goat
a nice breeze on a hot summers day feels good mane
post 10000187736 05-27-2026, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
nah ill just get 1 of those minifans and a few batteries instead. U know which 1s i'm on about?
Yeah you get them in Poundland. They're shite.
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post 10000187738 05-27-2026, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Yeah you get them in Poundland. They're shite.
lmao yeah, those
post 10000187779 05-27-2026, 10:31 AM
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I like sunmaxxing but my body has a low heat tolerance (relatively speaking) so as soon as it’s above 80 degrees, I can’t stay out too long or I’ll start sweating buckets.

Best days of the year are in the fall when it’s like 60 degrees with sunny blue skies and a crisp, cool breeze. Hnnnnnng.
post 10000187805 05-27-2026, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
im not into sun bathing but taking a nap on a beach on a warm breezy day is goat
If i'm laying on a beach or lounge chair, i must be drinking or i'll be bored as fuck (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 10000187841 05-27-2026, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩


Translucent, cave-dwelling, cunt.
The haircut is correct. But the body is too lean and muscular.

Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
i dont like heat over 15c if i have to do anymore than walking. right now i can hardly see out my eyes so much sweat running into em

heres all theblack flies stuck to my oil jug lol

unfort camera wont pick up the swarm buzzing around me
Where can I send you 7 cents a day?
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post 10000187853 05-27-2026, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
The haircut is correct. But the body is too lean and muscular.



Where can I send you 7 cents a day?
it hard work but i get paid 50$ hourly. in a days work i can earn enough to buy gas to drive down to virginia from NS and kick ur fat ass. how about tht?
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
it hard work but i get paid 50$ hourly. in a days work i can earn enough to buy gas to drive down to virginia from NS and kick ur fat ass. how about tht?
You seem very upset. Like you took that incredibly personally.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
You seem very upset. Like you took that incredibly personally.
Fats should be in work camps
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
it hard work but i get paid 50$ hourly. in a days work i can earn enough to buy gas to drive down to virginia from NS and kick ur fat ass. how about tht?
"In the arms of an angel plays in the background while I feed Jughead runny oatmeal out of a dirty paper cup, multiple flies land on his face."
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
tried to sunmax and 15 minutes later it was already too much to bear, Fuck the summer

I'm a vampire i need cold and darkness. Gonna be sweating buckets until september now fuck this shit

edit: I mean I DON'T know how he does it. @allfather can we at least edit/fix our titles pls
Its because you're white.

Maria is not.

She has a dark complexion to begin with, so sunlight barely tans her, so she can stay in the sun for 12 hours straight and not get burned.


That's the (only) benefit of having a high melanin skin. You don't burn like pasty whites do





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@mariomiami305
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
Its because you're white.

Maria is not.

She has a dark complexion to begin with, so sunlight barely tans her, so she can stay in the sun for 12 hours straight and not get burned.


That's the (only) benefit of having a high melanin skin. You don't burn like pasty whites do





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@mariomiami305

Lmao true i forgot he was black but pretends to be white michael jackson wannabe freak i don't have the melanin required to sit in the sun that long

Low melanin skin crew
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Lmao true i forgot he was black but pretends to be white michael jackson wannabe freak i don't have the melanin required to sit in the sun that long

Low melanin skin crew
Yeah, she was darker than like 80% of all indians.


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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
Yeah, she was darker than like 80% of all indians.



Always claimed he was white... who's he trying to fool?
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Always claimed he was white... who's he trying to fool?
They all think they are white, or "aryan"







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Strange self hating behavior of peace
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