I was doing an incline walk at the gym, 30 minutes at a 12% grade 3mph. Adding this into my weekly active rest day routine. Looked at my phone, and I was a little bit hungry and naturally gravitated towards the Arby's App.Clicked on the app, looked at the "Deals" tab, and sure enough there was a brand new deal just for me. "Buy one Get one Classic Beef and Cheddar" it said. Well it looks like I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.Left the gym after my incline walk was over, and immediately drove 5 minutes to the nearest Arby's. Went on the app, ordered two Classic Beef and Cheddar Sandwiches without Red Ranch and with a Sesame Bun from the parking lot. The total was $6.35 including tax, and I scanned my face for Apple Pay and left my car and walked inside.Walked into the beautiful shining store, and was immediately greeted with a smile by the Juggalette working the cash register. We immediately make eye contact, and at this point I can tell she recognizes me from the 8 other times I've been to this Arby's in the last month. I think to myself, "You know, I might actually fuck her if we were on drugs at a music festival, and I would probably enjoy it."I said to the Juggalette, "Can I have those Beef and Cheddars on a tray for here? And can I also have a water cup?" She looks at me with beaming eyes and says, "Of course".Filled the water cup, and drank about two cups while still sweating and waiting for my sandwiches. After 3 minutes, the guy in the back tosses the sandwiches onto the warming tray, and the Juggalette grabs them and puts them on a tray and hands the tray to me. We once again share eye contact and I give her a little wink.I take the tray over to the sauce station, and fill two ramikens with Arby's Sauce. I know this is going to be a good meal already.Sit down at one of the brown tables, and start peeling back the silver paper surrounding my glorious sandwiches. The Roast Beef is slightly charred, which is the best way to have them. I put the Arby's sauce on the bottom, because the top is absolutely smothered with glorious cheese. I take that first bite of sandwich #1, and I knew I made the right decision on this beautiful May evening.Bite by bite, I savor these succulent Beef and Cheddar sandwiches. As a man who has been to over 70 countries, I've had pretty much everything this world has to offer and still there's no place I'd rather be at this moment than sitting in this Arby's eating these glorious sandwiches.As I take the final bite of sandwich #2, I'll admit that there is some sadness that this experience is coming to an end. I gather my wrappers and empty Arby's sauce ramikens and lots of used napkins, and take my tray to the garbage can near the door.As I dump my tray in the garbage, I look up and see the Arby's Bell by the door. There's a little plaque above that says, "If we have exceeded your expectations, please ring the bell". I reach up and ring the bell harder and more emphatically than I've ever rung a bell before. The Juggalette and the guy making sandwiches both let out a cheer. I walk out of the store with my shoulders back and chest beaming with pride.Fuck yes, Arby's. Fuck yes.




Oliver u are lowkey goated for this lol srs