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Forum » If Godfrd and John Vee were cellmates in prison, how would that dynamic play out?
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Thread: If Godfrd and John Vee were cellmates in prison, how would that dynamic play out?

post 10000195738 06-02-2026, 02:50 PM
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If Godfrd and John Vee were cellmates in prison, how would that dynamic play out?

Open ended, but since most of you guys are braindead, I'll provide some basic questions as examples.

-Who would get bottom bunk?
-Would they workout together and do partner squats?
-Would anything gay happen? If so, who would top and who would bottom?
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post 10000195740 06-02-2026, 02:52 PM
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Good 'ol cellies. Hell, idk, anything could happen.

They'd probably get along. If I was a cellie with either of them I think we'd get along
post 10000195748 06-02-2026, 02:55 PM
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Godfrd would probably have a lot of shit on his cock.
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post 10000195751 06-02-2026, 02:56 PM
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john would mog and offer godfrey his pocket
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.



post 10000195822 06-02-2026, 03:33 PM
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It would be like that tv show the odd couple. Godfrey would be clean and organised and John would always be messy and bumming smokes
post 10000195840 06-02-2026, 03:38 PM
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Godfrd's wealth would mean nothing in prison, the fact that hes black would mean he would always be getting blamed for shit happening, me with my street smarts from being homeless for a time I would thrive and quickly rise to become the most respected member starting with trading smokes for more valuable goods like steroids or ramen, the tables would be turned on Godfrd.
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post 10000195843 06-02-2026, 03:43 PM
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anytime i eavesdrop on 2 gay fat fuk's convos, they are usually talking bout sum beta nonsense and keeping the peace. then one of them will get upset about geek shiet then they will be passive aggressive and make a new friend outside the cell to gossip about their cellmate

basically feelings will get hurt and they wont end up friends anymore but aint no violence finna happen with dem bishes
post 10000195850 06-02-2026, 03:48 PM
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I wouldn't last a day. The smell alone would do me in.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000195852 06-02-2026, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I wouldn't last a day. The smell alone would do me in.
I would eat your dead corpse to stay alive.
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post 10000195857 06-02-2026, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
I would eat your dead corpse to stay alive.
Normally I'd say that I would shit myself to discourage you. But we both know that wouldn't make a difference.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000195877 06-02-2026, 04:14 PM
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Would be like Andy dufresne and Ellis Redding
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If johnv is my new celly as soon as he walks in im gonna fire off and make sure one of us gets moved out. Imagine being five feet from that stinky bastard twenty three hours a day
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I can already tell johnvee73 doesn't shower srs.

Id say once every 3-7 days is normal for him.
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Big bad john would strangle him and be moved to isolation and given an extra 3 and a half years to his sentence
post 10000195968 06-02-2026, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Big bad john would strangle him and be moved to isolation and given an extra 3 and a half years to his sentence
Godfrd's probably intimidated seeing the picture of me in the wife beater.

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post 10000195971 06-02-2026, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Godfrd's probably intimidated seeing the picture of me in the wife beater.

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Why?



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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Why?




Because I'm a fucking unit boyo.
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Why?




If heart disease was a fat Canadian loser.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
If heart disease was a fat Canadian loser.
Yes but look at the skin color.

OWNED.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Yes but look at the skin color.

OWNED.
Sickly and pasty. You're the perfect man on opposite day.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Sickly and pasty. You're the perfect man on opposite day.
Its fine boyo, I'm happy with the mogger I have become.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Because I'm a fucking unit boyo.
this everybody knows u dont give no lip to big john (srs)
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Its fine boyo, I'm happy with the mogger I have become.
ur not diabetic tho = MOGGED into oblivion
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