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Last night I got arrested for a DUI. At the station they breathalyzed me and blew under so they let me go
06-10-2026, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky⏩
Really good advice man and I agree with all of it.
police officers make mistakes all the time. sometimes they overstep boundaries or they fail to follow procedural rules. a lot of cops are ignorant and they have no idea what they are doing. they aren't legal experts, that's for sure.
even if you broke the law, chances are that your case could get thrown out if you have evidence of their mistakes. you should always record any interactions with police.
also, the police are legally allowed to lie to you. it's called the Reid Technique. it's a manipulation tactic to get people to confess. they can lie and claim they have some kind of evidence, when in reality they probably have no evidence at all.
if you have any interaction with police, always assume that they are lying through their teeth. don't even make small talk with police - there is no benefit to speaking with them. anything you say can be used against you.
literally just keep quiet and invoke your right to counsel. quietly observe their actions, notice any mistakes they make, and gather as much evidence as possible.
even if you broke the law, chances are that your case could get thrown out if you have evidence of their mistakes. you should always record any interactions with police.
also, the police are legally allowed to lie to you. it's called the Reid Technique. it's a manipulation tactic to get people to confess. they can lie and claim they have some kind of evidence, when in reality they probably have no evidence at all.
if you have any interaction with police, always assume that they are lying through their teeth. don't even make small talk with police - there is no benefit to speaking with them. anything you say can be used against you.
literally just keep quiet and invoke your right to counsel. quietly observe their actions, notice any mistakes they make, and gather as much evidence as possible.
There are very specific steps police need to take in order to secure a conviction and a combination of their incompetence mixed with you not telling on yourself can work in your favor easy.
Remember, police can only lie to get your cooperation. By that I mean they can try to get you to give up your civil liberties and tell on yourself. They can lie to you, but they can’t lie on a statement as if it is a fact or lie to a supervisor to create a crime that doesn’t exist and often times they do not draw that line for themselves. If you don’t plan of giving up your rights, which you shouldn’t, then lying has literally not impact. It is irrelevant. You should absolutely always assume a cop is lying. Assume they are lying about the what evidence they have, assume they are lying about the authority they have, assume they are lying about everything.
Always record. They cannot stop you. They may try, that would be a blatant violation of your constitutional rights.
It can be easy to get a case thrown out due to rights violations, but unless you actually take the time to educate the cop on the spot and. You can prove that you did that, they will not get in any trouble. Some people are okay with that but I always make sure they are held accountable. So I educate them.
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06-11-2026, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerPsycho⏩
$120 in Ubers or a $7,000+ DUI and you lose your license? or maybe you kill someone? don't be a dope.
The bars I go to are like 40 minutes from my house which is like a $60 uber both ways
06-11-2026, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Next time I get pulled over (hopefully there is no next time), do I refuse to answer any questions like "where were you, did you have anything to drink" and then also refuse the field sobriety test?
Really good advice man and I agree with all of it.
There are very specific steps police need to take in order to secure a conviction and a combination of their incompetence mixed with you not telling on yourself can work in your favor easy.
Remember, police can only lie to get your cooperation. By that I mean they can try to get you to give up your civil liberties and tell on yourself. They can lie to you, but they can’t lie on a statement as if it is a fact or lie to a supervisor to create a crime that doesn’t exist and often times they do not draw that line for themselves. If you don’t plan of giving up your rights, which you shouldn’t, then lying has literally not impact. It is irrelevant. You should absolutely always assume a cop is lying. Assume they are lying about the what evidence they have, assume they are lying about the authority they have, assume they are lying about everything.
Always record. They cannot stop you. They may try, that would be a blatant violation of your constitutional rights.
It can be easy to get a case thrown out due to rights violations, but unless you actually take the time to educate the cop on the spot and. You can prove that you did that, they will not get in any trouble. Some people are okay with that but I always make sure they are held accountable. So I educate them.
There are very specific steps police need to take in order to secure a conviction and a combination of their incompetence mixed with you not telling on yourself can work in your favor easy.
Remember, police can only lie to get your cooperation. By that I mean they can try to get you to give up your civil liberties and tell on yourself. They can lie to you, but they can’t lie on a statement as if it is a fact or lie to a supervisor to create a crime that doesn’t exist and often times they do not draw that line for themselves. If you don’t plan of giving up your rights, which you shouldn’t, then lying has literally not impact. It is irrelevant. You should absolutely always assume a cop is lying. Assume they are lying about the what evidence they have, assume they are lying about the authority they have, assume they are lying about everything.
Always record. They cannot stop you. They may try, that would be a blatant violation of your constitutional rights.
It can be easy to get a case thrown out due to rights violations, but unless you actually take the time to educate the cop on the spot and. You can prove that you did that, they will not get in any trouble. Some people are okay with that but I always make sure they are held accountable. So I educate them.
I feel like the State Trooper decided to arrest me as soon as he smelled alcohol off me
Then the question becomes how do I mask that smell? Do I just use mouth wash, cologne, air freshners, and chew a fuck ton of mint gum?
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06-11-2026, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerPsycho⏩
Yes.
Next time I get pulled over (hopefully there is no next time), do I refuse to answer any questions like "where were you, did you have anything to drink" and then also refuse the field sobriety test?
I feel like the State Trooper decided to arrest me as soon as he smelled alcohol off me
Then the question becomes how do I mask that smell? Do I just use mouth wash, cologne, air freshners, and chew a fuck ton of mint gum?
I feel like the State Trooper decided to arrest me as soon as he smelled alcohol off me
Then the question becomes how do I mask that smell? Do I just use mouth wash, cologne, air freshners, and chew a fuck ton of mint gum?
Evoke your civil liberties immediately and often.
If you engage in casual conversation with a cop, then when they get down to business and say something about the stop and ask you, and you go quiet, that silence CAN used you against you.
Additionally, they have their own agenda they are trying to accomplish. When they ask you where you are coming from, you know that you were not committing a crime, so you answer. They were literally just looking for evidence that you were on a known drug trafficking corridor. Dead fucking serious.
Additionally, you can’t just sit there and be silent. You have to say that shit. You have to get some balls, and tell the cop no. They will keep pressing you even if you say you will not answer questions. You can make them stop. If you say you won’t answer questions without legal representation, they have to stop asking you questions. Additionally, if you ask for a supervisor, they have to call one.
Here is the polite way…
“With respect to you as a person and your position as a law enforcement officer, I am evoking all of my civil liberties without exception. I have provided all legal documentation I am required to by law and I will follow all lawful orders. I will not answer any questions without legal representation, I do not consent to any search or seizure”.
I go much much farther including putting them on notice “anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law”, but I have a big dick and lots of practice.
You can legally do this in a much more aggressive manner if you want the conflict. Which I think people should experience. Establish and enforce personal boundaries. It is healthy
All of this needs to be recorded. You have to record every interaction with cops.
There is no need to be polite or nice at all. Don’t let them shame you or scare you. Know your rights.
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06-11-2026, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerPsycho⏩
I don’t believe you
Last night I was driving home from the bars. I get stopped by the State Troopers. They said they smelled alcohol off me and made me do a field sobriety test and I failed so they arrested me. First time being arrested. I was brought back to the station. I was placed in a jail cell but it took them like an hour to get me to an actual breathalyzer and I blew just under .078 (legal limit of .08). As the State Trooper is letting me out of jail he says "Lucky bastard your BAC probably went just under from the time we arrested you to the actual test. Take this as a life lesson and don't drink and drive".
Still shook I have to pay $275 to the towing company to get my car back but I avoided disaster
Still shook I have to pay $275 to the towing company to get my car back but I avoided disaster
06-11-2026, 08:18 AM
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Imagine believing anything that OP types
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06-11-2026, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
This. It's one reason that if I do drink, I am not driving for at least a while because even if you are below the limit, if anything happens, "alcohol is a factor" They can give you a DUI even if you are below the limit if you fail the sobriety test and while a lawyer can probably get you out of it, it's not going to be free or even cheap.
Not true.
If you blow over a .02 they would have given you a lesser charge. You can still get charged between .02 and .08 depending on the driving so it it would depend on what you got pulled over for.
Also, never participate in the field sobriety tests.
Legally, not participating cannot be used as evidence of crime. Due to psychological concepts like confirmation bias (they have already decided you are drunk), they will find evidence of you being drunk during FST.
DO NOT TAKE FST, THEY LITERALLY CANT DO ANYTHING TO YOU FOR REFUSING. THEY CANNOT LEGALLY COMPEL YOU TO. THEY WILL ONLY BE USED AGAINST YOU.
but this didn’t happen.
If you blow over a .02 they would have given you a lesser charge. You can still get charged between .02 and .08 depending on the driving so it it would depend on what you got pulled over for.
Also, never participate in the field sobriety tests.
Legally, not participating cannot be used as evidence of crime. Due to psychological concepts like confirmation bias (they have already decided you are drunk), they will find evidence of you being drunk during FST.
DO NOT TAKE FST, THEY LITERALLY CANT DO ANYTHING TO YOU FOR REFUSING. THEY CANNOT LEGALLY COMPEL YOU TO. THEY WILL ONLY BE USED AGAINST YOU.
but this didn’t happen.
06-11-2026, 09:38 AM
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