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post 10000217213 06-16-2026, 01:17 PM
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U ever be smashing from the back and contemplating life?

post 10000217216 06-16-2026, 01:18 PM
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I find it pretty easy to focus on the task at hand when I am balls deep.

It’s one of the few times I don’t want to retreat in my mind lol.
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post 10000217218 06-16-2026, 01:19 PM
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Once. Balls deep in a midget's asshole (female).
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post 10000217220 06-16-2026, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Once. Balls deep in a midget's asshole (female).
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
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post 10000217225 06-16-2026, 01:23 PM
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thats the check from my thread who is thicker than zoo glass
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post 10000217229 06-16-2026, 01:25 PM
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The only time I comtemplated life while smashing from the back was when I was in a hotel room in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia with a girl that I met in Africa and decided to travel with her for a while. I had been traveling with her for a few weeks at that point, and was kind of getting tired of her. She was visually attractive, but the pussy wasn't good and was too loose. I never actually once was able to bust a nut from sex with her, which I guess was a blessing in disguise because I never once wore a condom with her and always hit it raw.

I woke up at like 6am in a completely pitch black tiny hotel room that pretty much just had room for a King Bed and a bathroom and about 4sqft other than this. Had a massive morning erection, so I flipped her over and pulled her up and started hitting it doggystyle. After a minute or two, I got hit with a pretty intense musk odor from her vagina that had been stewing under a hot comforter for the entire night, and I eventually kinda just ran out of energy and quit fucking and then layed back in bed and went back to sleep. That was probably the first point where I decided, "Fuck, I'm stuck with this bitch and we have like another 3-4 weeks of planned traveling together and I need to find some way to get away from her."
post 10000217238 06-16-2026, 01:28 PM
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Yes

Spent over 10k on hoe dates

Would pre smoke before smashing
post 10000217257 06-16-2026, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩

this is what fukkin an obese prossie is like
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post 10000217258 06-16-2026, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Once. Balls deep in a midget's asshole (female).
Was that you i have a gif image of walking down a hallway (old OG misc thread)? Fkn lmao..it was a classic..dude took video going to bang a midget.
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post 10000217260 06-16-2026, 01:41 PM
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Nah, too busy tickling her bunghole with my thumb. Srs.
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post 10000217261 06-16-2026, 01:41 PM
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That’s what you get for slaying whales OP. I mean, I still push through but at what cost?
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post 10000217277 06-16-2026, 01:48 PM
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Almost all sloots look okay in doggie even fat disgusting whales
post 10000217280 06-16-2026, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
She was visually attractive, but the pussy wasn't good and was too loose.
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post 10000217328 06-16-2026, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Once. Balls deep in a midget's asshole (female).
🧢 on female
post 10000217331 06-16-2026, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
She was visually attractive, but the pussy wasn't good and was too loose. I never actually once was able to bust a nut from sex with her, which I guess was a blessing in disguise because I never once wore a condom with her and always hit it raw.
I've never met a vagina that wasn't able to make me cum.


Sorry to hear about that bro...


post 10000217336 06-16-2026, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
I've never met a vagina that wasn't able to make me cum.


Sorry to hear about that bro...



Nah, some girls genuinely just have too big of a pussy. I've had a couple.
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on more than one occasion i found myself doing the i wish i was at home on the misc meme while banging some broad
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post 10000217347 06-16-2026, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
I've never met a vagina that wasn't able to make me cum.

You never had sex on coke? Seriously, I could be jackhammer pounding a 10/10 for hours on that shit. Takes a ridiculous amount of effort to nut.

Also, some sloots are like ringing a triangle. Srs.
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post 10000217348 06-16-2026, 02:37 PM
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No way, Jose. If I'm giving backshots I'm locked the fxck in. Doggy style REALLY does it for me I get consumed with lust and feeling like a stud just dominating. Sometimes it makes me ejaculate rather early. But I just come on their back and then they get a delicious surprise because I can stay hard and keep going, I just shove it back in and keep going.
post 10000217366 06-16-2026, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
You never had sex on coke? Seriously, I could be jackhammer pounding a 10/10 for hours on that shit. Takes a ridiculous amount of effort to nut.

Also, some sloots are like ringing a triangle. Srs.
That's a completely different issue, he didn't say he was on drugs.

And yes, some girls are bigger than others, but I still always get off.
post 10000217385 06-16-2026, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Nah, too busy tickling her bunghole with my thumb. Srs.
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post 10000217388 06-16-2026, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
The only time I comtemplated life while smashing from the back was when I was in a hotel room in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia with a girl that I met in Africa and decided to travel with her for a while. I had been traveling with her for a few weeks at that point, and was kind of getting tired of her. She was visually attractive, but the pussy wasn't good and was too loose. I never actually once was able to bust a nut from sex with her, which I guess was a blessing in disguise because I never once wore a condom with her and always hit it raw.

I woke up at like 6am in a completely pitch black tiny hotel room that pretty much just had room for a King Bed and a bathroom and about 4sqft other than this. Had a massive morning erection, so I flipped her over and pulled her up and started hitting it doggystyle. After a minute or two, I got hit with a pretty intense musk odor from her vagina that had been stewing under a hot comforter for the entire night, and I eventually kinda just ran out of energy and quit fucking and then layed back in bed and went back to sleep. That was probably the first point where I decided, "Fuck, I'm stuck with this bitch and we have like another 3-4 weeks of planned traveling together and I need to find some way to get away from her."
i took too many viagra 200mg once and was seeing blue and shit in 3d, when hitting i legit blacked out for a sec, puked like 3 times an hour after
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
And yes, some girls are bigger than others, but I still always get off.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
The only time I comtemplated life while smashing from the back was when I was in a hotel room in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia with a girl that I met in Africa and decided to travel with her for a while. I had been traveling with her for a few weeks at that point, and was kind of getting tired of her. She was visually attractive, but the pussy wasn't good and was too loose. I never actually once was able to bust a nut from sex with her, which I guess was a blessing in disguise because I never once wore a condom with her and always hit it raw.

I woke up at like 6am in a completely pitch black tiny hotel room that pretty much just had room for a King Bed and a bathroom and about 4sqft other than this. Had a massive morning erection, so I flipped her over and pulled her up and started hitting it doggystyle. After a minute or two, I got hit with a pretty intense musk odor from her vagina that had been stewing under a hot comforter for the entire night, and I eventually kinda just ran out of energy and quit fucking and then layed back in bed and went back to sleep. That was probably the first point where I decided, "Fuck, I'm stuck with this bitch and we have like another 3-4 weeks of planned traveling together and I need to find some way to get away from her."
I'm conflicted because I 100% believe Oliver is a fraud but I think he's recycled this story a few times so it kind of gives it some credibility.

On another note when Oliver posts these fantasies of banging women with his chiseled physique my mind always goes to Christian Bale in American Psycho banging the whores while he flexes/poses in front of the camera.
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Reverse the waist to hip ratio and it's a standard OP woman
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After about 5 years, that's all you do

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Was that you i have a gif image of walking down a hallway (old OG misc thread)? Fkn lmao..it was a classic..dude took video going to bang a midget.
lmao no, no videos that I'm aware of. It was at a NYE party back in 2010/2011. Wasn't planning on it all night, but I was short on options...
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Srs question OP: Has your sex life gotten better or worse since you stopped drinking?
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
The only time I comtemplated life while smashing from the back was when I was in a hotel room in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia with a girl that I met in Africa and decided to travel with her for a while. I had been traveling with her for a few weeks at that point, and was kind of getting tired of her. She was visually attractive, but the pussy wasn't good and was too loose. I never actually once was able to bust a nut from sex with her, which I guess was a blessing in disguise because I never once wore a condom with her and always hit it raw.

I woke up at like 6am in a completely pitch black tiny hotel room that pretty much just had room for a King Bed and a bathroom and about 4sqft other than this. Had a massive morning erection, so I flipped her over and pulled her up and started hitting it doggystyle. After a minute or two, I got hit with a pretty intense musk odor from her vagina that had been stewing under a hot comforter for the entire night, and I eventually kinda just ran out of energy and quit fucking and then layed back in bed and went back to sleep. That was probably the first point where I decided, "Fuck, I'm stuck with this bitch and we have like another 3-4 weeks of planned traveling together and I need to find some way to get away from her."
Your larping has gotten to extreme levels
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