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post 10000220435 4 hours ago, 10:31 AM
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You come home from a late night drinking, slightly drunk but sobering up and see this...

What would you do?







me?

post 10000220437 4 hours ago, 10:32 AM
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Lol, of course I'm smashing. As long as I don't have to be seen in public with her.
post 10000220438 4 hours ago, 10:34 AM
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Gross.

Srs.
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post 10000220440 4 hours ago, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Gross.

Srs.
It is, but if you're coming home drunk and probably a bit horny and she's there asking you to stick it in, are you really going to say no?!? Of course not.

The post nut clarity would be pretty devastating though.
post 10000220448 4 hours ago, 10:40 AM
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Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
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post 10000220453 4 hours ago, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Gross.

Srs.
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post 10000220456 4 hours ago, 10:42 AM
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post 10000220458 4 hours ago, 10:43 AM
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post 10000220459 4 hours ago, 10:44 AM
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Wonder wtf a strange woman is doing in my bedroom and where my wife is...
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post 10000220479 4 hours ago, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Wonder wtf a strange woman is doing in my bedroom and where my wife is...
sorry had to borrow ur wife. u can have her back now
post 10000220489 4 hours ago, 11:01 AM
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Can tell she barely washes her ass
post 10000220794 1 hour ago, 01:52 PM
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Look up the manufacturer of that bed frame. If it is holding that land whale up, it's got to be made of high quality steel and rebar. Srs, vry srs.
post 10000220797 1 hour ago, 01:54 PM
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Ive smashed fatter than that. Idgaf
1096 ng/dl
post 10000220798 1 hour ago, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
It is, but if you're coming home drunk and probably a bit horny and she's there asking you to stick it in, are you really going to say no?!? Of course not.

The post nut clarity would be pretty devastating though.
Probably the most accurate post of the thread. Of course if I'm selecting a sex partner I'm not going to pick her but if I'm already drunk and horny and she's presenting her pu$$y to me like that it's better than beating off with my hand before bed.


Can't tell from the photo the perspective might be distorting but it also looks like she might be a dwarf.
post 10000220823 1 hour ago, 02:03 PM
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I've done worse.
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Originally Posted By AMOG⏩






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