Allow me to introduce myself. I am Victor VonDuck, cousin of Donald VonDuck whom I believe many of you knew well. I am here for business and for pleasure, so let's get down to it.

We are two in the line of the great VonDuck dynasty, founded in 85,500 BC by the VonDuck family patriarch Jon VonDuck. It is said that although Jon was not a direct legitimate heir to the great king of that era, he was indeed progeny produced by one of the many consorts. He held positions of great power and influence in the ancient world. Any way you look at it, my bloodline is from kings.

The VonDuck family dynasty survived the great cataclysm and helped to rebuild civilization. My grandfather Alaric VonDuck was the current leader of our dynasty up until his passing a month ago. His will bequeathed to me the ring originally forged by the family patriarch millenia ago which signifies the leader of the family. I now wield ultimate control over the VonDuck family and all its assets and resources are at my fingertips.

Donald was an outsider to most of our family and his father was not around for him. He will be an outsider no longer. I plan on making him my right hand man, and he will be a very powerful figure in our family and thus in the world.

He is honorable so he plans on honoring his ban, but I still hold the user Godfrd responsible for baiting and antagonizing my cousin. His mental state has declined since his exile from Obnoxious Brutes so I am here to exact a pound of flesh and to finish my cousin's work. That work includes overseeing to completion the selection of a new mascot for Misc. I have catalogued all the choices from the previous thread and I will be posting a new thread for one last round of nominations for one week. After that, voting will start and shall remain open for one week at which point a new mascot will be chosen via the vote totals.

In addition to Donald, my uncle Cyrus VonDuck is a very important member of our family. Cyrus VonDuck is a literal wizard, he is like Merlin only way more powerful and knowledgeable. He is the current keeping of ancient knowledge for our dynasty. When the family wizards perform their magic on VonDuck newborns, these babies are blessed with special abilities and powers. For instance I myself have unnatural strength and intelligence, as well as immunity to all diseases and natural aging. I will die some day, but I will likely live thousands of years. These are secrets passed down through my family line from the past civilizations.

I really fucking hate normies. I don't care what color you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You. Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction.  Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.  Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough. Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your "roasting". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it.  Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable. I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it.

failed to over throw Bert and lost a ban bet with Me No Black.. Now your back with another name...

where is donald?

Reported for antisemitism type behavior. Nice knowing ya pal.

Did not read.

Fuck off, we're full

Can you ask your cousin Donald VonDuck when he plans to make a new meme? The misc is desperately waiting, and dare I say, the entire internet is on edge waiting for VonDuck to drop another classic that will be enjoyed for the ages.

I'm not Don.

He's taking care of his mental health.

No pressure to read, it's just information there for those who are interested. There will be no problems between us unless you cross me.

I will relay the message but he does not intend to post or make content for here until his ban is up.

I accept these terms

Why was he banned? WTF, @AllFather

He lost a bet to Godfrd.

Suck ur mothers cunt

A man of honor, who doesn't back out of his lost bets. More miscers should be like Donald VonDuck.

@MarioMiami305 you could learn a thing or two

Nice to meet you Victor. Your cousin was a dear friend of ours. It's a shame he went out like that.

I appreciate the sentiment. If he is well, he will be back at the conclusion of his ban.

Made you red fuckhead.

Interesting... please go on.

Farewell.

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.