I'm developing a fear of Mantises

4 days ago, 08:22 PM

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I'm developing a fear of Mantises

Is this rational?

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4 days ago, 08:43 PM

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they kinda creepy

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4 days ago, 08:58 PM

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What about manticores?

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Horsehair worms are more terrifying, they often infect and take "control" of preying mantis and turn them into zombies, nature is fucking crazy dude

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I know someone that swears up and down that they were visited by aliens and that’s what he said they looked like. Giant mantises.
This person has another alien story that actually made the newspaper so who knows lol

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3 days ago, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩

I know someone that swears up and down that they were visited by aliens and that’s what he said they looked like. Giant mantises.
This person has another alien story that actually made the newspaper so who knows lol

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3 days ago, 10:43 PM

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Man, if they were the size of a cat i would sht myself. Probably would still if they were the size of a rat tbh

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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩

Man, if they were the size of a cat i would sht myself. Probably would still if they were the size of a rat tbh

according to google;

Yes, a cat-sized mantis would be highly dangerous to humans. With raptorial forearms designed for impaling and a razor-sharp mouth, it would easily overpower and consume us, much like a scaled-up leopard.

Scaling a mantis to the size of a 10-pound housecat shifts the dynamic of their natural behavior:

Lethal Grip: Their front legs are covered in sharp, spiked spines used to lock down prey. At this size, those spikes could effortlessly puncture human skin and break bones, pinning a human completely helpless.

Crushing Bite: Mantises are chewing insects with powerful mandibles. A cat-sized version would be able to easily crack skulls or bite through muscle and bone to consume flesh.

Aggressive Predation: Mantises are strictly carnivorous ambush predators that hunt anything that moves. Because they rely entirely on visual cues and movement, they would readily view an unsuspecting human as an easy meal, leaping or ambushing from above.

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reminds me of terry

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