Any single man who owns a cat is a massive pussy (no pun intended) and any married or dating man who owns a cat has lost control of his household and his testicles.

Cats provide no value to most modern people as domestic pets. People aren't using them to catch rodents any more, and they aren't good companions or good for security like dogs are. They are completely useless.

They give the minimum amount of affection possible to fool NPC humans into thinking "awww my kitty wuvs me!1!!1!"

Brb they only do that because they are using them for food.

Meanwhile the owners glow about how clean their cat is but it has sh!t particles in its paws from pushing the litter over its sh!t and they clean themselves by licking their own azzholes so they're spreading sh!t particles everywhere with their mouth. They also don't do a good job because every house I've been to that has a cat the cat has visible dried sh!t particles around its anus. It also walks around the house presenting its azz to anyone there, I guess they want to be fxcked or something.

This makes cats a parasitic species that manipulated dumb humans into caring for them. But they also carry literal parasites that alter brain chemistry. Most cats carry Toxoplasma gondii which makes rodents lost their fear of cats and has been shown to produce subtle behavioral changes in humans.

This parasite is spread through their feces which as discussed above is probably all over a cat owner's house. They're also likely intentionally encouraging transmission to humans because besides getting fxcked, when they present their backside they want humans to itch around the base of their tails which no doubt has sh!t on it which is carrying the parasite.

JFL at cat owners, cucking themselves to an actual other species

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Never trust a cat owner crew

NE way….


Here is Yoshi. 😌

I had a Yoshi. She died of liver cancer. Why couldn't it have been Kormo.

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What behavioral changes does it cause in humans?

Growin up had this d bag of a cat and use to always sit on the couch arm rest. I’d beef stew tht mfer right in his face anytime I had to rip a nasty fart while walking by.

No.
Impulsivity, higher rates of traffic accidents, and schizophrenia.
Based.

Cats are funny little fuckers and take care of themselves. They make great pets

^ Parasite victim srs

Old cat died a few years ago, had a neighbours cat hanging around for a while that I fed occasionally and my kids played with but still had to buy a lot of rodent baits and put them out on the reg. Found a kitten in my haystack that I trapped about 18 months ago.

I need it for rodents so I spent the time taming it and the $$ getting it spayed, it did extremely well last season I hardly fed it at all.

Only one of my kids bring it inside and only to her bed, it's hardly inside at all and it's not allowed anywhere else in the house. My last cat used to catch rabbits and eat them so hopefully this one will as well.

Yeah that's not the norm among people who get cats. Most people get them to just walk around their house and make it filthy without contributing anything. If it's patrolling the barn/attic/basement and actually catching rodents that's more understandable.

I've heard the theories on that toxoplasmosis or whatever that makes you into a simp for cats, but don't know how much of all that is just internet lore.

Most chicks I know that have multiple cats are fkn nuts.

I got 3 cats at home now, two came with the GF and one we adopted

Also got my pupper

I don't care OP

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Getting a cat was the worst idea I’ve ever had. I loved them when I was younger but owning one from a young age to old age is hell. My cat has destroyed all my furniture, she meows incessantly, super clingy.
I love her but she taught me that I’m not a cat person or our personalities are really not right for each other.

She is literally all over me right now. She must have sixth sensed this post