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ยป How would you deal with ur neighbor mean mugging you?
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post 10000227531 2 days ago, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
Aweir. OP i suggest slapping him first to gauge his reaction. Or u could try the old "do u want a picture dickhead it'll last longer" line
A picture of what? The underside of your sink?
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post 10000227532 2 days ago, 09:32 AM
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OP getting punked down by his skinny unemployed neighbor. Brutal.
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post 10000227656 2 days ago, 11:20 AM
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You have to fight him op hes openly insulting you.

Start with "you got a problem pal?" And keep escalating until it turns into a fight.

Your honor and manhood are on the line.
post 10000227895 Yesterday, 01:46 PM
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Next time the f@aggot does it just approach him and calmly tell him you may be neighbours for a very long time so he has to stop giving you shit.
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post 10000227962 Yesterday, 02:21 PM
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Poop into your hands and squash/squish your excrement into his mailbox then wipe your hands on his front door.
post 10000227971 Yesterday, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr_83
Poop into your hands and squash/squish your excrement into his mailbox then wipe your hands on his front door.
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.

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post 10000227984 Yesterday, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96

post 10000227988 Yesterday, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr_83

Lmao

Sounds like mike Nolan

When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.

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post 10000228871 Yesterday, 08:28 AM
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Update:

Saw my bitch ass neighbor. I was getting ready to square up i stared him down and he glanced back and looked at his feet. All of a sudden he doesnt stare anymore.
So what i got from this is he probably had a knife or mace earlier when he was staring me. Now he didnt so he didnt want the smoke.

Not gonna pay attention to him from now on.
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post 10000228889 Yesterday, 08:37 AM
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maybe he's mean to you because he likes you


do you heightmog him?
post 10000228892 Yesterday, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
OP getting punked down by his skinny unemployed neighbor. Brutal.
Opie is the skinny unemployed neighbor. neighbor probably doesn't living next to a rotter. imagine living next door to the midget
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post 10000228898 Yesterday, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk
Opie is the skinny unemployed neighbor. neighbor probably doesn't living next to a rotter. imagine living next door to the midget
Arent you that 40yo bald dude who plays xbox and eats like a prepubescent teenager?

Ye, thats u
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post 10000228902 Yesterday, 08:43 AM
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My neighbor is female so the looks she gives me are like a fat person at a buffet
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post 10000228905 Yesterday, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By piramparam
Arent you that 40yo bald dude who plays xbox and still eats like a prepubescent teenager?

Ye, thats u
not bald and not 40 year. and what's wrong with xbox and which of my meals are meals a prepubescent teenager eats? also you have yet to prove you aren;t a manlet
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post 10000228950 Yesterday, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By piramparam
Arent you that 40yo bald dude who plays xbox and eats like a prepubescent teenager?

Ye, thats u
Originally Posted By p7nk
not bald and not 40 year. and what's wrong with xbox and which of my meals are meals a prepubescent teenager eats? also you have yet to prove you aren;t a manlet
The egghead vs the crackhead. This is gonna be the beef of the century.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000228958 Yesterday, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
My neighbor is female so the looks she gives me are like a fat person at a buffet
lucky you I got a uneployed fat chick who yells at her dog all day and a trans.... dead serious.
post 10000228961 Yesterday, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
The egghead vs the crackhead. This is gonna be the beef of the century.
Im gonna add you to my ignore if you keep being a jackass dickweed

I dont tolerate this behaviour from u godfreid
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post 10000228976 Yesterday, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
The egghead vs the crackhead. This is gonna be the beef of the century.
Wait he's a crackhead?
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post 10000229156 Yesterday, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk
Wait he's a crackhead?
Ask him. He doesn't tolerate these hard hitting truths from me.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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