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post 10000231006 Yesterday, 03:59 PM
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MajorTendonitis someone is claiming a smaller penor than you



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post 10000231020 Yesterday, 04:06 PM
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he looks sad
I put effort in all my threads srs

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How would you pee like that?


I accommodate for mine by holding it with both arms and building a rack in front of the toilet to lift the other two thirds onto
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post 10000231031 Yesterday, 04:14 PM
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Don’t worry boyos, I’m only 0.25 erect and have an inny placid , so nothing to worry about. I’m still the record holder srs




Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
How would you pee like that?


I accommodate for mine by holding it with both arms and building a rack in front of the toilet to lift the other two thirds onto
Ded srs I piss in a 5 gallon bucket that sits on a 2 step. It works perfect cause I just tilt the bucket just under my groin area , and that way I’m not pissing all over the place anymore .’
If I’m using a conventional toilet I have to lean at a 45 degree angle and put my hands on the wall like I’m doing a push up , or I’m missing the bowel
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I bet it turns into an innie during the winter.
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Women have clits larger than that.

Imagine having a smaller dick than a biological woman.
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post 10000231034 Yesterday, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Women have clits larger than that.

Imagine having a smaller dick than a biological woman.
It’s very unsettling srs
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Don’t worry boyos, I’m only 0.25 erect and have an inny placid , so nothing to worry about. I’m still the record holder srs





Ded srs I piss in a bucket that sits on a 2 step. It works perfect cause I just tilt the bucket just under my groin area , and that way I’m not pissing all over the place anymore .’
If I’m using a conventional toilet I have to lean at a 45 degree angle and put my hands on the wall like I’m doing a push up , or I’m missing the bowel . It’s very unsettling srs
Why not just pee sitting down?
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Originally Posted By IAMBEE⏩
Why not just pee sitting down?
Tried that but I usually end up pissing between the toilet seat . So I piss first then chit
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
he looks sad
Can you blame him?
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
It’s very unsettling srs
I understand divinity favors no individual or individual experience. If a man has an army, that is because he needs an army. A form of literal compensation.

It seems to me, somewhere, somehow, you are winning.


I don’t know if you believe that to be true, but I absolutely do.
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Originally Posted By IAMBEE⏩
Why not just pee sitting down?
Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Tried that but I usually end up pissing between the toilet seat . So I piss first then chit
Really the only fix for that is roofies. But ur a little old for that mumbo jumbo
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Don’t worry boyos, I’m only 0.25 erect and have an inny placid , so nothing to worry about. I’m still the record holder srs





Ded srs I piss in a 5 gallon bucket that sits on a 2 step. It works perfect cause I just tilt the bucket just under my groin area , and that way I’m not pissing all over the place anymore .’
If I’m using a conventional toilet I have to lean at a 45 degree angle and put my hands on the wall like I’m doing a push up , or I’m missing the bowel
how often do you empty the bucket?
post 10000231081 Yesterday, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
how often do you empty the bucket?
come on man......sprinkling a little more salt in the tiny dink hole of his micro why don't you.
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Originally Posted By IAMBEE⏩
come on man......sprinkling a little more salt in the tiny dink hole of his micro why don't you.
It kinda stoinks , so daily .
Interesting fact . B4 it was pretty heavy because the walls had a thick layer of a secretion of piss mold on them . Now that I had to quit sugary treats the composition of my piss changed , and one day when I went to empty my bucket most of the piss mold fell out ?
Kind of a bonus there I’d say , as I thought I was going to have to buy a new bucket

Mind blown how clean it looks now srs . Very little piss mold there at all
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I lol every time MT posts his piss bucket. On spread boyo.

Btw, i dont even know how .25 inch is even possible. Srs, vry srs.
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
I lol every time MT posts his piss bucket. On spread boyo.

Btw, i dont even know how .25 inch is even possible. Srs, vry srs.
Well if I lose another 50 pounds I may have a few inches erect ,but now I’m concerned about losing my title srs
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Don’t worry boyos, I’m only 0.25 erect and have an inny placid , so nothing to worry about. I’m still the record holder srs





Ded srs I piss in a 5 gallon bucket that sits on a 2 step. It works perfect cause I just tilt the bucket just under my groin area , and that way I’m not pissing all over the place anymore .’
If I’m using a conventional toilet I have to lean at a 45 degree angle and put my hands on the wall like I’m doing a push up , or I’m missing the bowel
lmfao

This is too funny to be true
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Don’t worry boyos, I’m only 0.25 erect and have an inny placid , so nothing to worry about. I’m still the record holder srs
I put effort in all my threads srs

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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
It kinda stoinks , so daily .
Interesting fact . B4 it was pretty heavy because the walls had a thick layer of a secretion of piss mold on them . Now that I had to quit sugary treats the composition of my piss changed , and one day when I went to empty my bucket most of the piss mold fell out ?
Kind of a bonus there I’d say , as I thought I was going to have to buy a new bucket

Mind blown how clean it looks now srs . Very little piss mold there at all

That does not look like healthy urine bro
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Don’t worry boyos, I’m only 0.25 erect and have an inny placid , so nothing to worry about. I’m still the record holder srs





Ded srs I piss in a 5 gallon bucket that sits on a 2 step. It works perfect cause I just tilt the bucket just under my groin area , and that way I’m not pissing all over the place anymore .’
If I’m using a conventional toilet I have to lean at a 45 degree angle and put my hands on the wall like I’m doing a push up , or I’m missing the bowel
How are bjs with micros? Should be easy work for sloots
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
How would you pee like that?


I accommodate for mine by holding it with both arms and building a rack in front of the toilet to lift the other two thirds onto
This is literally my question too. How?
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@johnvee has a cock that's smaller than that, but it smells like a foot.
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
How are bjs with micros? Should be easy work for sloots
Naw unfortunately it turns them off . They usually start and then stop 5 seconds in . It’s very unsettling srs



Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
That does not look like healthy urine bro
I think it improved srs . That’s multiple pisses also ,so it’s hard too judge also
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Naw unfortunately it turns them off . They usually start and then stop 5 seconds in . It’s very unsettling srs





I think it improved srs . That’s multiple pisses also ,so it’s hard too judge also
That’s when you grab their head and fk their face
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