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Manager of the bar I go to on Fridays wants my dick badly. Should I smash?
Yesterday, 09:22 PM
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Manager of the bar I go to on Fridays wants my dick badly. Should I smash?
She's kind of a fat chick with tattoos, but honestly she has huge tits and a cute face and nothing about her is overly offensive. Well put together for a thickish chick.
She came up and sat next to me for about an hour today, and I was chatting with her and she had the googly eyes. Like you know where you look a girl in the eyes and can tell she would do anything you told her to? For whatever reason, when I know I could pull a chick anywhere I wanted and have my way with her, it makes my dick like 75% hard.
Anyways, should I smash? I'm kinda thinking abot it. Obviously not taking her into public or anything, but moreso thinking about inviting her over after her shift and rawdogging and making her swallow every last drop.
She came up and sat next to me for about an hour today, and I was chatting with her and she had the googly eyes. Like you know where you look a girl in the eyes and can tell she would do anything you told her to? For whatever reason, when I know I could pull a chick anywhere I wanted and have my way with her, it makes my dick like 75% hard.
Anyways, should I smash? I'm kinda thinking abot it. Obviously not taking her into public or anything, but moreso thinking about inviting her over after her shift and rawdogging and making her swallow every last drop.
Yesterday, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Answer is No
fat chick with tattoos
Yesterday, 09:29 PM
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Go for it OP. Didn't read but I hope he gives you a reach around.
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let's pretend this story is real... i say go for it.. she could be a fun fuck and now you'll get some discounts on drinks and if they serve food, you get some free apps. and your dick wet.. win win..
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Yesterday, 09:39 PM
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Bro, you've been fkn around for 40 sum years. Why the FUCK are you askin us if you should smash. Post some fucking pics dude. If you don't, I pity you
There has never been another Asshole who has made as many claims without posting pics.
Just post a pic! Just one!
There has never been another Asshole who has made as many claims without posting pics.
Just post a pic! Just one!
Yesterday, 09:41 PM
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Whatever you do. Don't post any pics.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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In my mind this is a pretty simple equation. Do a little risk analysis and mitigation.
Do you want to fuck her? Could there be perceived negative consequences of fucking her? Can you mitigate those, or are you willing to accept them?
The answers to these questions will guide you.
Negged for no pics, obviously.
Do you want to fuck her? Could there be perceived negative consequences of fucking her? Can you mitigate those, or are you willing to accept them?
The answers to these questions will guide you.
Negged for no pics, obviously.
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Sick pics
Yesterday, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I agree.
In my mind this is a pretty simple equation. Do a little risk analysis and mitigation.
Do you want to fuck her? Could there be perceived negative consequences of fucking her? Can you mitigate those, or are you willing to accept them?
The answers to these questions will guide you.
Negged for no pics, obviously.
Do you want to fuck her? Could there be perceived negative consequences of fucking her? Can you mitigate those, or are you willing to accept them?
The answers to these questions will guide you.
Negged for no pics, obviously.
1. Do I want to smash? Kinda. Like I said, I know she really likes me, so she's the type of chick where she's sucking on your dick looking up at you with those little doe eyes.
2. Consequences? Not really. She's the manager at the bar I go to. I could almost certainly stop smashing and still go to the bar without any drama. But honestly, if I start smashing I'd probably stick with it because when a girl has the googly eyes and does awkward shit around me because she likes me, I really get turned on.
3. Also kinda. I would def want to get rid of her at some point and almost certainly would get grossed out eventually, but it would be pretty fun for like 3-4 sessions of smashing.
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This definitely happened
As usual
As usual
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
I don't even read this fkn nonsense anymore
This definitely happened
As usual
As usual
Yesterday, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
So if I were in your shoes, I would consider the possible emotional consequences as well.
I agree.
1. Do I want to smash? Kinda. Like I said, I know she really likes me, so she's the type of chick where she's sucking on your dick looking up at you with those little doe eyes.
2. Consequences? Not really. She's the manager at the bar I go to. I could almost certainly stop smashing and still go to the bar without any drama. But honestly, if I start smashing I'd probably stick with it because when a girl has the googly eyes and does awkward shit around me because she likes me, I really get turned on.
3. Also kinda. I would def want to get rid of her at some point and almost certainly would get grossed out eventually, but it would be pretty fun for like 3-4 sessions of smashing.
1. Do I want to smash? Kinda. Like I said, I know she really likes me, so she's the type of chick where she's sucking on your dick looking up at you with those little doe eyes.
2. Consequences? Not really. She's the manager at the bar I go to. I could almost certainly stop smashing and still go to the bar without any drama. But honestly, if I start smashing I'd probably stick with it because when a girl has the googly eyes and does awkward shit around me because she likes me, I really get turned on.
3. Also kinda. I would def want to get rid of her at some point and almost certainly would get grossed out eventually, but it would be pretty fun for like 3-4 sessions of smashing.
What I’m gathering from my ignorant perspective is that while she may be communicating a desire to fuck, she may actually want more. And even if you don’t actively commit to something more, she may perceive you smashing as moving towards something more. That of course is not your problem at all, we are all grown ups and make decisions and we should be responsible for our own feelings and not other people’s. However, I think feelings should be taken into consideration when we can.
I am a very direct person.
It can be awkward as most people just go with the flow, but I would really recommend having a direct conversation about intentions and expectations. I have learned, when I do this correctly, it really enhances the situation. Women will be down to fuck if you just directly say that. Then if they come back with some feelings and you find yourself in a situation where you have to hurt their feelings, you can do it with confidence as you stated your intentions clearly.
Probably way over analyzing the situation, I just like to live on purpose. Lots of dignity there.
Also having your windows smashed in sucks
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Yesterday, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
So she's like 30ish and the manager of a bar and has tattoos and such. She's not some fragile virgin. Guarenteed she's been pumped and dumped a bunch of times. Could totally be a roster girl without any issues, and honestly a roster is exactly what I need right now.
So if I were in your shoes, I would consider the possible emotional consequences as well.
What I’m gathering from my ignorant perspective is that while she may be communicating a desire to fuck, she may actually want more. And even if you don’t actively commit to something more, she may perceive you smashing as moving towards something more. That of course is not your problem at all, we are all grown ups and make decisions and we should be responsible for our own feelings and not other people’s. However, I think feelings should be taken into consideration when we can.
I am a very direct person.
It can be awkward as most people just go with the flow, but I would really recommend having a direct conversation about intentions and expectations. I have learned, when I do this correctly, it really enhances the situation. Women will be down to fuck if you just directly say that. Then if they come back with some feelings and you find yourself in a situation where you have to hurt their feelings, you can do it with confidence as you stated your intentions clearly.
Probably way over analyzing the situation, I just like to live on purpose. Lots of dignity there.
Also having your windows smashed in sucks
What I’m gathering from my ignorant perspective is that while she may be communicating a desire to fuck, she may actually want more. And even if you don’t actively commit to something more, she may perceive you smashing as moving towards something more. That of course is not your problem at all, we are all grown ups and make decisions and we should be responsible for our own feelings and not other people’s. However, I think feelings should be taken into consideration when we can.
I am a very direct person.
It can be awkward as most people just go with the flow, but I would really recommend having a direct conversation about intentions and expectations. I have learned, when I do this correctly, it really enhances the situation. Women will be down to fuck if you just directly say that. Then if they come back with some feelings and you find yourself in a situation where you have to hurt their feelings, you can do it with confidence as you stated your intentions clearly.
Probably way over analyzing the situation, I just like to live on purpose. Lots of dignity there.
Also having your windows smashed in sucks
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
She is not the manager of a bar. Managing a bar is something she does. She is a whole ass human being.
So she's like 30ish and the manager of a bar and has tattoos and such. She's not some fragile virgin. Guarenteed she's been pumped and dumped a bunch of times. Could totally be a roster girl without any issues, and honestly a roster is exactly what I need right now.
Having a roster is cool af, but only if the women on the roster know they are on a roster.
Some real man shit. Not that frat fuck boi shit.
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Yesterday, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Man, it ain't that serious. Sometimes people who enjoy each other's company end up fucking, and really enjoying it. With nothing more intended.
She is not the manager of a bar. Managing a bar is something she does. She is a whole ass human being.
Having a roster is cool af, but only if the women on the roster know they are on a roster.
Some real man shit. Not that frat fuck boi shit.
Having a roster is cool af, but only if the women on the roster know they are on a roster.
Some real man shit. Not that frat fuck boi shit.
Yesterday, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted By OliviaHomeless⏩
…and in any case, none of it actually happened
Man, it ain't that serious. Sometimes people who enjoy each other's company end up fucking, and really enjoying it. With nothing more intended.
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Originally Posted By BigGuyForYou⏩
Oliver wouldn't just come on the internet and tell lies. Would u OP?
and then you woke up
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
It's a 100% true story, as usual. There are actually 3 girls who work at this place who I could fuck, but 1 is 15, and the other is her mom(lol) who has a BBL and it would be strictly transactional. But I also get the feeling she would pimp out her daughter as well.
Oliver wouldn't just come on the internet and tell lies. Would u OP?
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Originally Posted By OliviaHomeless⏩
Just smash all 3 at once, but be sure not to get any photos you fat fucking retard
It's a 100% true story, as usual. There are actually 3 girls who work at this place who I could fuck, but 1 is 15, and the other is her mom(lol) who has a BBL and it would be strictly transactional. But I also get the feeling she would pimp out her daughter as well.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I'll take ur word for it , many wouldn't but I do.
It's a 100% true story, as usual. There are actually 3 girls who work at this place who I could fuck, but 1 is 15, and the other is her mom(lol) who has a BBL and it would be strictly transactional. But I also get the feeling she would pimp out her daughter as well.
When will it be mine turn to be a chad. Maybe in the next life. Hopefully reincarnate into you m8
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
So what? You fucked that 15 year old in Brazil, in contravention of US Federal Law
but 1 is 15
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It's all just an imaginary LARP anyway so sure OP, go ahead and pretend to smash her you have my blessing.
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
It didn’t, @OliverHeldens is a LARPER.
This definitely happened
As usual
As usual
But my boyfriend LargePeter isn’t a LARPER and always posts true stories.
The way he has shown proof of all of his claims like his super muscular jacked physique with multiple proof pictures of the past 15 years, he has a GOD TIER top 0.01% physique in the world due to his perfect diet and steroid use. He isn’t bald and grew from 5’6 to 5’11 in his 40s. Hell, my boyfriend might even be 6ft now if he measured.
We have wild threesomes with our sloot friends on wild cocaine and booze filled nights were my boyfriend Peter makes us cum 25 times each in the hot tub with using his cock.
My boyfriend is a finance guru, business guru, car expert.
Every story he has ever told of wild Coke binges abd hot tub sex is true and not completely made up at all.
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