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post 10000235253 3 days ago, 08:05 PM
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explosiveMidget VS mattLondon4131302

Who would win in a 100 meter foot race?

Who would win in a street fight?
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post 10000235259 3 days ago, 08:08 PM
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who the fook is that guy?
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to monster0ultra again.
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I'd prefer they have a parachuteless skydiving contest
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-Fat cunt
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Even if Midget left the safety of his kitchen any average sized, normally proportioned, man likely roasts the fat cunt over 100 yards.

InB4 the little prick claims to have done the 100 meters in 8 seconds.
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post 10000235277 3 days ago, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
I'd prefer they have a parachuteless skydiving contest
@MiscDetective

Can we get the math/physics/communism answer on which of them would reach the ground first given their mass and air resistance?
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Here's a picture of @explosivemidget jumping explosively in the air. This jump was so explosive that time and space folded itself, allowing him to reach a height of 5 feet in just 50 inches. This jump was so explosive that you can see his hairline starting to fall off and his chin receding from the force generated by such an explosive jump.

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post 10000235308 3 days ago, 08:42 PM
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could ur fat diabetic goofy lookin self do that? Lol @ saving screenshots the video spoke for itself

undeniably explosive. I really do have fast twitch muscle fibres as can be seen in previous kicking videos, it's like lightning. U on the other hand can barely feel ur toes let alone ur dixck and could go into a diabetic coma at any moment

take ur insulin
post 10000235316 3 days ago, 08:48 PM
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The midget. He's got special powers. He's someone I would never, ever underestimate srs.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Here's a picture of @explosivemidget jumping explosively in the air. This jump was so explosive that time and space folded itself, allowing him to reach a height of 5 feet in just 50 inches. This jump was so explosive that you can see his hairline starting to fall off and his chin receding from the force generated by such an explosive jump.


Ok cool. Any HD videos of this>?


I need HD videos, not Austin Texas street fights from 2020 at 320 megapixels when every single camera from 2020 was 1080p or more.
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Originally Posted By mattLondon4131302⏩
Ok cool. Any HD videos of this>?


I need HD videos, not Austin Texas street fights from 2020 at 320 megapixels when every single camera from 2020 was 1080p or more.
Midget crushes you in athleticism


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post 10000235323 3 days ago, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Midget crushes you in athleticism



Do you have a youtube vid of this?
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Midget crushes you in athleticism



I've done a 9 foot 4 inch broad jump before, from 2021 at 6'0 and around 220 LBS and at age 41.... Only 1 time though... And have video proof.

Only broke 9, 3 or 4 times...
Most of the time i'm between 8 feet and 8 feet 8 inches.
And this is good for me since i'm still in recovery mode from 1993 till 2015 lactic acid muscle destroying distance running and 400 meter dashes.
post 10000235336 3 days ago, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Midget crushes you in athleticism



Who can beat this? mirin hard
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Midget crushes you in athleticism



Incredible. They say the bowl cut AIDS with the aerodynamics, allowing him to reach such explosive heights.

Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
could ur fat diabetic goofy lookin self do that? Lol @ saving screenshots the video spoke for itself

undeniably explosive. I really do have fast twitch muscle fibres as can be seen in previous kicking videos, it's like lightning. U on the other hand can barely feel ur toes let alone ur dixck and could go into a diabetic coma at any moment

take ur insulin
I have shown that my blood sugar levels are fine. I have also shown that your fingers are much fatter than mine.

Why are your fingers so fat?
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post 10000235350 3 days ago, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted By BigGuyForYou⏩
Who can beat this? mirin hard
The jump back down onto the concrete alone was the best part, landed like a ninja manipulating gravity itself, poor fatfred would've broke both of his ankles and been crippled for life
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Incredible. They say the bowl cut AIDS with the aerodynamics, allowing him to reach such explosive heights.



I have shown that my blood sugar levels are fine. I have also shown that your fingers are much fatter than mine.

Why are your fingers so fat?
They're fat because i[m fat. What a stupid question m8
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Midget crushes you in athleticism



If the camera pulled back just a little more you'd see the sink he spent most of June hiding under.
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post 10000235371 3 days ago, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
The jump back down onto the concrete alone was the best part, landed like a ninja manipulating gravity itself, poor fatfred would've broke both of his ankles and been crippled for life
No. I can do everything you're doing in that video. Let's be serious here, that's at best a 12 inch vertical. Which is impressive for someone of your girth, but isn't anything special.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
No. I can do everything you're doing in that video. Let's be serious here, that's at best a 12 inch vertical. Which is impressive for someone of your girth, but isn't anything special.
Here's the last frame before he leans into that water jug thing. So this is basically as high as he can jump.



So if you look he doesn't clear the back of that dining chair. I'd say he's 3 or 4 inches off the top of it, ignoring perspective.



Even if we give him the benefit of the doubt and say that's at the high end for a dining chair (and that looks like a small dining chair), he only clears about 34 inches. In reality, I reckon he did 25-30? A just over 2 ft vertical isn't particularly impressive.

So 5 ft is 34 inches now.
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
I'd prefer they have a parachuteless skydiving contest
Is the winner the one who hits the ground first or second?

It could really be either way
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Here's the last frame before he leans into that water jug thing. So this is basically as high as he can jump.



So if you look he doesn't clear the back of that dining chair. I'd say he's 3 or 4 inches off the top of it, ignoring perspective.



Even if we give him the benefit of the doubt and say that's at the high end for a dining chair, he only clears about 34 inches.

So 5 ft is 34 inches now.
It's worse than that. Look at his hips from when he jumps till the apex of the jump, his hips only go up vertically about 12 inches. It seems like more simply because he tucked his legs.
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[QUOTE=AverageKenneth post_id=10000235382]
Here's the last frame before he leans into that water jug thing. So this is basically as high as he can jump.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/E5VSRox.png[/img]

So if you look he doesn't clear the back of that dining chair. I'd say he's 3 or 4 inches off the top of it, ignoring perspective.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/beLW72e.png[/img]

Even if we give him the benefit of the doubt and say that's at the high end for a dining chair (and that looks like a small dining chair), he only clears about 34 inches.

So 5 ft is 34 inches now.
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Only? so that's not impressive for a 5'6 205lb manlet at the time jumping on to something that's clearly almost as tall as him, from concrete.

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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Correlation is 7 LBS per inch.

So this is the equivalent of a 6'0 and 248 LB jump.....
Equation works out to add in 42 LBS to 6 inches shorter to the 206 to get to 248....

Go to the track and time yourself in the 400 and make a video on that and put it on youtube. If you break 1:15 on your first try. You could have potential for a 50 second 400 meter dash.. Which wouldn't break my Unofficial WR of fastest 400 over 215 but under 6'0 tall of 53.35 seconds done on Sept 27th, 2013....... Because you have to be over 215 LBS to qualify... But you're only 10 LBS off.... But yet again that's a catch 22 because just that 10 LBS less body weight means the difference of a 54 second by 400 meter dash and a Trey Hardee by 47 by 400 meter dash.

But Trey ran his at a full 6'5 tall and 212 LBS body weight... So that doesn't meet my specifications of competing with me in the 400 either due to the fact of how easy it is to run a fast 100 or 400 at taller heights and lower body weights.

So other than explosivemidget, who are you all going to call now? Trey Hardee? He's retired and couldn't even break 10 seconds in the 60 meter dash at his 42 years old because he's under the influence that people retire at 30. Without having prior knowledge that the human body hits it's peak between 39 and 49 years old in all track events and all powerlifting events naturally. So sucks for Trey. And not my problem that he didn't know that.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I don't think it's particularly impressive for anyone. And you don't jump onto it, you barely make it halfway up and then just climb up from there.

Oh and to put things into context, men's olympic hurdles are 36 to 42 inches high depending on the event. Based on this, Midget could not clear one.
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Is the winner the one who hits the ground first or second?

It could really be either way
We are the winners
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
I don't think it's particularly impressive for anyone. And you don't jump onto it, you barely make it halfway up and then just climb up from there.

Oh and to put things into context, men's olympic hurdles are 36 to 42 inches high depending on the event. Based on this, Midget could not clear one.
Nobody cares about track though. So that takes that out of the Oct 31st, 2002, equation situation.
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Originally Posted By mattLondon4131302⏩
Nobody cares about track though. So that takes that out of the Oct 31st, 2002, equation situation.
TF are you even talking about you spastic twat?
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
TF are you even talking about you spastic twat?
He's extremely mentally ill.
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