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Thread: Most men will get a wife that looks like this by 40 if they're lucky

post 10000235345 3 days ago, 09:11 PM
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Most men will get a wife that looks like this by 40 if they're lucky

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BZhWV4TEW/?mibextid=wwXIfr

husband is in shape and works out -- wife is very plump, cakes on makeup and drags hubby into endless videos for social media. But this is what you'll likely get when you marry that hot piece of ass in your early 20s.
post 10000235348 3 days ago, 09:13 PM
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Groce.

Also negged for no pics/embed.
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post 10000235360 3 days ago, 09:20 PM
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This is why so many guys resign themselves to using their hand.
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post 10000235366 3 days ago, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
This is why so many guys resign themselves to using their hand.
hubby ain't a bad looking dude but somehow in the vids she drags him into for social media you can sense part of his soul has been crushed

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1GYR8M4vWw/?mibextid=wwXIfr
post 10000235370 3 days ago, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩
hubby ain't a bad looking dude but somehow in the vids she drags him into for social media you can sense part of his soul has been crushed

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1GYR8M4vWw/?mibextid=wwXIfr
LMAO at him struggling to hold on to all 200 lbs of her jumping on him at the end..... shit just looks so unnatural. If you're not a petite female you've lost your right to try to do this with a man
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 10000235372 3 days ago, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
LMAO at him struggling to hold on to all 200 lbs of her jumping on him at the end..... shit just looks so unnatural. If you're not a petite female you've lost your right to try to do this with a man
i think she gives inspiration to the other hambones that they can also be cute/feminine/please an in-shape man (most of her vids are putting her makeup face on/outfits).
post 10000235374 3 days ago, 09:34 PM
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You think on an alternate universe they're making threads about you in a simulacrum of a defunct gay Indian bodybuilding forum?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000235376 3 days ago, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BZhWV4TEW/?mibextid=wwXIfr

husband is in shape and works out -- wife is very plump, cakes on makeup and drags hubby into endless videos for social media. But this is what you'll likely get when you marry that hot piece of ass in your early 20s.
Ok cool.
post 10000235377 3 days ago, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
You think on an alternate universe they're making threads about you in a simulacrum of a defunct gay Indian bodybuilding forum?
Yeah imagine that. Just like I did of Nords with the Goodell correlation.
post 10000235379 3 days ago, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
You think on an alternate universe they're making threads about you in a simulacrum of a defunct gay Indian bodybuilding forum?
i haven't lived in all alternate universes yet -- if there's an infinite amount than I would assume an infinite number of possibilities exist.
post 10000235380 3 days ago, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BZhWV4TEW/?mibextid=wwXIfr

husband is in shape and works out -- wife is very plump, cakes on makeup and drags hubby into endless videos for social media. But this is what you'll likely get when you marry that hot piece of ass in your early 20s.
Also not our problem. Maybe she should have done her running back training.
post 10000235385 3 days ago, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted By mattLondon4131302⏩
Ok cool.
Cool ok
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 10000235386 3 days ago, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BZhWV4TEW/?mibextid=wwXIfr

husband is in shape and works out -- wife is very plump, cakes on makeup and drags hubby into endless videos for social media. But this is what you'll likely get when you marry that hot piece of ass in your early 20s.
Also correlation to not our problem. Maybe Ukraine should have had money in the first place. Instead of someone giving them 1.3 trillion dollars which is going to be pointless in the long run and going to end up in Russia anyways...

So basically someone decided to give Russia 1.3 trillion through Ukraine.
post 10000235387 3 days ago, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Cool ok
cool it
post 10000235393 3 days ago, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted By mattLondon4131302⏩
Also correlation to not our problem. Maybe Ukraine should have had money in the first place. Instead of someone giving them 1.3 trillion dollars which is going to be pointless in the long run and going to end up in Russia anyways...

So basically someone decided to give Russia 1.3 trillion through Ukraine.
maybe ukraine always knew they had money even if it wasn't on the books
post 10000235404 3 days ago, 09:51 PM
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You gotta go asian bruh. That video was scary btw. Can't imagine fucking that thing.
post 10000235408 3 days ago, 09:52 PM
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Husband is Chadlite. He could do better srs.
post 10000235409 3 days ago, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
You gotta go asian bruh. That video was scary btw. Can't imagine fucking that thing.
dude apparently fucks it while finding the motivation to lift...maybe you need to man up.
post 10000235413 3 days ago, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩
dude apparently fucks it while finding the motivation to lift...maybe you need to man up.
I rather stick my dick into a blender dead srs. That's like Dustinthehuss levels of subhuman.
post 10000235414 3 days ago, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
I rather stick my dick into a blender dead srs. That's like Dustinthehuss levels of subhuman.
she was cute when they met in high school
post 10000235415 3 days ago, 09:56 PM
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You don't realize how much of an advantage staying single is until you get older (40+)
post 10000235418 3 days ago, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By butatwhatcost⏩
You don't realize how much of an advantage staying single is until you get older (40+)
yea but u gotta have abs so u can slay young poon
post 10000235458 3 days ago, 10:28 PM
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No thx Geoff, I’d sooner fap and it’s not even close
Back with my Fam
post 10000235493 3 days ago, 11:21 PM
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I’m hot and have dreads and my boyfriend is muscular 5’11 and not bald
post 10000235509 3 days ago, 12:01 AM
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You're right ed. You should post some pics of your recent conquests so we can have something to aspire to
post 10000235514 3 days ago, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective⏩
You're right ed.
thanks
post 10000235542 3 days ago, 01:52 AM
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This only applies to non lifting phaggots and brokies.
FLAT: 225x15 INCLINE DB 100x15 incline bench 225x8 deadlift: [RETIRED!! OUTTA HERE] FS: 225X14
post 10000235545 3 days ago, 01:57 AM
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For someone her age after three kids she's objectively pretty cute. Maybe that's because I'm older, but when she's done up she looks absolutely fine to me.

Sure, she could stand to lift and lose twenty pounds, but they look pretty damned happy.
post 10000235550 3 days ago, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted By ectobruh⏩
This only applies to non lifting phaggots and brokies.
Not in this instance.

This guy is pretty good looking and lives in what appears to be a nice place.

Obviously she was hotter when he met her tho and age/kids happened and she looks worse now.

post 10000235552 3 days ago, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Not in this instance.

This guy is pretty good looking and lives in what appears to be a nice place.


What a shame because I'd kms if I was married to that chit. Lol

Especially making cuck videos on social media as a humiliation ritual
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