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06-29-2026, 12:52 PM
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My gym is going full retard (female mgmt)
Local gym with two locations and apparently a new plastic looking giant assed manager. She was talking to employees last month and I figured out she's in charge.
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
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06-29-2026, 12:54 PM
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That's hella retarded and ghey
06-29-2026, 12:54 PM
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06-29-2026, 12:55 PM
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06-29-2026, 12:56 PM
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$12 a month for a gym is a great deal. No wonder they want collateral.
06-29-2026, 12:57 PM
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06-29-2026, 12:58 PM
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06-29-2026, 01:02 PM
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Well that sucks. Female owner of my gym has done nothing but throw money into it from the day she took over. All good legit changes, more equipment, better equipment, changing the layout so it makes more sense, open area with turf for sled work, etc.
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06-29-2026, 01:06 PM
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Sadly 98% of people are retarded. I noticed my gym also had their dip belts, and ab roller, and other stuff layed out at the front desk now. They just got new belt squat machines and it was a week before some scummy retard stole the carabiner from it. Rather that buying a new one the machine was shut down more than a month until they got a new carabiner from Rogue. The people who steal them are the same pieces of chit who don't bother reracking their weights. Seriously low IQ retards. I purposely paid more at my gym hoping to avoid the eos and planet fatness retards but it didn't work.
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06-29-2026, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
take a pic of her ass, set it as your lockscreen and leave your phone as collateral
but has a massive ass
Have fun and be yourself :-)
06-29-2026, 01:13 PM
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06-29-2026, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Buy your own belt, and if your contract is signed, tell them to fuck off with bank info and proceed normally
Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Yeah, but theirs is free and already there.
I just have my own chain belt they are only like $50
Originally Posted By MiscDetective⏩
It was 9.99 to start with three squat racks, can use chalk on the sly. Best deal I've found.
$12 a month for a gym is a great deal. No wonder they want collateral.
Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Well that sucks. Female owner of my gym has done nothing but throw money into it from the day she took over. All good legit changes, more equipment, better equipment, changing the layout so it makes more sense, open area with turf for sled work, etc.
Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
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Originally Posted By CocoaButterMage⏩
The front desk guys are prime for trolling, but I don't want to shit where I eat in any form of the metaphor. They have whippy bars that are fun to deadlift with, rare find.
take a pic of her ass, set it as your lockscreen and leave your phone as collateral
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06-29-2026, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
Deadlift has to be on a 29mm powerbar or it don't count. I had to use a whippier old texas powerbar recently and that shit felt so much easier.
Yeah, but theirs is free and already there.
It was 9.99 to start with three squat racks, can use chalk on the sly. Best deal I've found.
Mirin
The front desk guys are prime for trolling, but I don't want to shit where I eat in any form of the metaphor. They have whippy bars that are fun to deadlift with, rare find.
It was 9.99 to start with three squat racks, can use chalk on the sly. Best deal I've found.
Mirin
The front desk guys are prime for trolling, but I don't want to shit where I eat in any form of the metaphor. They have whippy bars that are fun to deadlift with, rare find.
06-29-2026, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
Seems legit... DIdn't read this yet though.
Local gym with two __cpLocations and apparently a new plastic looking giant assed manager. She was talking to employees last month and I figured out she's in charge.
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
06-29-2026, 04:49 PM
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What commercial gym?
06-29-2026, 04:59 PM
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06-29-2026, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
Ok had to stop reading halfway through...
Local gym with two __cpLocations and apparently a new plastic looking giant assed manager. She was talking to employees last month and I figured out she's in charge.
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
Yeah I had to do that shit today....
Dip shit 20-29 year old Jujimufu Insta giggle at the dumbest shit possible that Jujimufu does on Insta crowd.......generation getting in my fucking way on purpose as part of their scam.. Putting stupid ass foam rollers in my way.. I have to go pick them all up with two paper towels on either side now because of 2020...
Dumb mother fuckers placing shit in everyones fucking path on purpose... You know way back in 2002 we didn't do this stupid ass shit.. We actually kept the gym in order......
So yeah that fucking foam roller probably belongs behind the counter.. But yet again I don't know the exact specifications of your gym.. So don't fully know the situation there.
06-29-2026, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
Ok why you trying to get an attitude with the lady there though? Seems scammy.
Local gym with two __cpLocations and apparently a new plastic looking giant assed manager. She was talking to employees last month and I figured out she's in charge.
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
Why didn't you just listen to her rules?
06-29-2026, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
Credit card situation sounds scammy on your end though.. ... Doesn't really add up.. Somethings not really adding up with this situation that you explained...
Local gym with two __cpLocations and apparently a new plastic looking giant assed manager. She was talking to employees last month and I figured out she's in charge.
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
06-29-2026, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
Ok and so she's overweight but has a nice butt? That doesn't even make any sense.......
Local gym with two __cpLocations and apparently a new plastic looking giant assed manager. She was talking to employees last month and I figured out she's in charge.
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
Two contradicting statements in the same line pretty much....
Are you in the 20-29 Jujimufu Insta Crowd laugh at the dumbest shit possible that Jujimufu does on Insta and giggle at all of his retarded steroided out shit that he does on Insta or no?
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You could be a powerliftingcel and bring in a huge bag containing your wrist wraps, wrist straps, SBD belt, dip/pullup belt and sleeping bag (for when you're resting in between sets).
Originally Posted By naich⏩
My gym asked for direct debit as well. Annoying as fuark.
Local gym with two locations and apparently a new plastic looking giant assed manager. She was talking to employees last month and I figured out she's in charge.
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
First change was to put all misc equipment like weighted dip belt, foam roller, ect behind the front desk. When you ask to use it they want "collateral". I laughed the first time thinking it was a joke, then got bert stared and asked again. Told them use my membership as collateral and then they laughed, but I was srs. They had the audacity to ask for my car keys because the rack is at their desk. My car for a 19.99 belt, fair trade.
Now I walk in today and front desk guy asks me to open my banking app to hook up to their new system...lol wut? They wanted my account number for direct deposits to avoid if someone's card expires. I said my card doesn't expire for 4 years and I'm not giving you that info, they were borderline offended.
I pay $12/month to be surrounded by prime puss and be the strongest guy there who's natty, so I ant leaving, but LMAO what a retarded way to run a business.
TLDR
Female mgmt is retarded, but has a massive ass
Reps if you read my diary
06-29-2026, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted By SpeakethTruth⏩
There is this TRT'ed up gym teacher in there that looks like a monkey (white brah) that actually brings a book. Does his set of unimpressive weight and then sits on the jumping boxes or whatever and fakes like he can read. Even has a bookmark LMAO.
You could be a powerliftingcel and bring in a huge bag containing your wrist wraps, wrist straps, SBD belt, dip/pullup belt and sleeping bag (for when you're resting in between sets).
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Originally Posted By mattLondon4131302⏩
Ok, but as you type that Layne is feeding. On what? you'll never know. Keep benching your toddler weight while everyone else eats secretly and doubles your progression as you aimlessly waste calories eating non sense. Sad state to be in, pity.
Ok and so she's overweight but has a nice butt? That doesn't even make any sense.......
Two contradicting statements in the same line pretty much....
Are you in the 20-29 Jujimufu Insta Crowd laugh at the dumbest shit possible that Jujimufu does on Insta and giggle at all of his retarded steroided out shit that he does on Insta or no?
Two contradicting statements in the same line pretty much....
Are you in the 20-29 Jujimufu Insta Crowd laugh at the dumbest shit possible that Jujimufu does on Insta and giggle at all of his retarded steroided out shit that he does on Insta or no?
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
That’s what I was thinking . Low life’s have walked away with these things in the past so they keep them locked up . I used to bring my own belt back in the old days
12 dollars a month. they probably have to put certain things behind the counter because people are stealing it
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