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» Neighbor uninvited me from his July 4 party because his wife and daughter want me
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post 10000244323 07-04-2026, 04:24 PM
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Neighbor uninvited me from his July 4 party because his wife and daughter want me

I've known for a while that my neighbor's wife finds me attractive and would probably milk my cock if given the chance. His daughter gets pretty giddy around me too. A couple weeks ago I was hanging out with his family and the wife and daughter were drinking wine and said that they wanted to have a threesome with me. Evidently they have an open marriage but since I'm supposed to be his "friend" he got pouty but I though that was the end of it.

I got a text from him earlier today telling me not to bother showing up to his July 4 cookout.

The funny thing is I didn't even want to fuck his wife and daughter. I mean his wife is a total milf, but his daughter is a chubster so it wouldn't even be worth it having a threesome with them. She was one of those girls where you could tell when she was young that she would grow up to be hot as long as she kept in shape. I think he's mad at himself that he failed as a father and allowed her to become fat.

I don't care so much about not going to the party, it's that I already made plans to and told several other people I was busy, and he tells me hours before that I'm not allowed to go when I already told him I was coming. This is a supreme disrespect of my time. If I had wanted his wife and daughter I could have had them already. At least his wife was getting handsy with me while we were watching the Olympics together earlier in the year. She's been salivating for the duck dick for a while now it seems.

But fuck it now. I just bought $3000 worth of fireworks and I'm going to upstage his party from next door. Might send his wife a text saying to join me after the fireworks for some of our own. I'll even fuck the daughter now just for spite if she wants to tag along. Maybe I'll creampie both of them and bless them with my progeny. I'd love to watch that cuck raise my children. Of course if they turn out to be alpha I'll have to bring them into the family business.
post 10000244324 07-04-2026, 04:25 PM
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happy 4th victor what is don doing today

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post 10000244328 07-04-2026, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1
happy 4th victor what is don doing today

love me some duck
o no
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post 10000244344 07-04-2026, 04:43 PM
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Did not read, ngr
post 10000244351 07-04-2026, 04:46 PM
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post 10000244356 07-04-2026, 04:48 PM
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I love cucks getting jelly, you should fuck them both.


Didn’t read obviously.

Negged for no pics obviously.
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post 10000244361 07-04-2026, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
I love cucks getting jelly, you should fuck them both.


Didn’t read obviously.

Negged for no pics obviously.
No way I'm fukn reading anything like that
post 10000244778 07-04-2026, 10:25 PM
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Update: I texted his wifey and she came over, but left the daughter behind. I blew her back out and she swallowed my load. I tried to creampie her but she wanted to taste my seed.

Gonna work on making this a regular thing and try to breed her. And the daughter next time. Fuck it don't care if she's chubby it's about the principle now and I'm rock hard just thinking about it.
post 10000244779 07-04-2026, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By VictorVonDuck
Update: I texted his wifey and she came over, but left the daughter behind. I blew her back out and she swallowed my load. I tried to creampie her but she wanted to taste my seed.

Gonna work on making this a regular thing and try to breed her. And the daughter next time. Fuck it don't care if she's chubby it's about the principle now and I'm rock hard just thinking about it.
are you donvonduck?
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post 10000244780 07-04-2026, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
I love cucks getting jelly, you should fuck them both.


Didn’t read obviously.

Negged for no pics obviously.
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post 10000244789 07-04-2026, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted By BigGuyForYou
are you donvonduck?
No I'm his cousin
post 10000244794 07-04-2026, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted By BigGuyForYou
are you donvonduck?
Well he claimed to have fucked a woman so it's not Mario
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