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post 10000245023 8 hours ago, 07:20 AM
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My next door neighbor and his wife saw me with a girl who wasn't my girlfriend.

They saw me from about 10 feet away leaving my garage in my car but my girlfriend is Asian and the other girl is a blond white girl so I have no chance of saying that they got it mixed up.

My neighbor is a Christian guy in the military and regarding his wife, women always side with women. What are the chances that they snitch on me? Anyone else been in this situation and have tips on how to get ahead of it?

I already spent all of yesterday cleaning the house making sure that there were no leftover hairs or anything like that. I've already paid the price and don't deserve more misfortune. Also lesson learned, if you're going to cheat, live somewhere small and easy to clean like an apartment.
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post 10000245026 8 hours ago, 07:22 AM
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Just get a dog with blond hair that way if your GF finds different color hair you can blame the dog
post 10000245029 8 hours ago, 07:29 AM
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Pics of your neighbors wife, the mistress, and your gf…

Immediately
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

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post 10000245032 8 hours ago, 07:31 AM
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post 10000245070 7 hours ago, 08:03 AM
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OP, statistics state that hardcore Christians are the biggest consumers of BBC cuck porn. Pornhub revealed their annual porn consumption trends map and it revealed that the Bible Belt States overwhelmingly consumed BBC cuck porn with Mommy Porn coming in at a distant 2nd.
post 10000245096 7 hours ago, 08:31 AM
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Which one is hotter the blonde or the rice pussy?
post 10000245101 7 hours ago, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Just get a dog with blond hair that way if your GF finds different color hair you can blame the dog
If a different hair shows up, I think the excuse I'll go with is that I took out the couch cushions and cleaned behind them and a lot of old stuff must have come out.

Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Pics of your neighbors wife, the mistress, and your gf…

Immediately
I'm trying to be a better person and only post pictures of sloots who are terrible worthless human beings. That doesn't fit the bill for any of them so no can do.
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post 10000245108 7 hours ago, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I'm trying to be a better person and only post pictures of sloots who are terrible worthless human beings. That doesn't fit the bill for any of them so no can do.
I be doing the same thing man. If someone commands respect through virtue I will facilitate that. Is someone is common street trash, I will facilitate that as well lol.

Discernment is the key.

Negged, of course.
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post 10000245114 7 hours ago, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By BigDickMike⏩
OP, statistics state that hardcore Christians are the biggest consumers of BBC cuck porn. Pornhub revealed their annual porn consumption trends map and it revealed that the Bible Belt States overwhelmingly consumed BBC cuck porn with Mommy Porn coming in at a distant 2nd.
I usually try not to flood my posts or threads with too many details that take away from the main point. A detail I left out though is that my neighbor and his wife are also Asian so you had the wrong mental image for the type of Christian that he is.

Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Which one is hotter the blonde or the rice pussy?
They probably weigh around the same but my GF is short with big boobs and butt and the blonde is tall and thin. I personally would prefer tall and thin but I usually hate how white girls smell and the latest one was no exception.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
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