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post 10000239091 07-01-2026, 08:04 AM
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Is the turtle Mitch McConnell dead?

been MIA

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post 10000239102 07-01-2026, 08:20 AM
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He has essentially been dead since he had that BSOD moment on camera. I bet he is still alive and they wheel him in like a corpse for one last vote like they did with Feinstein a few years back.
post 10000239103 07-01-2026, 08:20 AM
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That would be a very very unfortunate and tragic situation. Everyone please join me in wishing this absolutely is not the case.
post 10000239111 07-01-2026, 08:23 AM
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The World would be a better place if he reached his expiration date.
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It's crazy how people will cling to whatever shards of power they hold until the bitter end. It's the opposite of a meaningful life.

I don't wish him death, but if he had any respect for himself or the country he should have fucked off a while ago.
post 10000239468 07-01-2026, 01:21 PM
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post 10000239503 07-01-2026, 01:56 PM
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Mentally, he has been basically dead for a long time. There's no way he has the capacity to make any decisions or to know what he is doing. His memory is probably shot, along with his hearing and reading skills, as it happens with old people. He most likely sleeps half the day and is on a huge amount of prescription pills, the guy can't even walk without assistance. Anyone who is around old folks his age knows this. He belongs in an elderly care facility. No different than Joe Biden.

The system is a complete joke.
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post 10000239557 07-01-2026, 02:30 PM
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Sad thing is he can just as easily sell this country away remotely.
post 10000239569 07-01-2026, 02:36 PM
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I'm sure he has an autopen to vote against Trump for anything that happens to come up...
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post 10000239665 07-01-2026, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By BasedBagel⏩
Mentally, he has been basically dead for a long time. There's no way he has the capacity to make any decisions or to know what he is doing. His memory is probably shot, along with his hearing and reading skills, as it happens with old people. He most likely sleeps half the day and is on a huge amount of prescription pills, the guy can't even walk without assistance. Anyone who is around old folks his age knows this. He belongs in an elderly care facility. No different than Joe Biden.

The system is a complete joke.
Agreed.

As for dying. He’s gotta be on the verge of it right? It’s still him with us physically. He’s not worth cloning to in the elites opinions. If he is dead they wouldn’t hide it.
post 10000248286 5 days ago, 10:36 AM
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Rumor is that the turtle is brain dead and his CCP wife went back to China
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post 10000248696 5 days ago, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By BasedBagel⏩
Mentally, he has been basically dead for a long time. There's no way he has the capacity to make any decisions or to know what he is doing. His memory is probably shot, along with his hearing and reading skills, as it happens with old people. He most likely sleeps half the day and is on a huge amount of prescription pills, the guy can't even walk without assistance. Anyone who is around old folks his age knows this. He belongs in an elderly care facility. No different than Joe Biden.

The system is a complete joke.
Term limits would solve this.
post 10000248722 5 days ago, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By BasedBagel⏩
Mentally, he has been basically dead for a long time. There's no way he has the capacity to make any decisions or to know what he is doing. His memory is probably shot, along with his hearing and reading skills, as it happens with old people. He most likely sleeps half the day and is on a huge amount of prescription pills, the guy can't even walk without assistance. Anyone who is around old folks his age knows this. He belongs in an elderly care facility. No different than Joe Biden.

The system is a complete joke.
Yes and it is scary to think who has been voting on his behalf in the past year.
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post 10000248878 5 days ago, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Jaydubs⏩
Term limits would solve this.
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post 10000248892 5 days ago, 04:09 PM
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post 10000248896 5 days ago, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By BasedBagel⏩
Mentally, he has been basically dead for a long time. There's no way he has the capacity to make any decisions or to know what he is doing. His memory is probably shot, along with his hearing and reading skills, as it happens with old people. He most likely sleeps half the day and is on a huge amount of prescription pills, the guy can't even walk without assistance. Anyone who is around old folks his age knows this. He belongs in an elderly care facility. No different than Joe Biden.

The system is a complete joke.
Even if, hypothetically, none of this was true - he's a boomer whose been a senator for like 4 decades (which is absolutely absurd), so he's completely out of touch.
post 10000249128 5 days ago, 06:42 PM
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He's an 84 yo who was found unconscious, and CPR was performed on him at the scene.

Pretty sure you all can do the math from there....
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post 10000249140 5 days ago, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Weightaholic⏩
He's an 84 yo who was found unconscious, and CPR was performed on him at the scene.

Pretty sure you all can do the math from there....
Are you even familiar with Weekend at Bernies? I am in close communication with people who can guarantee he will be voting at least through the midterms...
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post 10000249285 5 days ago, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Fishman15⏩
Are you even familiar with Weekend at Bernies? I am in close communication with people who can guarantee he will be voting at least through the midterms...
One of my favourite movies to this day.

Having said that, maybe a nice thing to put aside the partisan bullshit on would be mandatory age limits on public office. Airline pilots have mandatory retirement at 65, military have mandatory retirement at 62, air traffic controllers have it at 56, and this isn't an exhaustive list.

But when it comes to people who can and do shape the conditions for future generations, apparently no worries!
My personal pronouns are: Don't talk to me/Fck off
post 10000249311 5 days ago, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Weightaholic⏩
One of my favourite movies to this day.

Having said that, maybe a nice thing to put aside the partisan bullshit on would be mandatory age limits on public office. Airline pilots have mandatory retirement at 65, military have mandatory retirement at 62, air traffic controllers have it at 56, and this isn't an exhaustive list.

But when it comes to people who can and do shape the conditions for future generations, apparently no worries!
100 year old Strom Thurmond could always be woken up for a vote. Don’t kid yourself!
post 10000249379 5 days ago, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Weightaholic⏩
He's an 84 yo who was found unconscious, and CPR was performed on him at the scene.

Pretty sure you all can do the math from there....
He's sharp as a tack
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post 10000249433 5 days ago, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted By PhilNine⏩
100 year old Strom Thurmond could always be woken up for a vote. Don’t kid yourself!
Calm down bro
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩

Yeah, it’s sad when they go young like that.
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Originally Posted By BasedBagel⏩
Mentally, he has been basically dead for a long time. There's no way he has the capacity to make any decisions or to know what he is doing. His memory is probably shot, along with his hearing and reading skills, as it happens with old people. He most likely sleeps half the day and is on a huge amount of prescription pills, the guy can't even walk without assistance. Anyone who is around old folks his age knows this. He belongs in an elderly care facility. No different than Joe Biden.

The system is a complete joke.
100% this, I work with guys that are over 60 and they might have the wisdom, but their cognitive abilities are completely shot compared to a 20 or 30 year old, it's chalk and cheese. Some are better than others, but it's painful working with them, watching them type emails, trying to answer their mobile phone, they're just not as quick as they used to be. The ones who are the worst are the ones that still think they're hot s*** and think that they've still got it.
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Originally Posted By PhilNine⏩
Yeah, it’s sad when they go young like that.
When they GO?!
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
been MIA


Word on the street is TPTB are prolonging the news as much as they can because they know Thomas Massie would win the special election
Have fun and be yourself :-)
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