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post 10000242226 07-03-2026, 12:00 PM
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have u ever been swimming in a pool or lake and just pissed in the water?

"mark, why is the water near u so warm!"

found out that pool piss dye shit was fake when i was like 5 years old. lame
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post 10000242233 07-03-2026, 12:05 PM
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Literally every time and no fuks given. Srs, vry srs.
post 10000242236 07-03-2026, 12:07 PM
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If by Mark you mean Mario, you probably have herpes now.

I used to pee in the water as a kid, as an adult I don't.
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post 10000242237 07-03-2026, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Literally every time and no fuks given. Srs, vry srs.
Same. Was lifeguard too and did pool maintenance/water quality.

It doesn’t matter at all. Srs.
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post 10000242243 07-03-2026, 12:11 PM
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Lake yes

Pool no
post 10000242257 07-03-2026, 12:19 PM
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Literally every time
post 10000242259 07-03-2026, 12:20 PM
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Peeing in the pool is a world of difference from peeing into the pool

Location, location, location
Have fun and be yourself :-)
post 10000242272 07-03-2026, 12:26 PM
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I'd piss in this thread and your stupid face would technology allow it.
post 10000242285 07-03-2026, 12:33 PM
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I was away on vacation with my wife and there was a swimming pool next door with people in it for hours. When I asked her if she'd actually seen anyone get out to go to the bathroom she looked at me horrified.
post 10000242306 07-03-2026, 12:42 PM
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EDIT: woah! thanks for the gold reddit!

Never imagined this comment would get so many likes!
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.



post 10000249785 07-08-2026, 09:18 AM
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I'm not Indian.

But yes, I have.
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post 10000249787 07-08-2026, 09:19 AM
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of course, usually the first thig I do
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post 10000249796 07-08-2026, 09:25 AM
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If it’s a pool I like to go infront of the pump jets feels good
post 10000249798 07-08-2026, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
I was away on vacation with my wife and there was a swimming pool next door with people in it for hours. When I asked her if she'd actually seen anyone get out to go to the bathroom she looked at me horrified.
Almost got in a fight with someone who was at my house that peed in my pool. I swear some people are fucking retards. I kicked them out and embarrassed them. Then shocked the fuck out of it. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 10000249799 07-08-2026, 09:26 AM
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A better question would be….have I ever not pissed in the water?
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post 10000249800 07-08-2026, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By BolognaNbeans⏩
Lake yes

Pool no
This
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post 10000249804 07-08-2026, 09:29 AM
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You ever shit oh the beach??
post 10000249816 07-08-2026, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
You ever shit oh the beach??
You ever shit in front of kids in Texas?
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post 10000249818 07-08-2026, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
You ever shit in front of kids in Texas?
No but I shit in a Tim hortons
post 10000249831 07-08-2026, 09:40 AM
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This weekend I got into someone's pool just to piss
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post 10000250211 07-08-2026, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
If it’s a pool I like to go infront of the pump jets feels good
oh yeah ive cleaned my ass crack out with those jets before feels good mane
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post 10000250240 07-08-2026, 01:44 PM
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100% of the time I am in water.
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000250574 07-08-2026, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
100% of the time I am in water.
have u ever taken a shit or sharted urself in the water?
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post 10000250579 07-08-2026, 06:04 PM
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hell, I've pooped in the water before.

not at a pool though
My ALT is elevated. 75.
post 10000250580 07-08-2026, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
hell, I've pooped in the water before.
u shot a poop torpedo in a pool?
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post 10000250583 07-08-2026, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
u shot a poop torpedo in a pool?
not a pool
My ALT is elevated. 75.
post 10000250584 07-08-2026, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
have u ever taken a shit or sharted urself in the water?
I do not recall a time I had ever done that.
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post 10000250585 07-08-2026, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I do not recall a time I had ever done that.
What? You got to live a little....
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post 10000250614 07-08-2026, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
mark, why is the water near u so warm
all the time pal, btw is that a peep show reference?
post 10000250685 07-08-2026, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
You ever shit oh the beach??
Just on a remote beach in Tuvalu, since toilet paper was all gone. Made sure to do it below the high tide line so it would wash away.
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