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post 10000259648 3 hours ago, 01:27 PM
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I Figured Out the #1 Thing @johnvee73 Needs to Improve His Life

no it's not a shower

no it's not a job

no it's not discipline

no it's not even a kick in the butt

it's a sense of URGENCY srs

we are all running out of time but the youngsters like @piramparam and @notbadnotbrad have time to correct their lives

john ur older but u still have time but don't wait for good things to happen u need to feel like u can't wait to get ur life in order

and don't say u are happy with how things are we all saw how happy u got with the globe life deal i remember ur words "opportunity of a life time"

disuss
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post 10000259654 3 hours ago, 01:32 PM
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He needs to further hit rock bottom to create that urgency
post 10000259655 3 hours ago, 01:32 PM
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Johnvee needs a savage ass beating. His sister needs to snort some coke and pin some tren and just go ape shit on him. She needs to beat him until he can't take it anymore and then she needs to continue to beat him some more. She needs to beat the dog shit out of him. At which point he can either die of that beating, or get his life in order.

TLDR: Johnvee's sister needs to beat the retard out of him.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000259659 3 hours ago, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Johnvee needs a savage ass beating. His sister needs to snort some coke and pin some tren and just go ape shit on him. She needs to beat him until he can't take it anymore and then she needs to continue to beat him some more. She needs to beat the dog shit out of him. At which point he can either die of that beating, or get his life in order.

TLDR: Johnvee's sister needs to beat the retard out of him.
Thats the african american in u talking again

I think johnves got one foot in the grave another on a banana peel.
Only thing that could save him is a woman. A womans touch fixes alot.

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post 10000259661 3 hours ago, 01:37 PM
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I felt bad for him at first because he's disabled, and have a soft spot for people with disabilities, but it's clear he's just a fat sack of shit and feels no shame spending taxpayer money on cigarettes of all things. Almost $1k of taxpayer money wasted on that. Countless people here are really nice to him/have been really encouraging and have suggested numerous things to get a life, get on track, to get in shape and lose weight and be healthy, but he would rather eat two pounds of macaroni and smoke a pack of cigs for dinner and not listen to anyone ever. Guy is a lost cause, I don't know why people bother entertaining him anymore.
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post 10000259663 3 hours ago, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Johnvee needs a savage ass beating. His sister needs to snort some coke and pin some tren and just go ape shit on him. She needs to beat him until he can't take it anymore and then she needs to continue to beat him some more. She needs to beat the dog shit out of him. At which point he can either die of that beating, or get his life in order.

TLDR: Johnvee's sister needs to beat the retard out of him.
how will that help if he doesn't feel like he has to improve his life

u just want to see john get beaten and humiliated
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post 10000259669 3 hours ago, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
how will that help if he doesn't feel like he has to improve his life

u just want to see john get beaten and humiliated
Well. When his sister is done with the first beating, and tells him that within a week he will either have a paystub in hand, or a shattered orbital socket, he will instantly gain all the urgency in the world.

Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
Thats the african american in u talking again

I think johnves got one foot in the grave another on a banana peel.
Only thing that could save him is a woman. A womans touch fixes alot.

Super ded fugen syrues
You're right. His sister is that woman. She needs to apply a brutal beating on him to fix him right up.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000259672 3 hours ago, 01:44 PM
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bring back the fucking chain gangs! who agrees with me?!

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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Well. When his sister is done with the first beating, and tells him that within a week he will either have a paystub in hand, or a shattered orbital socket, he will instantly gain all the urgency in the world.
u have a point about the sister i feel she could help john drive change but it might wreck their relationship forever

u can't push john remember he has a condition

violence is never the answer why would u beat someone already at the bottom srs
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post 10000259676 3 hours ago, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Johnvee needs a savage ass beating. His sister needs to snort some coke and pin some tren and just go ape shit on him. She needs to beat him until he can't take it anymore and then she needs to continue to beat him some more. She needs to beat the dog shit out of him. At which point he can either die of that beating, or get his life in order.

TLDR: Johnvee's sister needs to beat the retard out of him.
Did we ever get pics of johnvee's sister? If not why doesn't the misc hound him for them?
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post 10000259677 3 hours ago, 01:47 PM
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People generally don't turn things around. The people who do well later in life tend to be those who had drive and motivation early on to begin with, just were down on their luck.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000259679 3 hours ago, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
u have a point about the sister i feel she could help john drive change but it might wreck their relationship forever

u can't push john remember he has a condition

violence is never the answer why would u beat someone already at the bottom srs
It's what he needs. An ass whooping is what johnvee craves.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000259683 3 hours ago, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
Did we ever get pics of johnvee's sister? If not why doesn't the misc hound him for them?
We did not. But no matter. We need to send her to Dagestan for 2 years.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000259689 3 hours ago, 01:57 PM
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the only thing that would help john vee is his sister kicking him out. Unfortunately for both of them, that sounds like it won't happen.
post 10000259691 3 hours ago, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
People generally don't turn things around. The people who do well later in life tend to be those who had drive and motivation early on to begin with, just were down on their luck.
how old is he? 42? he's not turning anything around. he's enabled by the canadian government and his sister.

fat bastard is only like 14 years younger than me.
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Big JohnVee is a stoic, a cynic, a cig smoking prophet of our times. You people are just too blind to see it.
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
u have a point about the sister i feel she could help john drive change but it might wreck their relationship forever

u can't push john remember he has a condition

violence is never the answer why would u beat someone already at the bottom srs
Goonfather is right frid. U cant push johny.
John needs a friend who gets him out the house catch some RAYS and play badminton. Or criket
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
It's what he needs. An ass whooping is what johnvee craves.
Shame on u for wishing violence upon john

Ooga booga ass ngg
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post 10000259715 2 hours ago, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
Goonfather is right frid. U cant push johny.
John needs a friend who gets him out the house catch some RAYS and play badminton. Or criket
yup

john has talked a lot about wanting a gf i think this could be a motivator as well but i think he needs to improve his living situation first but i don't think he should wait for housing it takes too long

again we need to add urgency somehow
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
Shame on u for wishing violence upon john

Ooga booga ass ngg
woah woah buddy ur all over the place. respect the god
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that's the problem with government assistance programs that are too Gucci they don't create a sense of urgency to stop being a lazy POS
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
how old is he? 42? he's not turning anything around. he's enabled by the canadian government and his sister.

fat bastard is only like 14 years younger than me.
He may be 42, but he eats like he's 2-4 people.
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
that's the problem with government assistance programs that are too Gucci they don't create a sense of urgency to stop being a lazy POS
the problem is the goverment gives cash. should be whole food and rent vouchers only. no money for ciggies and booze and games and junk.

vouchers only and require work on a chain gang picking up trash 40 hours a week if you want to eat.
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
woah woah buddy ur all over the place. respect the god
Just saying it how it is mayne.
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John Vee will be responding to all these comments shortly, I just got back from Mcdonalds so I'm letting the meal settle first.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
John Vee will be responding to all these comments shortly, I just got back from Mcdonalds so I'm letting the meal settle first.
can we get a video reply john also interested in ur order please share

might get myself something similar this weekend srs
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Who cares?
johnvee73 subscribers: 7
Bonobo subscribers: 3

Clearly, the people care far more about him than they do about you.
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
can we get a video reply john also interested in ur order please share

might get myself something similar this weekend srs
Yeah I will do a video reply and post it in this thread, I think I ate too much so I have to recover first.
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why would he improve his life

so he can be a goofy middle aged man playing castrated nerd at some geeky job all day?

if i wasnt a CEO chad, i would live just like johnvee too

@johnvee dont let these nerds gaslight u. they are miserable and jealous u get to live peacefully while they have to suck up to their boss daily
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