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6 days ago, 01:05 PM
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- Bonobo
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If your sphincter cant hold at least ten pounds of pressure in 2026 then its game over for you 100% srs
10-12 pounds: straight man
6-9 pounds: bi curious and/or dildo play
Less than 6: Mario levels phaggy time

6-9 pounds: bi curious and/or dildo play
Less than 6: Mario levels phaggy time

El Bonobo
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6 days ago, 01:14 PM
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- smallcalves
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I practice my sphincters strength and endurance by holding shits and walking across the other side of the building to take a shit, nearly shitting myself. One time I had an explosive accident but you have to sacrifice to win
6 days ago, 01:18 PM
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- Bonobo
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Originally Posted By smallcalves⏩
Mirin dedication.
I practice my sphincters strength and endurance by holding shits and walking across the other side of the building to take a shit, nearly shitting myself. One time I had an explosive accident but you have to sacrifice to win
I take Ex Lax, put on khakis, and good clubbing.

El Bonobo
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6 days ago, 01:25 PM
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6 days ago, 01:30 PM
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- AverageKenneth
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- AverageKenneth
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During my adventures with the lettuce parasite I've discovered my arsehole can hold immense pressure. Once released it's similar to a shotgun blast. Srs.
*Always Pick 2 Crew*
*Cursed by a dwarf Crew*
*Jesus will save me Crew*
*Made a mod red once crew(SRS)*
6 days ago, 01:32 PM
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6 days ago, 01:34 PM
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- Godfrd824
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Mario's booty hole flaps in the wind.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
6 days ago, 01:37 PM
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- AverageKenneth
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*Always Pick 2 Crew*
*Cursed by a dwarf Crew*
*Jesus will save me Crew*
*Made a mod red once crew(SRS)*
6 days ago, 01:39 PM
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- Bonobo
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- Bonobo
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
How do we measure
Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Negative sir. Spread your cheeks on a windy day. There's a park in north Jersey that always sounds like a train whistle
With OP’s cock obviously, since he’s the only one here qualified to measure (Super Ded fkn Srs)
El Bonobo
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6 days ago, 01:53 PM
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6 days ago, 02:17 PM
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6 days ago, 03:24 PM
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- smallcalves
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Weighted dildo vs your ass
How do we measure
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