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Thread: Beta/Cringe thread

post 1009384813 01-13-2013, 05:39 PM
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why did i asked to be awared!? my eyes!
post 1009475503 01-13-2013, 08:26 PM
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*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1009484193 01-13-2013, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Patrick_Spens⏩
this is so HOT



brb fapping
bish is trolling if u watched to the end
*RIP* 789789/SausageMassage *RIP*

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-Bath every day crew-
-only uses gifs made myself crew-

B4A4B88
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post 1009497723 01-13-2013, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
jebus dude!! cant you at least PRETEND to have social skills??
post 1009500093 01-13-2013, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted By rdog3⏩
Lol'd at this
post 1009500793 01-13-2013, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
Wtf, if I were the girl I'd try to get an alpha bro to talk to him. And take some Muay Thai classes for good measure. That's so ****ing creepy, but the guy doesn't even realize it.
Go Canucks Go!



Mais notre monde érodé restera le même
Et demain toi et moi serons partis
post 1009588543 01-14-2013, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted By iSeeNubs⏩
From Skype:

(girl) = girl's name
(OP) = OP's name

I am not OP

Inb4 OP is me

[1:55:09 AM] OP: it's a yes or no question (girl)
[2:00:20 AM] Girl: Idk...
[2:00:27 AM] OP: (GIRL) LOL
[2:00:38 AM] OP: did i say it was a idk question
[2:00:43 AM] OP: LOL
[2:02:11 AM] Girl: LOL IDK
[2:02:21 AM] OP: do i have to ask this formally? lol
[2:02:24 AM] OP: okay okay
[2:02:46 AM] OP: (Girl) would you like to go out with me? without anyone knowing about it
[2:12:09 AM] OP: but you not saying no means you have some sort of feelings for me?
[2:12:11 AM] OP: LOL
[2:14:44 AM] Girl: Omeff (OP)......
[2:14:57 AM] Girl: Is this seriously happening
[2:15:09 AM] OP: yes it's seriously happening
[2:15:14 AM] OP: and im asking for a yes or no
[2:19:35 AM] OP: just pick one!!!
[2:19:48 AM] OP: 50 / 50
[2:19:55 AM] OP: and your hesistating to say no
[2:19:57 AM] OP:
[2:25:59 AM] OP: (Girl)ll
[2:26:16 AM] Girl: .....
[2:26:18 AM] OP: YES OR NO~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[2:26:33 AM] OP: i want to go sleeppppp
[2:27:42 AM] Girl: Go to sleep
[2:27:50 AM] OP: nooo not without an answer
[2:27:55 AM] Girl: You won't get one
[2:28:00 AM] OP: noooo (girl) why?
[2:34:57 AM] OP: won't you give me an answer?
[2:35:04 AM] OP: is that like a potential yes?
[2:35:10 AM] OP: can i take it as a yes?
[2:35:17 AM] OP: i should take it as a yes?
[2:35:21 AM] OP: then yes
[2:37:20 AM] OP: does the no response mean yes?
[2:37:55 AM] OP: i'll take it as a yes
[2:38:39 AM] Girl: (OP)
[2:38:41 AM] Girl: Omg
[2:38:43 AM] Girl: Just go to be
[2:40:50 AM] OP: i'm going to take it as a yes (girl)
[2:40:55 AM] OP: im going to go sleep now
[2:41:05 AM] OP: it means we're officially secretly dating
[2:42:02 AM] Girl: .......(OP) what THE
[2:42:32 AM] OP: well i mean you didn't disagree
[2:42:35 AM] OP: so
[2:43:06 AM] OP: i made the decision for you
[2:43:09 AM] OP: that's okay right?
the type of guy that doesnt deserve his balls.
Originally Posted By DamnMaserati⏩
Man this is just so beta... Misc logic - showing any sort of emotion, or doing anything nice for a woman (including your wife, on her wedding day) is the epitome of beta.
this.
Originally Posted By H1imhzq⏩
remember seeing this on tv



1:32-1:47

best part

2:27-2:40

but watch all of it lol halirious
i already posted this brah, but agree'd its so phucking cringe
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* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
* drink the blood of 100 virgins before i can be called a man crew * status - 87/100
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post 1009596773 01-14-2013, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted By thebraj⏩
haha classic shmosby

btw what movie is it?
want to know this as well... some reason it reminds me of a christian bale movie he did as a child empire of the sun... totally different story idunnolol.jpg
aka. Tomthetrainwreck
Z4v4 is a golf course maintenance worker.
post 1009608753 01-14-2013, 02:41 AM
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gonna bring some alpha man power back to this thread.



how?




by posting ass gifs













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* broke out of jail crew *
* stalk my future wife without breaking the rules of my restraining order crew *
* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
* drink the blood of 100 virgins before i can be called a man crew * status - 87/100
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ChelseaFC
post 1009608863 01-14-2013, 02:42 AM
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* been to jail crew *
* broke out of jail crew *
* stalk my future wife without breaking the rules of my restraining order crew *
* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
* drink the blood of 100 virgins before i can be called a man crew * status - 87/100
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ChelseaFC
post 1009609103 01-14-2013, 02:43 AM
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* been to jail crew *
* broke out of jail crew *
* stalk my future wife without breaking the rules of my restraining order crew *
* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
* drink the blood of 100 virgins before i can be called a man crew * status - 87/100
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ChelseaFC
post 1009623403 01-14-2013, 04:03 AM
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You're also making the thread NSFW, so stop that.
post 1009624653 01-14-2013, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Dergo⏩
You're also making the thread NSFW, so stop that.
doing your boss a favour *******

its work time not misc time
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* stalk my future wife without breaking the rules of my restraining order crew *
* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
* drink the blood of 100 virgins before i can be called a man crew * status - 87/100
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ChelseaFC
post 1009626443 01-14-2013, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted By SELCOUTH⏩
Bro this **** ain't beta. He is just having fun on his wedding day.
post 1009627543 01-14-2013, 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Rouhanibrah⏩
doing your boss a favour *******

its work time not misc time
I'm the boss of my team, still not a good idea.
post 1009629503 01-14-2013, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Dergo⏩
I'm the boss of my team, still not a good idea.
lol no youre not ******* dont try and act important on the interwebs
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ChelseaFC
post 1009634693 01-14-2013, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Rouhanibrah⏩
lol no youre not ******* dont try and act important on the interwebs
I have no reason to lie.
post 1009635263 01-14-2013, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Rouhanibrah⏩
lol no youre not ******* dont try and act important on the interwebs
You support Chelsea, please go and stop posting those in here.


The video with all those 'bronies' dancing made me lol. Reminds me of that video of those nerds in the woods roleplaying, shouting "FIRE, ZAP" at each other or something..
post 1009635613 01-14-2013, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Rouhanibrah⏩
lol no youre not ******* dont try and act important on the interwebs
fuk off kunt, you're annoying.
post 1009642483 01-14-2013, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted By rizzlekicks⏩
You support Chelsea, please go and stop posting those in here.


The video with all those 'bronies' dancing made me lol. Reminds me of that video of those nerds in the woods roleplaying, shouting "FIRE, ZAP" at each other or something..
Originally Posted By BabyBREEZY⏩
fuk off kunt, you're annoying.
youre both red plz go *******s
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* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
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post 1009645253 01-14-2013, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Rouhanibrah⏩
youre both red plz go *******s
You are a hand puppet

















Not one of your better ideas
post 1009651703 01-14-2013, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Rouhanibrah⏩
doing your boss a favour *******

its work time not misc time
you might be a grade A *******. but i cant resist the butts. repped
"If you cant slam with the best, Jam with the rest."

*Always picks last option crew*
*Buffalo Bills fanatic crew*
*Knicks....I guess*
post 1009652323 01-14-2013, 06:30 AM
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I can't watch these videos cause I'm afraid
post 1009653973 01-14-2013, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted By ShadowBarkley⏩
you might be a grade A *******. but i cant resist the butts. repped
calls me a grade A *******. cant resist butts. ok.

hahah i joke i joke thanks brah
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* stalk my future wife without breaking the rules of my restraining order crew *
* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
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ChelseaFC
post 1009655403 01-14-2013, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted By DevBG⏩
not sure if repost


hahah this george godley guy is pure gold
post 1009666693 01-14-2013, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By H1imhzq⏩
remember seeing this on tv



1:32-1:47

best part

2:27-2:40

but watch all of it lol halirious
god... I remember watching this. It made me want to bury my head under sand from all the mega awkwardness.
Kangaroo done hung the juror with the innocent.
post 1009746373 01-14-2013, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Big
^^^^I spy Cameltoe.

You can't top this video sorry guys:

this guy is actually a troll (srs)

still phuking hilarious seeing peoples reactions though.
post 1009751993 01-14-2013, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By FlipBrah⏩
kinda old but i cant believe this hasnt been posted before

"It looks like a Japanese cartoon character mugged Mr T for his *********."

fuking lost it.
post 1009794303 01-14-2013, 12:42 PM
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#3779
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Originally Posted By Dergo⏩
You're also making the thread NSFW, so stop that.
you work in a church?
" You can't spell Caucasian without Asian, nomsayin' "
~ Skeletor
post 1009798663 01-14-2013, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Rollog⏩
Is that a pillow lol?
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