Beta/Cringe thread

01-29-2013, 05:21 PM

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#4201

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Originally Posted By trollfacelol⏩

hahahahahahahahahahaha omfg hahahahahahaha

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01-29-2013, 05:23 PM

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#4202

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01-29-2013, 05:28 PM

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#4203

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01-29-2013, 05:31 PM

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#4204

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Yes, he branded himself. Oh lawd.

01-29-2013, 05:33 PM

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#4205

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Originally Posted By Tweedurr⏩

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01-29-2013, 05:35 PM

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#4206

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Originally Posted By MantasNachui⏩

Pics of the mom who fits into those pants? Thats what im interested in!

01-29-2013, 05:48 PM

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#4207

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Originally Posted By Dergo⏩

4chan king of beta's

i got violently angry at work after reading this and took it out on some douchebag on the phone (srs)

HOW the phuck can one man be so stupid and blind. she was using him the WHOLE time and he bought it. She she slept with other guys, never 'loved' him AND was clearly using him for somewhere to sleep at night. and he couldnt see that?

AND HOW DARE THAT PHUCKING SLOOT use a man like that just because shes poor as phuck. no one phucking deserves to go through what he did. phucking psychotic sloot HOW DARE SHE sleep with the cousin, and then make out with him when she was with the king of beta's?

this is an outrage!

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01-29-2013, 06:19 PM

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#4208

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Didn't check all 141 pages, so not sure if repost...

This guy absolutely trumps Please Stay Safe (right click -> view image)

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01-29-2013, 06:28 PM

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#4209

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Originally Posted By Tweedurr⏩

That's an extremely low-quality sword too.

lol what a ***.

01-29-2013, 06:44 PM

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#4210

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Fresh OC, hot off the facespacez:

Todd must've been a dick

01-29-2013, 06:54 PM

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#4211

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[QUOTE=Dergo post_id=1017733773]I was contemplating if posting this picture or not due to various reasons. One, is from 4chan (I don't visit it), second, people will insult both the boy and the girl when there's a deeper thing into it, as he confuses friendship with love and she wants him, but not in a "complete" way. Anyways...enjoy.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/qlxl4yh.jpg[img][/QUOTE]Holy ****, that's probably the most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen. brb never trusting women

[QUOTE=armored post_id=1017792043][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3d2ebee3bbf11b28adc8716c4271654/tumblr_mhdt4slUQh1qcmcf6o1_400.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]This isn't beta. Lil B's music can make Arnold cry it's so beautiful

01-29-2013, 07:09 PM

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#4212

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Originally Posted By GynosaurusRex⏩

Fresh OC, hot off the facespacez:

Todd must've been a dick

Holy ****, I never noticed the ad brands to the right: 'betabrand'

Fcuking wizardly fb ad algorithm creators!!!

01-29-2013, 07:09 PM

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#4213

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01-29-2013, 07:58 PM

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#4214

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I can only view this thread in small bursts otherwise I get so mad I have to lie down and count down from 10.

01-29-2013, 08:13 PM

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#4215

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Originally Posted By pwoL⏩

I can only view this thread in small bursts otherwise I get so mad I have to lie down and count down from 10.

wooosaa wooooosaaa wooooooooosaa

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01-29-2013, 08:45 PM

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#4216

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Originally Posted By Lewisfan⏩

I did lol at this retort from Arian Grande, sorry its not beta or cringe lol

Lol, Although I'd rather eat my own tampon then have to swallow Dan Schneider's load on the reg

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01-29-2013, 10:54 PM

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#4217

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Originally Posted By privateparts⏩

fui quod es, eris quod sum

01-29-2013, 11:55 PM

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#4218

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Originally Posted By JacquesRoux⏩

LOOOOOOOOL was anyone else in tears laughing at this?

Although it does show the extent of how cold women can be, I mean it shows that girls like that 1) only care about their feelings in the moment 2) are emotionally confused 3) can change their emotions in the matter of seconds 4) completely unempathetic 5) self-centred

This is why you must focus on yourself first and foremost

so much truth

i mean we're only getting the guy's perspective here but sadly there's most likely far more truth in his side than would ever come out of hers

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'cus you can't smell the roses at 90 miles per hour

01-30-2013, 12:26 AM

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#4219

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I am a 27 year old Asian male living in the United States. I met my wife who is from China while attending college. Ever since moving to the United States, I've developed an inferiority complex - in particular, I feel inferior to white men. I've never told my wife but, when we have sex, the only thing that makes me hard is thinking about her making passionate, rough, hard love to a white man... I love to think about his white cock stretching my wife open while going deeper than she has ever experienced with me. I love to think about the ways he would physically dominate her and show her positions that I am incapable of preforming - and how eventually she would only been able to get wet thinking of him and his white cock. I want her to experience the strength of a white man, but I am so ashamed of myself for having these thoughts. I want to tell her so badly but I know she would look at my in disgust. So here I am, telling reddit while watching Asian female White male porn...

http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/c..._with_a_white/

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01-30-2013, 04:47 AM

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#4220

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Originally Posted By Tom117⏩

Idk man you don't think it's cringe worthy? Imagine your mom doing prn.

imagined, still don't care. If thats what she wanted to do then i'd support her, it's what families do brah.. People are too wrapped up in what other people do with their lives, live your own.

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01-30-2013, 05:28 AM

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#4221

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Originally Posted By trollfacelol⏩

Wait, did he make up the person commenting saying Carolyn is there too? Or else how would he be in Ottawa and Carolyn in NY?

NY Giants - Knicks - Mets.

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01-30-2013, 05:52 AM

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#4222

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Holy mother of god at that long 4chan post^^^, think thats the worst one in here...... just......... ruined my mind

Srsly dont read it, will just piss you off, i have the grumpies now

01-30-2013, 06:02 AM

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#4223

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Originally Posted By skinnyfataussie⏩

Holy mother of god at that long 4chan post^^^, think thats the worst one in here...... just......... ruined my mind

Srsly dont read it, will just piss you off, i have the grumpies now

Just read it and you know what? I thank god that i am normal. He will not be happy or peaceful for the rest of his life.

01-30-2013, 06:28 AM

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#4224

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Originally Posted By J2BDifferent⏩

Who is that guy?

O LAWD lemme aware u on Cell-Tech Abuse. he was a lulzy poster but apparently now hes in jail for selling weed lol. heres a thread with some funnnny vids he posted. his calling out blizo vid in the first post was hilarious. and search his pose off thread it was funny too

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=120943911