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03-19-2013, 03:38 AM
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- jb4476
- Slowly sucking less...
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[QUOTE=stardawg post_id=1041042113][img]criminal complaint against McMichael [img]
Open in new tab for big.
Turns out the dude was into hardcore child porn.[/QUOTE]I hope the other prisoners remove his organs with a blowtorch.
Open in new tab for big.
Turns out the dude was into hardcore child porn.[/QUOTE]I hope the other prisoners remove his organs with a blowtorch.
03-19-2013, 03:40 AM
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03-19-2013, 04:08 AM
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#6153
- Sendug
- Real life, wait wut?
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- Sendug
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[QUOTE=andr3az post_id=1041756183][img]http://i.imgur.com/dMZ0rRl.jpg[img][/QUOTE]
^^ ANNNNND I'm out....
^^ ANNNNND I'm out....
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30 Stone(420 pounds) -> 14.5 stone(203 pounds) in 3 years. Come at me bro!
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03-19-2013, 04:23 AM
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03-19-2013, 04:25 AM
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03-19-2013, 04:27 AM
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- ThreeNipples
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jesus christ stop ****ing quoting images.
take out the![]()
take out the
03-19-2013, 04:28 AM
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- mikey78910
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
lolhttp://i.imgur.com/7kfolkk.png
All time gym Pr's
B - 105kg
S - 185kg
D - 230kg
03-19-2013, 04:31 AM
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03-19-2013, 04:34 AM
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- bongowongo
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More pics of the retarded Tauren. From a little back tracing, this guy seems to be a legend on the ******* forums lol.



From his dating profiles:



From his dating profiles:
-What's up, my name is Nick. Besides partying, having fun, and trying to conquer the world I play a lot of sports. I am currently the New york State tickle fight champion if u want to challenge me...don't because you will lose
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-I lately have come to the realization that I like sitting and laying on the ground even if there's a comfortable seat or bed around. I prefer picnics on a nice day on a rooftop or a park rather than eating in a restaurant, but I do like going to restaurants.
-I like reading, and girls who read
-I do smoke and drink, but I have been cutting back. I don't need to drink to have a good time. My beer and cigarettes of choice are Budweiser and Malboro Reds. Mostly because that's what my dad used to smoke and drink when I was a kid, and hey what can I say I'm a sucker for nostalgia. My father does neither now though, and I'm also planning on quitting some time.
-I like spontaneity, and feel like everyone should succumb to it every now and then.
-There have been times when I have gotten on the wrong side of the train station and rather than getting on and waiting to transfer I would just walk across the tracks.
- I can count to infinity and divide by zero on a good day.
-I have no preference over cats and dogs, I like both of them.
-I have walked around NYC in my underwear for my own personal entertainment, before I found out about the annual no pants subway ride which I have now done three years in a row.
-I do stuff because I feel like it, like I voluntarily tutor high school kids, climb trees and light posts, and join sites like these. Many times I have no reason just an urge.
-Whenever I go out I like to meet people, which resulted in me having an abnormal amount of friends and people I know.
-I like dancing and getting caught in the rain every now and then.
-I once lived on a farm with some of my family in Ecuador in the middle of the Amazon jungle. My last name is Sanchez, but no one ever suspects me of being from Ecuador. I had a horse named Rojo (Red), and I've chase monkey's with him before.
-I have a few piercings and a tattoo (planning on getting more)
-I want to be a super hero or villain (I'm not sure yet), but I will need a sidekick.
-Someone once told me that "I'm good at life" I thought it was pretty flattering.
-Not to sound**** but I've been told on many occasions that I have great hair, so I guess it's somewhat true
-I'm also a bit of a dork
.-I lately have come to the realization that I like sitting and laying on the ground even if there's a comfortable seat or bed around. I prefer picnics on a nice day on a rooftop or a park rather than eating in a restaurant, but I do like going to restaurants.
-I like reading, and girls who read
-I do smoke and drink, but I have been cutting back. I don't need to drink to have a good time. My beer and cigarettes of choice are Budweiser and Malboro Reds. Mostly because that's what my dad used to smoke and drink when I was a kid, and hey what can I say I'm a sucker for nostalgia. My father does neither now though, and I'm also planning on quitting some time.
-I like spontaneity, and feel like everyone should succumb to it every now and then.
-There have been times when I have gotten on the wrong side of the train station and rather than getting on and waiting to transfer I would just walk across the tracks.
- I can count to infinity and divide by zero on a good day.
-I have no preference over cats and dogs, I like both of them.
-I have walked around NYC in my underwear for my own personal entertainment, before I found out about the annual no pants subway ride which I have now done three years in a row.
-I do stuff because I feel like it, like I voluntarily tutor high school kids, climb trees and light posts, and join sites like these. Many times I have no reason just an urge.
-Whenever I go out I like to meet people, which resulted in me having an abnormal amount of friends and people I know.
-I like dancing and getting caught in the rain every now and then.
-I once lived on a farm with some of my family in Ecuador in the middle of the Amazon jungle. My last name is Sanchez, but no one ever suspects me of being from Ecuador. I had a horse named Rojo (Red), and I've chase monkey's with him before.
-I have a few piercings and a tattoo (planning on getting more)
-I want to be a super hero or villain (I'm not sure yet), but I will need a sidekick.
-Someone once told me that "I'm good at life" I thought it was pretty flattering.
-Not to sound**** but I've been told on many occasions that I have great hair, so I guess it's somewhat true
-I'm also a bit of a dork
I was born in Ecuador, and raised in Manhattan. After a a majestic night of random debauchery, a series of magical events began to unfold. You know you're about to have one these glorious nights when you're dared to take your pants off thirty seconds into the party, and what would have been memories start to blur before your eyes without you realizing it. I awoke with nothing but one sock in a pile of snow. The taste of whiskey, tacos, and broken dreams lingered on my volatile tongue. I realized 4 hours later as I wandered into a H and M 30 minutes later (the sock no longer protecting my foot, but a more vulnerable area), that I was no longer in Manhattan. I like it here, so I decided to stay.
Sometimes I have a beard sometimes I don't.
One time I hugged a random woman at the airport and gave her a kiss on the cheek thinking she was my mother returning from a trip to Ecuador. When I saw it wasn't her I said "Welcome to New York" and casually walked away.
I met John Mayer once at a place called Spring Lounge, and I started talking to him. In the middle of our conversation a girl came up to him and asked if he was John Mayer, and I said "who the **** is John Mayer" where John Mayer then proceeded to say "Yea, he sounds gay." Then we laughed.
I don't know if you can handle the kind of adventuring I'm used to doing, but you're more than welcome to try and keep up.
What I’m doing with my life
-I just moved out here from Vegas for a sales job (originally lived in Manhattan), and when I say sales job I might mean I'm a hooker.
-Trying to become the greatest pokemon trainer this world has seen
-Reading, I like girls who read
-Going on adventures, and having more fun than should be
legal...sometimes it's not
-I majored in Women Studies and Psychology in college...greatest drunken decision of my life.
I’m really good at
-Writing
-Cuddling
-Making Blanket Forts
-Giving Piggy Back Rides
-Making eye contact for extended periods of time
-Doing embarrassing things whilst not getting embarrassed
-Acting like I know someone who knows me, but I really can't remember who they are to save my life
The first things people usually notice about me
-My luscious hair (it's ok to be envious I won't hold it against you)
-My playfulness
-My witty, but sometimes inappropriate (yet hilarious) retorts
-My flashy jewelry
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 100 years in Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Fightclub by Chuck Palahinuk, Choke by Chuck Palahinuk, 1984 by George Orwell, The Harry Potter series, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, and Gabriel Garcia Marquez for that matter.
-I can't stop reading something after I start...so I have read the Twilight series...don't judge.
Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Fightclub, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, No Country for Oldmen, Interview with a Vampire, The Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings series (I did say I was a little dorky), The Matrix, The Little Mermaid (she was my first crush) but my favorite is Spice World ^.^
Music: Obviously Lady Gaga, The Bacstreet Boys, N'Sync, and my all time favorite The Spice Girls (I'm not really kidding). But I also like Biggie, Tu Pac, Wu Tang Clan, Big Pun and just old school rap in general. I mostly listen to rock, but obviously I'd listen to pretty much anything. I love Motely Crue, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin, and the list goes on and on.
The six things I could never do without
-Travel
-Risks
-Cheap food
-Books
-Good Music
-Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Is this the second time I'm shampooing my hair?
-Did she/he just check me out?
-I would definitely beat that person in a pokemon battle
-How do I know this person who stopped me on the street and is now having a casual conversation with me
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying what this city has to offer with some of the coolest people on the planet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once spent almost 2 hours talking about venomous snakes, and other reptiles in a tree while I was on a date...I'm kind of a dork.
I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 18–23
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
-If you like to have fun, laugh, and don't take things too seriously
-If you need someone to kill bugs (not spiders, I will catch them for you and set them free, but I don't like killing them), open jars and other containers, and someone to keep you warm
-If you want to experience this city like you never have before.
-You're as dorky/nerdy/geeky as me
If you've read this far and like what you've read then just have some guts and message me ya chicken :P
Sometimes I have a beard sometimes I don't.
One time I hugged a random woman at the airport and gave her a kiss on the cheek thinking she was my mother returning from a trip to Ecuador. When I saw it wasn't her I said "Welcome to New York" and casually walked away.
I met John Mayer once at a place called Spring Lounge, and I started talking to him. In the middle of our conversation a girl came up to him and asked if he was John Mayer, and I said "who the **** is John Mayer" where John Mayer then proceeded to say "Yea, he sounds gay." Then we laughed.
I don't know if you can handle the kind of adventuring I'm used to doing, but you're more than welcome to try and keep up.
What I’m doing with my life
-I just moved out here from Vegas for a sales job (originally lived in Manhattan), and when I say sales job I might mean I'm a hooker.
-Trying to become the greatest pokemon trainer this world has seen
-Reading, I like girls who read
-Going on adventures, and having more fun than should be
legal...sometimes it's not
-I majored in Women Studies and Psychology in college...greatest drunken decision of my life.
I’m really good at
-Writing
-Cuddling
-Making Blanket Forts
-Giving Piggy Back Rides
-Making eye contact for extended periods of time
-Doing embarrassing things whilst not getting embarrassed
-Acting like I know someone who knows me, but I really can't remember who they are to save my life
The first things people usually notice about me
-My luscious hair (it's ok to be envious I won't hold it against you)
-My playfulness
-My witty, but sometimes inappropriate (yet hilarious) retorts
-My flashy jewelry
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 100 years in Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Fightclub by Chuck Palahinuk, Choke by Chuck Palahinuk, 1984 by George Orwell, The Harry Potter series, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, and Gabriel Garcia Marquez for that matter.
-I can't stop reading something after I start...so I have read the Twilight series...don't judge.
Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Fightclub, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, No Country for Oldmen, Interview with a Vampire, The Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings series (I did say I was a little dorky), The Matrix, The Little Mermaid (she was my first crush) but my favorite is Spice World ^.^
Music: Obviously Lady Gaga, The Bacstreet Boys, N'Sync, and my all time favorite The Spice Girls (I'm not really kidding). But I also like Biggie, Tu Pac, Wu Tang Clan, Big Pun and just old school rap in general. I mostly listen to rock, but obviously I'd listen to pretty much anything. I love Motely Crue, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin, and the list goes on and on.
The six things I could never do without
-Travel
-Risks
-Cheap food
-Books
-Good Music
-Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Is this the second time I'm shampooing my hair?
-Did she/he just check me out?
-I would definitely beat that person in a pokemon battle
-How do I know this person who stopped me on the street and is now having a casual conversation with me
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying what this city has to offer with some of the coolest people on the planet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once spent almost 2 hours talking about venomous snakes, and other reptiles in a tree while I was on a date...I'm kind of a dork.
I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 18–23
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
-If you like to have fun, laugh, and don't take things too seriously
-If you need someone to kill bugs (not spiders, I will catch them for you and set them free, but I don't like killing them), open jars and other containers, and someone to keep you warm
-If you want to experience this city like you never have before.
-You're as dorky/nerdy/geeky as me
If you've read this far and like what you've read then just have some guts and message me ya chicken :P
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03-19-2013, 04:48 AM
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- marin3muscl3
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- marin3muscl3
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
Lol at this sick **** getting locked up for CP.Dont know if this dude has been posted yet .... So sad and miserable :\
sick fuk is sick
☆☆☆MISC BOXING CREW☆☆☆
03-19-2013, 05:05 AM
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- Rouhanibrah
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- Rouhanibrah
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what i imagine every brony to be like when they touch a girl
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* been to jail crew *
* broke out of jail crew *
* stalk my future wife without breaking the rules of my restraining order crew *
* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
* drink the blood of 100 virgins before i can be called a man crew * status - 87/100
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03-19-2013, 05:16 AM
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03-19-2013, 05:32 AM
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03-19-2013, 06:32 AM
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- Rouhanibrah
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* been to jail crew *
* broke out of jail crew *
* stalk my future wife without breaking the rules of my restraining order crew *
* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
* drink the blood of 100 virgins before i can be called a man crew * status - 87/100
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ChelseaFC
03-19-2013, 07:33 AM
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- BattalionBeast
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**women are intimidated by my beauty crew**
**only post helpful/funny/hivemind posts because I'm afraid of negs crew**
**drenched in sweat as soon as I touch a weight crew**
**misc made me insecure about my height crew**
**afraid to have GF because I would have to plan ahead my chits and farts for days crew**
**probably smashing a 10/10 while you're reading this crew**
**get soap in my eyes in the shower because I'm afraid a demon will get me when my eyes are closed crew**
03-19-2013, 07:42 AM
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- Rouhanibrah
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- Rouhanibrah
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[QUOTE=BattalionBeast post_id=1041814293][img]dude creeping on girls on dead friends page[img][/QUOTE]gotta admire his courage and confidence considering all the brony shiit we had to endure for the last couple of pages
how ever, dude is awkward as phuck
how ever, dude is awkward as phuck
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* been to jail crew *
* broke out of jail crew *
* stalk my future wife without breaking the rules of my restraining order crew *
* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
* drink the blood of 100 virgins before i can be called a man crew * status - 87/100
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ChelseaFC
03-19-2013, 08:31 AM
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- incomingbrOMS
- 9.8/10 Poster
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- incomingbrOMS
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03-19-2013, 08:45 AM
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03-19-2013, 08:53 AM
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- jekene
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- jekene
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[QUOTE=M0hi post_id=1041650013]My friend just found this on twitter
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Q9b1YUK.png[img][/QUOTE]Have read almost entire thread and this has to be top 3
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Q9b1YUK.png[img][/QUOTE]Have read almost entire thread and this has to be top 3
Superdouche
03-19-2013, 09:40 AM
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03-19-2013, 09:59 AM
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03-19-2013, 11:44 AM
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- Ashfrolicious
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- Ashfrolicious
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Jesus... the amount of *******ry that has been posted in this thread.
Bronies? Surely a sign of the apocalypse lol.
My jimmies are eternally rustled.
Bronies? Surely a sign of the apocalypse lol.
My jimmies are eternally rustled.
Positive Crew
Dentist Crew
Seen the Eiffel Tower but haven't been to France Crew
"Your thoughts become your beliefs. Your beliefs become your words. Your words become your actions. Your actions become your habits. Your habits become your values. Your values become your destiny."
03-19-2013, 11:50 AM
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- Flystunna
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
Oh wow just wow I'm in a lost for words right now, rly don't know what to say about this guy...this is just sad in so many ways
Selling personalized meal plans and workout plans, just PM.
***Disgregard bitches, aquire aesthetics crew***
***Lift your shirt every time you walk by a mirror to check your abs crew***
03-19-2013, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
I'm dead....no rly I'm dead
Selling personalized meal plans and workout plans, just PM.
***Disgregard bitches, aquire aesthetics crew***
***Lift your shirt every time you walk by a mirror to check your abs crew***
03-19-2013, 12:12 PM
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- datnikkadee
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- datnikkadee
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Originally Posted By BattalionBeast⏩
What BattalionBeast forgot to include in this picture is the backstory of it. This is a FB memorial page of a person that recently passed and this motherfcker is trying to pick up women on it.
03-19-2013, 12:13 PM
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- BoomPowSurprise
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- BoomPowSurprise
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what in the fuk? :|
*6'0" crew*
*moveable sound crew*
*always pick 3 crew*
*perestroika cigeretka in mouth crew*
*bmw crew*
*downhill mountain biking crew*
*briefcase full of money crew*
*smash your girl in some Adidas flip flops crew*
03-19-2013, 12:19 PM
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03-19-2013, 12:32 PM
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- Manc33
- u wot m1.68179283050743⁴
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- Manc33
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Don't have screenies, this was months ago and too many instances (every time he said something) but there was a guy posting shyt on FB like...
"Been having a great time with my friends"
PLEASED FOR YOU DARLING.
... as if to say "I have friends, I do don't I?" Yeah I must! I said so on FB!
People looking for sympathy in a veiled way, leaving it open ended like...
"I am so annoyed today..."
Making it 100% certain someone will say "Awwww whats wrong?"
So they can then explain some stupid bull**** they could have said straight off in the first place.
"Been having a great time with my friends"
PLEASED FOR YOU DARLING.
... as if to say "I have friends, I do don't I?" Yeah I must! I said so on FB!
People looking for sympathy in a veiled way, leaving it open ended like...
"I am so annoyed today..."
Making it 100% certain someone will say "Awwww whats wrong?"
So they can then explain some stupid bull**** they could have said straight off in the first place.
u wot m1.68179283050742908606225095246644152⁴
03-19-2013, 12:50 PM
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