Beta/Cringe thread

06-04-2013, 03:09 PM

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#8311

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Damn...

It took me almost a month, but I made it through the whole thread. I admit I didn't read all posts, but the stuff I did read and saw pretty much screwed with my head. This thread is both hillarious and depressing. As some of you have duely noted, it is indeed a great pre-workout. I remember reading some posts and feeling like I could kill someone. In fact, I actually saved some pictures to my computer so that I can get motivated before upcoming work-outs.

After 279 pages, I have concluded the following:

-most guys behaving in beta ways seem to be white boys. This kind of proves my theory that feminism has pretty much ****ed with the psyche of the Western man.
-apparently, beta guys go for girls that are way out of their league. They see a good-looking girl on ******** and they start stalking her or being plainly annoying for no real reason. No wonder they get rejected in cringeworthy ways.
-staying far from anime and subcultures is the best way to ensure you won't indulge in beta behaviour.
-all men should lift.
-it seems like girls aren't prone to behave in cringeworthy ways. Again, guys behave the stupidest when they are interested in someone.
-my children aren't getting ******** accounts before they are 20 years old. Nor are they getting smartphones or the like. It's amazing how much stupid **** gets posted on ********.

06-04-2013, 03:45 PM

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#8312

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Originally Posted By LaurenConrad⏩

But it appears as though you are.

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06-04-2013, 04:03 PM

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#8313

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Originally Posted By Tweedurr⏩

Forum of people who legit believe they're vampires...

http://forum.werewolfcafe.com/viewforum.php?id=30

I'm pretty open about my being a therian (werewolf) and surprisingly not many people think its weird,i still get bombarded with questions that i find difficult tto answer.

The only thing that i haven't come out with is my being a fan of furries.

A chick posted about wanting to join a "pack" and to mate with an alpha.

If you're into the 'traditional' natural way of the wolf, then surely you must know that only the dominant male and female mate. The rest of the pack are there to help feed and protect the cubs.

u wot m8

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06-05-2013, 01:08 AM

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#8314

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06-05-2013, 01:10 AM

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#8315

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06-05-2013, 03:20 PM

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#8316

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Does anyone else hate clicking this thread and seeing that stupid picture of the kid smoking?

I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.

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06-05-2013, 03:43 PM

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#8317

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Originally Posted By MRaeger⏩

Don't think I've ever been more disgusted in my life. Prepare to rage at 1:50. Jimmies rustled to the max.

You stupid phucking kunt! At what point did you think force feeding yourself until you make whales look small is healthy?!?! Seriously, this is just horrifying.

06-05-2013, 03:49 PM

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#8318

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Originally Posted By MRaeger⏩

2:00

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06-05-2013, 03:59 PM

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#8319

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Originally Posted By soltinus⏩

lol man i miss MXC, this guy must be Guy Le Douche

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06-05-2013, 07:06 PM

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#8320

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Originally Posted By Hondacivicef9⏩

lol man i miss MXC, this guy must be Guy Le Douche

gerard is one of ed bassmasters characters. dunno who the awkward guy is, but i hear he does youtube videos and is just acting. lol

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06-05-2013, 07:14 PM

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#8321

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Originally Posted By awwsumr0cketz⏩

Originally Posted By Sideburnz001⏩

Hedo Rick is alpha as fawk

Haha ****ing love that guy

06-05-2013, 07:17 PM

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#8322

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I love shifting,it's so fun when it's just you and the woods.

wtf...

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06-05-2013, 10:53 PM

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Please

06-05-2013, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted By Gressie⏩

06-05-2013, 11:36 PM

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Jimmies are done. Not even the dry cleaners can fix them.

06-05-2013, 11:40 PM

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#8326

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Originally Posted By Gressie⏩

lmao @ how his shirt gets tucked into his fat roll

06-05-2013, 11:45 PM

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It took just scrolling through this page to put my jimmies in the hyperbolic time chamber.

06-06-2013, 02:10 AM

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[QUOTE=Gressie post_id=1083324323][img]http://i.imgur.com/TFnSg.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/iUmBsfu.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]This picture accurately represents your standard American BMI. 5 out of the 7 guys are at least overweight and 3 out of 7 are obese.

I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.

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06-06-2013, 02:24 AM

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06-06-2013, 04:03 AM

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Please hahahahahah

06-06-2013, 04:17 AM

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06-06-2013, 04:21 AM

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06-06-2013, 04:27 AM

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#8333

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Honestly. What is up with this fedora thing? It's equivalent to misc and facial aesthetics, gay ass hell.

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06-06-2013, 04:35 AM

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#8334

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Originally Posted By RPLL⏩

Not sure if repost:

06-06-2013, 05:42 AM

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06-06-2013, 06:58 AM

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#8336

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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩

You will fukkin rage brahs.... Pepper your jimmies.

Watched whole vid.

Honestly don't think it's beta, it's just a little kid that wants to be silly and have some fun.

Was actually pretty funny.

EDIT: Okay, just watched this dude's other vids, and I must say he is the DEFINITION of alpha because it is obvious that he does not GIVE A FCK AT ALL!

-Eats ass CREW
-Dat ass CREW
-Always talking about ass CREW
-Sniffs hard as fck when girl walks by to try to smell her ass CREW
-Rocky II and IV have the best montage CREW
-Capitalizes the word crew for no reason CREW

06-06-2013, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted By ratt1ehead⏩

Watched whole vid.

Honestly don't think it's beta, it's just a little kid that wants to be silly and have some fun.

Was actually pretty funny.

EDIT: Okay, just watched this dude's other vids, and I must say he is the DEFINITION of alpha because it is obvious that he does not GIVE A FCK AT ALL!