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Thread: Beta/Cringe thread

post 1110960723 07-30-2013, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
Would play catch with dad to make up for his son's *******ry
post 1110963173 07-30-2013, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By TajTebwee⏩
I'll post some more.

Gf of about a year at the time
Gf gets blackout
Jumps into bed with male roommate during party
We get in fight after I bring her to her room
She tells me to leave and never come back
See roommate come and comfort her
Go back inside and see them hooking up in his bed
Walk in room to stop them and guy says to me "dude seriously?"
Asks me to hit him and I say I'm not going to
He calls police saying I'm trespassing. Gf is crying into her other roommates arms (female)
I leave
Go back in morning and see gf back in his bed through his window (apartment complex)
Wait a few hours then come back and knock on her window
She tells me to go away
I'm still pounding on the window, upstairs neighbors telling me to **** off
She finally opens window
I say I know she's going through a hard time right now, ask her wtf happened
She claims nothing
We stay together (I beg for her back)
She keeps living in that apartment with the guy for 7 more months I'm not allowed over
Finally lets me come over
Me and guy get in fight
Charges pressed
I had to deal with court stuff for months
600 dollar fine and a battery charge 3 years probation
Gf moves in with me for next 6 months
We make teary goodbye as she leaves to go up north for school
5 days after she leaves I run into her other old roommates at bar
Find out she was cheating on me with the guy for the entire rest of time she lived there
Cheated on me with a diff roommate who lived there before him
She texts me a few weeks later, we were trying no contact
I don't bring it up continue to comfort her and try to help settle her into new place she lives (6 hours away)
Eventually stop talking for 3 weeks
I hit her up after her bday
She doesn't want anything to do with me
Tells me she doesn't love me we never had a future together
I go into deep depression beg for her back
She continues to tell me to **** off
Month or two later she hits me up apologizing for "treating me horrible our entire relationship"
I tell her it's fine and I wouldn't change a thing, will always cherish the good memories
She keeps texting me, misses me
I finally don't reply to a picture she sends me of a hotel we stayed at on vacation one time
Haven't heard from her since
Still miss her

Do I win?
Bro, the girl sucks. Just wait for better. Until then live life.
post 1110969663 07-30-2013, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By musselsbrah⏩
Your thread made me ignore a sloot that had been texting me. gj batman, you are the hero gotham needs. sorry bout the herps.
I panic deleted it after the virgin girl sent me a text telling me she found a sore down there and was freaking out. She is also now telling me ill be "stuck with her" if I gave her herpes. I haven't had an erection in 10 days.

I'm glad I inspired you
post 1110971473 07-30-2013, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By TajTebwee⏩
I panic deleted it after the virgin girl sent me a text telling me she found a sore down there and was freaking out. She is also now telling me ill be "stuck with her" if I gave her herpes. I haven't had an erection in 10 days.

I'm glad I inspired you
Oh no man. I hope things work out, ****.

And please post updates
God bless/science be with our military
post 1110973633 07-30-2013, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted By OldManMatty⏩
The guy earns millions off his youtube videos and has a hot girlfriend. Not beta in the slightest
1. He's beta
2. This is the beta/cringe thread. Even if you do consider him alpha, this vid is still cringworthy.
I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.

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Originally Posted By drxmn⏩
Oh no man. I hope things work out, ****.

And please post updates
I don't think it's physically possible that I could have given it to her with the timing. I've just told her to go get tested to be sure. She doesnt know i slept wih someone else 2 days before i took her virginity and dont have the heart to tell her but i will if i have to. I think she's fine but yah ****s a nightmare. Then getting blown off/made an idiot of by that girl and I'm still working 11 hours a day at my job. By the time I get home I just collapse I'm so exhausted. Wake up before 7 and stare at my ceiling for 2 hours. My sales have gone down the tank so hopefully I don't lose my job. Been smokin almost a pack a day. Hangin in there trying to keep a positive attitude.
post 1111005453 07-30-2013, 08:34 PM
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"The last time I weighed myself I weighed 337 pounds and I thought to myself 'that's not big, that's not bad at all'."

http //youtu be/ouVnN3RRJwQ
post 1111008233 07-30-2013, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted By TajTebwee⏩
I'll post some more.

Gf of about a year at the time
Gf gets blackout
Jumps into bed with male roommate during party
We get in fight after I bring her to her room
She tells me to leave and never come back
See roommate come and comfort her
Go back inside and see them hooking up in his bed
Walk in room to stop them and guy says to me "dude seriously?"
Asks me to hit him and I say I'm not going to
He calls police saying I'm trespassing. Gf is crying into her other roommates arms (female)
I leave
Go back in morning and see gf back in his bed through his window (apartment complex)
Wait a few hours then come back and knock on her window
She tells me to go away
I'm still pounding on the window, upstairs neighbors telling me to **** off
She finally opens window
I say I know she's going through a hard time right now, ask her wtf happened
She claims nothing
We stay together (I beg for her back)
She keeps living in that apartment with the guy for 7 more months I'm not allowed over
Finally lets me come over
Me and guy get in fight
Charges pressed
I had to deal with court stuff for months
600 dollar fine and a battery charge 3 years probation
Gf moves in with me for next 6 months
We make teary goodbye as she leaves to go up north for school
5 days after she leaves I run into her other old roommates at bar
Find out she was cheating on me with the guy for the entire rest of time she lived there
Cheated on me with a diff roommate who lived there before him
She texts me a few weeks later, we were trying no contact
I don't bring it up continue to comfort her and try to help settle her into new place she lives (6 hours away)
Eventually stop talking for 3 weeks
I hit her up after her bday
She doesn't want anything to do with me
Tells me she doesn't love me we never had a future together
I go into deep depression beg for her back
She continues to tell me to **** off
Month or two later she hits me up apologizing for "treating me horrible our entire relationship"
I tell her it's fine and I wouldn't change a thing, will always cherish the good memories
She keeps texting me, misses me
I finally don't reply to a picture she sends me of a hotel we stayed at on vacation one time
Haven't heard from her since
Still miss her

Do I win?
Holy fuking chit, I don't think we even need to have a version 2 of this thread. My jimmies are now gone, they have been rustled off of my body.
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post 1111058943 07-30-2013, 10:28 PM
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woman chess champ "rapping"
post 1111064653 07-30-2013, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted By VaiKing⏩
guy looks confident
dances better than 99% of the misc
assume the girl will join in

not cringe
Agreed, not at all cringe and actually pretty ****ing informative lol.
1:15 was a little bit cringe but I'm sure it would work if you weren't too goofy/awkward with it and it would almost certainly get a laugh.
post 1111158563 07-31-2013, 05:25 AM
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post 1111161883 07-31-2013, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Airien⏩
"The last time I weighed myself I weighed 337 pounds and I thought to myself 'that's not big, that's not bad at all'."

http //youtu be/ouVnN3RRJwQ
Embedded for you.

post 1111192483 07-31-2013, 07:42 AM
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post 1111204283 07-31-2013, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By andr3az⏩
>Buttoning the bottom button
>Hat doesn't match suit
>Pants seem to be a different shade of black
>Sleeves not showing
>White socks
>Off-center tie

Not wearing a suit properly is worse than wearing a wifebeater and flip-flops
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post 1111210633 07-31-2013, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted By aristopF⏩
>Buttoning the bottom button
>Hat doesn't match suit
>Pants seem to be a different shade of black
>Sleeves not showing
>White socks
>Off-center tie

Not wearing a suit properly is worse than wearing a wifebeater and flip-flops
shut up, you're worse than them. go fap to your Barnie Stimson poster
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post 1111212343 07-31-2013, 08:40 AM
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post 1111213093 07-31-2013, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By mrsnruB1111⏩
shut up, you're worse than them. go fap to your Barnie Stimson poster
I think we found Eugene.
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post 1111214443 07-31-2013, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By TajTebwee⏩
I'll post some more. Do I win?
Definitely not real.. there's no way that dude would continue to consider her as his girlfriend after the very first incident
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Originally Posted By mrsnruB1111⏩
shut up, you're worse than them. go fap to your Barnie Stimson poster
I'm sorry, Eugene.

EDIT: ^Fukkin Gandalf two posts above me
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You ever text another guy like this? Straight from my phone this guy won't stop.


Paypal me your tributes *******.
post 1111257923 07-31-2013, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Dashofpepper96⏩
Good Luck. You'll need it. Skip to 3:30 btw, starts a bit slow











































































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this guy was commenting on a fan page. couldn't stop loling

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Originally Posted By ravenoch⏩
Definitely not real.. there's no way that dude would continue to consider her as his girlfriend after the very first incident
I loved that girl SO much. First love/gf etc. Lost v cards together. Truth is i was more angry at myself for letting it happen with her roommate that night then I was with her for doing it. All I wanted to know is the truth and that's something she could never fully tell me. When I heard from her roommates that she continued to cheat on me after that I was GUTTED. Could never bring it up to her though, figured as long as we were never gonna see eachother again there was no point in that being the last thing we ever talked about. Blah.
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Originally Posted By TajTebwee⏩
I loved that girl SO much. First love/gf etc. Lost v cards together. Truth is i was more angry at myself for letting it happen with her roommate that night then I was with her for doing it. All I wanted to know is the truth and that's something she could never fully tell me. When I heard from her roommates that she continued to cheat on me after that I was GUTTED. Could never bring it up to her though, figured as long as we were never gonna see eachother again there was no point in that being the last thing we ever talked about. Blah.
Dude. Should have told her to gtfo after cheating the first time. Srs. Never do that again. From now on, all women are equally worthless, k?
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Originally Posted By TacticalTaco⏩
Dude. Should have told her to gtfo after cheating the first time. Srs. Never do that again. From now on, all women are equally worthless, k?
I'm definitely not defending what I did I'm just explaining my reasoning why I stuck around (even if it was ridiculous). This was along time ago and yah it wouldn't happen again.
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fukking hell


this one takes the cringe cake



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Originally Posted By thereasonwhy⏩
I know this is probably a repost, but holy ****

Ho leee fuk.

At the end she starts giving him the "WTF" look.
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Originally Posted By CheesasarusFlex⏩
This is the stuff nightmares are made of. Someone make a gif of that monster walking towards the camera for reps
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Originally Posted By LargeWill⏩
This is the stuff nightmares are made of. Someone make a gif of that monster walking towards the camera for reps



walks like

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Originally Posted By CheesasarusFlex⏩
fukking hell
You're unaware brah. That's Mike Matei, James Rolfe's (A.k.a AVGN) best friend and fellow movie/game reviewer.

A while ago they did a video on the menu screen for the Super Mario Brothers Super Show DVD, which for some reason featured Inspector Gadget. The voice actor was an unintentionally hilarious stand-in for Inspectors Gadgets original VA (who passed away), and Mike decided to make that video as a sort of parody.

Here's the video I refer to:

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