During my 1st year university class, this girl was interested in me, I didn't make a move because I wasn't attracted her at that time.

Next year I kinda wanted her, so I asked her friends to introduce her to me but her friends dislike me, I also stalked her for a long time, waste huge amount of time on this **** sigh, then I found out this girl lose interest, so I moved on to other chicks.

Now 3rd year, I saw her again in one of my classes since we both are in the same major, she is still the same ****, no motivation dumb slut, I just don't care anymore.

Was walking with my only one-itis ever (a girl from my college at the time) towards the subway station and I asked if she wanted some company on her way home (she lived almost 2 hours away from me). Even asking her that question was cringey as hell.

She said "no" obviously... so I scurried away and hid in the men's bathroom without saying a word to her. Had to see her almost every day for the rest of the semester and never spoke a word to her after that moment.

When I was 12, I was awkward as fuk with girls, but this girl who was 1 year older than me and was a classmate of my cousin started talking to me. One day she said something along the lines of "you are so cute and if you had green eyes you would be perfect", I was a proud boy so I thought "How dare that sloot say my eyes weren't good enough for her" got mad as fuk and went NC on her. Fuark, I remember she had DAT ASS and was skinny as fuk, a genetic rarity, I done goofed.

lmao loled irl

One time in 7th grade I was talking to the only girl in my class who had grown bewbs and I could tell she liked me so I tried to tell her this really fukkin 10/10 (not srs) story and I tried telling it but kept laughing too hard ( I thought it was funny as fukk) to get everything out and then the whole class was wondering what was going on because I was laughing really hard and then I let a brutal ass fart rip 100% srs and everyone laughed at me. Feels bad man.

-First year in college living in the dorms, I was (and still am) socially a potato
-An 8/10 would talk to me and obviously liked me, but I never made a move and barely said anything back
-On my birthday, her and her friend come over and surprise me, yelling "happy birthday" and smiling
-me: "th-thanks...."
-them: "..."
-me: "......"
-them "....... *turn around and walk back to room to flee the cringiness*"

Lmao

This is a must read ITT

Lmao oh man, this thread is fukn gold. I've had some cringey moments but **** like this where you guys obviously missed an opportunity to lay some pipe is next level shiet.

tell a girl i loved her

most beta chit a man can do. wish i learned about the misc earlier so i could have been more alpha

idk that's kinda hnng.

one of mine is when i had my first kiss. got dared to kiss girl i liked, in 3 different places. kissed her nose, kissed her cheek, then everyone was staring at me and she was sitting there with her eyes closed for like 20 seconds. ended up kissing her forehead.

i ended up having my first kiss with her that same night, but i missed my moment. i was 17 btw

Typed it out then deleted it.

too embarrasing/10

Worse than this?

back when i was around 19..
-used to work with this girl that I was completely 15/10 attracted to, never been attracted to a girl so badly in my life. Well naturally I couldn't bring myself to talk to her for the entire 10months that I worked there. It became painfully obvious my awkwardness, even to my manager who would actually try to set us up by sending us to the lunch at the same time.
-Fast forward a year after i quit, i see her at university, shes a freshman and she smiles at me and looks down as we pass eachother. later that day im in the library on the computer working and she sits on the computer right next to me. I put my head down and start writing on a piece of paper my hand is VISIBLY shaking. I can see her out of the corner of my eyes, she keeps glancing at me, my face is getting hot. After 3 mins she gets up and leaves. See her a few more times on campus.
-Fast forward a few months later i join a gym with some friends and lo and behold, she goes to the same gym. I manage to thwart every single one of her approaches towards me by acting beta and awkward.
-Im walking out the gym after closing one day and shes at the front desk making small talk waiting for me walk out, i walk by her w/out looking at her and start jogging home. She drives behind me and honks her horn and i pretend to not hear it. She even went out of her way to drive past me while i was jogging home, last i saw of her.

Awaiting negs for ultimate betaness

This is so fukking funny hahahahahahaha

No though thats really not bad. I've done very similar things when my anxiety was really really bad. Are you planning on talking to her anytime soon?

I was only 12 years old.

I ****ing loved Legos brahs holy shiet that was it

All day, every Christmas every birthday it was legos legos legos

Needless to say, I was normally a normal kid and good at math, science etc but holy **** did I have my totally autistic moments

I still remember it. Every time I do, I wish I could go back in time and beat myself up for being such a fuking retarded kunt

Some nice dad and his kid were at the Lego store, and so was I. They had these new scanner thingies or some shiet to check the price and the dad couldn't get it to work, neither could his son

See, I'm not sure if this was alpha or just plain fukking retarded. I was next to them, and said " here let me help" and the dad sort of gets this limp hold on the lego set and I literally fukking snatch it from his hands and start trying to scan it.

Needless to say it didn't work, and I gave it back to him. Dad just looks at me like "u fuking wot m8" and leaves with his son.

Didn't help that I was wearing this dirty ass white shirt.

Elementary school me was something else

I have so much cringe that I block out


When I was young the neighbor girl and I would bangout..
We were like 10.... up to about 13
She knew what to do.. (probably molested or something)

Well one day we are in my basement
And she is showing me her butt
She tells me to check if she has any poo inside
So I am checking and my mom comes downstairs to do laundry, walks past me looking into her A hole, and puts the laundry in the washer and goes up stairs..
Says nothing

Dinner comes and my mom at the table says to my dad " "me" was naked downstairs with "neighbor girl"
I start crying and say "she told me to check if she had any poo in her butt"

My dad was like wtf.. and said something like dont do that again

Oneitis from highschool wanted to hangout and date but was to shy at the time. Smashed before but onities made me nervous.

Promised her a trip to europe(trip would cost 5k) and I would pay assuming that we would stay in the same room. She liked me paying to take her to europe.

Contacted her after highschool one or two years into college asked her if she still wanted to go. She said Yes.

Asked her if she wanted to stay in the same room and get a trip together. She said no she would pay her own way. Asked her about sharing her room.

She replied...

"No we can stay in separate rooms."


Worse part is I actually had a chance. We had set up a few dates once but I was to shy to meet her or worried about fukin up.

Feels.

Freshman year of college I was best friends with a 10/10 who I loved and we would go to school together and I would always think of ways to try to hug her and never did it lmao. Also was so deep in the friend zone that she showed me her dirty texts between her and this guy she was obsessed with. Even got to see a picture of her tits in the dirty texts that I jerked off to for months. Hurts to even think about how weird I was

Never read a more made up story. 13 year old miscer confirmed

Nearly cringed into a coma reading some of these stories. Gonna post one in the am when I wake up

-Was dating a girl for approx 3 months, her dad about to leave for overseas to work
-Texts me telling me that she's to "distraught" to even consider relationship right now, ends it there
-I write the most beta of beta text messages telling her "I'd wait for her to be ready again etc etc" like the cuck I was
-1 week later, find out she's hooking up with dude from her new workplace. It almost broke me...

....I find bb.com and spend hours a day reading the fat loss section for advice

-2 years later, run into said ex-gf at a club after dropping 25kgs, getting some muscle mass and sharpening up
-She's following me all night, trying to cock block me from any girl I try to talk to
-She then says "DntBScaredHomie, I want you to come back to mine, but only if you agree to get back together with me (after we hadn't spoken for that whole 2 year period)
-Laughed, called her a psycho bish and left with my homies.

Silver lining and all that..

So i'm in the 8th grade, like 13/14 years old, had just moved to Australia from England and was already the pale kid with the weird accent, at the time I hadn't had my growth spurt yet either so I was a bit short and had chubby cheeks etc.

I tell these girls that i'm friends with (not hot) that I 'like' this girl in our class. This girl was your classic middle school sloot, was well developed, cute, popular, only hung out with the cool guys, and now (10 years later) looks like a 2/10 and is a single mother with no career prospects.

Anyway, I tell these girls I like the popular girl, they promise they won't tell anyone, then they do tell like everyone.

brb sitting at lunch with my friends minding my own business a few days later, this girl comes over and loud enough for our entire grade to hear, screams at me to stop telling people that I like her and that she would never ever go out with me, I look like chit, etc.

brb just sat there in shock taking it while my heart broke like Ralph in The Simpsons, like 200 people lol'ing and looking at me

brb holding back tears until she is finished, then get up trying to be cool and go to the bathroom where I ldar for the rest of lunch

Besides joining a bodybuilding forum just to post on the misc, and years ago not going NC on my first serious girlfriend after she cheated on me, this may be one of the cringiest things I've ever done:

I was hiking up to Machu Picchu in Peru. Finally get to the ruins and meet up with the guide and group I was going to tag along with to tour the ruins. Meet this group of 7/10 sloots and chat for a bit during the tour, cold at first but started to warm up to me a bit as we continued talking. We take turns taking pictures for each other with the ruins, chatted a bit, etc. Once the tour was finished, we decided to make the 2 hour hike to the mountain overlooking Machu Picchu, and they took off before me as I wanted to get a few more shots of the ruins. An hour into the hike up this steep congested trail, I pass them and just say "See you at the top!" as I'm determined to finish this hike and am not stopping to WK any sloots, and they just smile back. At this point the poverty breakfast I ate that day is hitting me and I start holding back farts as I don't want to let anything rip with people nearby on this trail. After 30 minutes of this struggle, and reaching a part of the trail so steep you need to climb with both hands and feet, my body has had enough and involuntarily lets out one of the loudest most trumpet-like farts in my life. I freeze, look back hoping nobody is around, and there are these sloots in a line right behind me. They must have caught up with me, and I was too winded to notice. The one in the front had her face about 2 feet from my angus. I just stood there frozen, not knowing how to react, they just silently passed me without saying another word. I finally reach the top, and the one in the front earlier gives me a thousand yard stare while the others smirk. Never spoke a word to them again. They left the summit soon after I got there. The tour may have ended hours earlier, but it was over for me right then and there boyos.

Cliffs:
-Farted in a sloots face on accident while climbing Machu Picchu
-Tour is over
-Hope she got pink eye

u fukin wot. A stroy of a seventh grade boy being nervous talking to the class hottie and ripping ass in class because of his laughing is the most made of story you've ever heard.

*looks at camera*

Clearly you've never been in Church.


*tips fedora*


lol not srs Christian brah checking in.

3 weeks into talking with girl (highschool days)

we were kissing and chit in my living room and i said i love you

shieeeet cringing as im typing this

point and laugh boyos

another one



i was talking to a sloot sophmore year
one day she got mad at me and went NC
spammed her phone "BABE I LOVE U FORGIVE ME
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE I LOVE YOU DONT BE MAD I LOVE U" chit like that


get a text back "this is her boyfriend fuk off *******"

i was so humiliated i didnt even reply to him calling me a ******* (i knew who he was)

I begged my first girlfriend to be in a ldr with me from brazil.. when i heard that she wanted to bang after 8 months of dating i told my friend to tell her i wanted to bang... i didnt even do it myself....... fuk

i stopped going to the gym, and studying, and started texting first with my first girlfriend to and hang out with her all the time. RIP me obviously.

I wish there was such a thing as a redo button in life.

One of the first times I got a girl's # in a bar...

> was a ~1 or 2 years younger girl who was in the same Catholic school system
> Be ~18 or so, first times in bars legitimately
> She made the moves on me, but I danced and chatted her up (not as autistic as most of Misc.)
> Got #
> had # on paper and thought about calling her almost erry day
> months pass
> call her (at this point it was like Nov to Feb)
> awkward af convo and obviously all sparks extinguished
> regrets

Or being a virgin, but pretending I wasn't... then fumbling around.