first year of uni end up going back to this girls house, straight edged af at the time. Get into her house there's about 4-5 housemates sharing a joint ask me if I want some, me being a beta NO THNX JEFF, they're like just have some chill, me I SAID NO THANKS make it awkward af for everyone. Anyway I just sit there in silence whilst she gets high, then the housemates all leave to go somewhere I think to get food or w.e.

She looks at me and asks, so what you wanna do?

me... I'll call a taxi

Her bert stare in shock,

we sit for 10 longest minutes in silence whilst the taxi arrives.

Me to her; "See you later"

her closing the door; 'See you never'

...and i never did...

no u didnt. pls no.

Met this latina at a bar with my cousin. I barely speak any spanish but my cousin was translating. The waitress was all into me and was telling my cousin that she wanted to meet after she got out. So, we go back around 3 a.m. (NYC) and we literally go straight to a motel. My cousin is banging on the room door trying to get in and she's telling me how she will only do me but not him in her VERY broken english. LULZ. we do our business and on the drive home I felt so disgusted with myself that I had to pull over and i vomited all over the street. Shes in the passenger seat asking my cousin if I'm ok and I'm telling him that I threw up because of her. He starts laughing and crying. She's really not sure what to think. WE drive her home and I can't even look in her eyes. Good memories boy. Cringy as fugg.

did done goof once not long ago when I told a coworker who asked me to explain to her the reason she can't squat because she topples over...

I calmly explain it is because of her muscle imbalance, her big ass was just too big. She took it as a joke at the time and laughed so I carried on (lawl) said she needs to strengthen her core and work on doing some light weight front squats. Anyway next day I feel good.jpg thinking "damn son you can be PT if you want."

lolled, get into work she completely ignores me wtf.png? Get to my desk only to receive a huge email about how I made her feel inadequate, how society puts too much expectation on women, how I made her feel bad etc. Went full beta mode and grovelled like a swine; needed that job and thought it was a sackable offence. She forgiven me but hell am I giving fitness advice again especially to girls.

Okay another one.

So my freshman year we had this super alpha band teacher (srs legit looked like Matt Damon) and we went to Chicago for our band trip and we were walking downtown somewhere and there's a bunch of people playing instruments for money and I was a drummer and I jokingly went up to him and said "hey can I get my drums out and make some money" trying to be a chitlord and it was loud outside so he thought I was asking him for money and he told me he wasn't my mother. fukkin feelsbadman. Still makes me cringe.

The most beta I've ever been:

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...post1431349501

Was 17, brought a girl downstairs in my basement to watch a movie for the first time ever.

Just met her two weeks ago, all we did so far was make out.

We start watching the movie and makeing out, she puts her hand down my pants and plays with my penor.

I blurt out "I love you", it was uncontrollable, could not stop those words from escaping my mouth.

She removes her hand from my pants and we just sit there in silence for the whole movie til she left.

paid a tranny $200 and sucked her dick

Another one, I started seeing this girl at 18, was "in love" again..

Throughout the time we were dating she would go hangout with her ex-fwb and said she was just friends.

One night she confessed that she "kissed" him but nothing more than a kiss.

Was pissed but because I "loved" her I said its ok if she never does this again.

Kept hanging out with ex-fwb, one day I read her texts and found out they were banging the whole time.

Finally had the balls to leave her, after a week or so I send her a whole bunch of sappy songs over ********.

legit sobbing listening to sad songs all by myself.

Cringing so hard while I write this holy chit... Embarrassing.

End up agreeing to meet her again, when I meet her she kisses me (she is a psycho bish she did that just to keep me hooked). Kept banging her like once a week and was still in love with her, while I KNEW she was seeing other guys. This girl is a legit sloot.

Would play games like that for another 2 months til I learned my lesson and went NC.

I was retarted

in 9th grade a girl texted me and invited me to come swimming, she tells me its just her and one of female friends, and i responded with "eww i don't want to come anymore" (srs)

she posted on ******** about it later, something like "most guys would enjoy being alone with two girls, but not MSUD5 apparently."

crazy that she knew your misc name



lol srs

18 years old kissless virgin

Ask 9/10 sloot from highschool (dat ass & dancer) to be my valentine, organize a picnic

her friends tell me she wants to smash after

I panic and go NC.


Always regret this, wtf was I thinking

Don't have a "most cringy" moment that I can think of ,

but when I first lost weight and girls actually started checking me out, I would just get anxious as fuk when I noticed. The more signs a girl gave me that she was mirin, the more anxiety I would have. lmao.

moar boar

Fell for a co-worker but never had balls to walk up and talk to her. All my friends knew and after a month she figured that I liked her. 3 months passed by one of my friends asks me if I told her what I wanted to say, I say no. She laughs at me and walks up to that girl I like and tell her everything. I'm scared as phuk, cold and shaky. I start looking around and pull out my phone as if someone called me and walk out of the place into the garden. Friend arrives and says she wanted to talk to me and she seemed pretty chill about it, still didn't have balls to talk to her. Took another month to summon the courage and stop her and chat with her. Most cringey moment.

Sophomore year of college. I was a virgin at the time who was scared to lose my virginity. My roommates threw a house party and a girl I've had a crush on was there. I'm late to the party coming back from late night baseball practice/lifting.

My roommates were trying to help me get laid. They told me the girl I liked was outside and she was looking for me. I stayed in my room. So my roommate brings his gf and my crush into my room and makes some small talk. He then takes his gf and leaves my room and shuts the door just leaving me and my crush in the room.

She sits down on my bed, gives me dem eyes and asks me to come sit next to her. I tell her I can't because I have to take a shower after lifting. She says ok, but come find me when you're done. I take a shower, go to my room, and pretend to go sleep. I left my door open hoping she would come make a move or some chit. I was such a pussy.

I literally feel like throwing up from laughing at this a bit too hard. Omfg brahs. This is hilarious.

Oh my faurking goodness. I still remember the cringe fest when I was young.

I made a CD with a bunch of songs for a girl and gave it to her. Next week she went out with someone else lol

People like this need STDs early in life

I was in high school (still virgin at 17) and took a day trip with this very cute blonde girl who was 1 year younger than me. Trip went well, we hit if off, kissing, groping and all that. The only issue was that 1.- I was a virgin, and 2.- We were both living in dorms (separate) near our school, so finding an empty dorm room to bang would always be an issue, after we would have come back from the short trip.

With the risk of having to share a room with my mates, I brought her back to the dorm and lo and behold it was completely empty. All my roommates left home for the weekend. Realizing that we had the room to ourselves my hearth started pounding. Hard! It was going to happen. Finally after all that porn, fantasizing about banging 100s of different women, finally it was my turn to bang. Oh sweet Lord YES! I was ecstatic.

We turn off the lights and go to bed and start passionately kissing. She has a banging hot body and firm ass for a 16 year old. Oh Jesus, I could feel my mind going crazy, I was rock hard. She was completely passive and (it seemed) waiting for me to grip her hard and fuk her even harder.

In the heat of the moment, and of course her firm ass rubbing against my dink, I nutted right there and then in my underwear even before I could put it in (srs), so I quickly turned her over on her back and started licking her nipples to get an opportunity to somehow wipe myself without her noticing what happened. My plan was to take off my undies, wipe off in the sheets and put it in a bit later (duh) lol.

But because I came with the force of 1000 virgins and I was kind of tired from the day trip, after I wiped (she didn't notice thank god), I became super relaxed and chilled out so I wanted to cuddle her a bit before I fuk her. I wrap my hand around her from the side and while massaging her little perky breasts, I fell asleep right there and then. My stupid fuking brain thought that I finally fukked so it's sleepy time. Fuk u brain! U fukkin idiot!

I don't know if she tried to wake me up afterwards, I couldn't remember, but I woke up early in the morning to her getting ready to go home in a rush (she had some kind of event that she told me about the day before).

She was never angry with me or anything and nobody found out anything (I hope) but she slowly but surely cut ties with me a few weeks later. My first true crush that I failed to bang.

I became more real and a LOT more experienced since then, but she seemed to go after only wimpy guys later on in life (like me back then) and eventually married a tall 135lbs beta skeleton a couple of years ago (he reminds me of myself more a decade ago).

It is a story I've never shared with anyone, ever.

sry brah..

i was like 12 years old, but still

- college party, got way too fuked up
- got only 3 hours of sleep, woke up still drunk to go to class
- looked like chit and smelled like cheap bourbon
- thought it was a good idea to ask a girl out
- was slurring my words, she bertstared me "are you ok??"
- told me she was busy everyday till the end of the semester
- realized what happened
- aw fuk bye

Freshman in high school, I was out of class. I go to the backyard where the cool big boys hanged out. I interrupt them and ask for a lighter to light my cig, They were a bit dumbfounded by my confidence for a freshman. One of the girls there, black hair, blue eyes...a "girls just wanna have fun" type of girl was eyeing me. One gives me a light and while I light she asks how old I am. I puff my cigarette blow out smoke and say "it's a secret" while I walk by myself to an empty spot further down and sit.

She comes over a minute later. I was in Cyprus by the way at the time where we speak Greek. In our language "phone" and "phone number" has the same meaning depending on the tone of voice and context which it's used for. She says can I have your phone [number]? I was quite insecure and didn't dare to think this hot babe would want my number. So I think she wants to make a phone call or something and hand her my phone lol. She says "no, I meant your number." Still insecure, my mind tells me that she just wants it so they could maybe prank me and make fun of me with her group...so I just blatantly say "no." Says ok and leaves.

I still regret it to this day. Has been ignoring me ever since. Haven't seen her again after she graduated.

You punched...

When I was in junior high, we were all hanging out at the pool at some girl's house, and some girls were pointing at me, whispering and laughing.

I wasn't gonna have it, so I just looked right at the girl who was doing all the whispering (she was a flat-chested girl), and I'm just like "SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH. LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE SO FLAT. LOOK AT YOUR FLAT CHEST." Loud and mad, Everyone bert stares and it's all awkward.

Girl literally started crying. Then one said, "She was just saying that your chest is bigger than hers." Cause I was all cut and whatnot (skinny though of course)

I felt so bad. I hadn't talked to her in like 15 years, and literally just recently saw her on ******** and apologized, and she was like, "I don't know what you're talking about, but thnx." Never talked to her again.

CRINGE

I was 18 years old. My first GF was a whale. We broke up. Out of no where this beautiful 18 year old girl (seriously a 9.5/10 by anyone's standards) starts showing interest in me. Even my parents were in shock how I could go from a whale to her. Thinking to myself "Well I can only date whales, why does this girl like me?" I proceed to get to know her. One day she says "Hey why don't you come over my parents aren't home."

I come over. We go up to her room. I sit on the bed and say "This is a pretty cool room." She laid on the bed while i sat there and watched tv. Then I left. It actually makes me cringe telling the story LOL

It's not cringe to apologize and her not remember. You apologized and relieved your guilt.

Did you stop laughing immediately after the fart or was it a slow fade-out?

I believe I started laughing harder.