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Thread: Send this to tinder matches and I'll send best one $25 on Amazon or BB.com(SRS)(GLOW)

post 1441841781 05-12-2016, 11:19 PM
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"red red red red red"


rekt.
post 1441841811 05-12-2016, 11:19 PM
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Jesus, just when you thought this thread couldn't get any better with Flexim's screenshots, sloots getting rustled enough to post about it on twitter, etc, we now have cojones post. LMAO

Quoting for the sixth page:
Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Lmao, me and flexium have the same matches. Das it John

Same sloot who made the new copy pasta too, L.O.L.
post 1441842181 05-12-2016, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Shepherd1125⏩
lol female version of "eyes too far apart" has been born

LOOOOOL and thus a new misc copypasta was born
post 1441842811 05-12-2016, 11:28 PM
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Ashley is combusting big time right about now. Job well done boyos
Tinder crew
Anti LDAR crew
No Glow No Go crew
Entrepreneur crew
post 1441842931 05-12-2016, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Thekittenking⏩


****ing dying over here lol
post 1441843921 05-12-2016, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Myrh⏩
lol'd hard at this, repped.

****ing skanks man
post 1441843931 05-12-2016, 11:39 PM
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Hoping I match with this one, she needs the glow treatment badly:










































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post 1441844221 05-12-2016, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Shepherd1125⏩
lol female version of "eyes too far apart" has been born

Jesus christ, amazing response.
post 1441844441 05-12-2016, 11:44 PM
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fukking lol



Future PA
Don't date sloots crew
Rawdog Tinder crew
LDAR
post 1441854001 05-13-2016, 01:26 AM
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repped. unbelievable how rustled these sloots are getting over the glow.

no glow no go crew
If you build it they will come.

GTR crew.
post 1441854171 05-13-2016, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted By SRTEvan⏩
repped. unbelievable how rustled these sloots are getting over the glow.

no glow no go crew
3 girls said I was an assh0le and got SOO butthurt before unmatching, I think this is the ultimate jimmy rustler for a woman to hear.
Future PA
Don't date sloots crew
Rawdog Tinder crew
LDAR
post 1441854381 05-13-2016, 01:30 AM
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"You must be friends with John" lmao
post 1441856551 05-13-2016, 01:55 AM
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John delivered.
post 1441858041 05-13-2016, 02:15 AM
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Potential thread of the year along with Kadafi's chess thread and gilesmiles vs. bustacapp thread.

Once they lose that youthful glow, there's no going back.
Still looking for a crew... crew

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=169710413
post 1441858771 05-13-2016, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Lost it hard.
I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
post 1441859951 05-13-2016, 02:47 AM
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fcking lmao at John and the other miscer matching same chicks, just lol

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post 1441861861 05-13-2016, 03:17 AM
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Thread of the year!!
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*RIP* *John98 Memorial Crew* *RIP*

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post 1441862571 05-13-2016, 03:33 AM
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ooh my lmaooooooooooooo

edit: Btw if you post this on reddit and get miscers to upvote it, it will rustle a lot of jimmies.

Go on the ask reddit forum and ask "Women when did you lose your youthful glow?"
post 1441862801 05-13-2016, 03:37 AM
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The tables have turned boyos.

No glow no go crew.
post 1441862861 05-13-2016, 03:39 AM
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Okay. Well then let's get this on the table. You're pecs are not identical, your cheeks are more pale than the rest of your face, one of your eyebrows needs some help, and your neck is too thick for your head. Id rather have "no glow" than all of those issues.
Still looking for a crew... crew

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=169710413
post 1441863391 05-13-2016, 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted By thigoonar⏩
Okay. Well then let's get this on the table. You're pecs are not identical, your cheeks are more pale than the rest of your face, one of your eyebrows needs some help, and your neck is too thick for your head. Id rather have "no glow" than all of those issues.
i don't think so john
*No glow no plow crew*
post 1441863511 05-13-2016, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ThoriumNi28⏩
i don't think so john
lmao
Still looking for a crew... crew

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=169710413
post 1441869551 05-13-2016, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Dbowens⏩
3 girls said I was an assh0le and got SOO butthurt before unmatching, I think this is the ultimate jimmy rustler for a woman to hear.
das it mane
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post 1441869651 05-13-2016, 05:32 AM
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This entire thread:

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1441872931 05-13-2016, 06:08 AM
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that feel when most of my matches are ugly and this joke ain't even funny anymore
post 1441877191 05-13-2016, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Lmao, me and flexium have the same matches. Das it John



The plot thickens..


Miscers I'm trying everything I can to get Ashley's # and smash her but I had a minor setback LOL couldn't help it (see below).



Damn brahs I want to make this the thread of the year and promise you that I'll smash Ashley but I don't want to get hopes up.. I'll see what I can do.
Oxytocin Crew
Choker Crew
post 1441877741 05-13-2016, 06:50 AM
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She's younger than me. If anything, I have more glow than her so obviously you don't know what you're talking about.

Support feminists. Hairy women need love too.

1000 days of nofap success crew
post 1441878221 05-13-2016, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Flexium⏩
Damn brahs I want to make this the thread of the year and promise you that I'll smash Ashley but I don't want to get hopes up.. I'll see what I can do.
Send her these:





I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
post 1441878871 05-13-2016, 07:03 AM
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Funniest thread in a LONG time. hahahaha
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1441879111 05-13-2016, 07:05 AM
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This thread is amazing
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