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Thread: Graduation tomorrow. What to text girl for one night stand as my graduation present?

post 1442028481 05-13-2016, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
As promised. I'll know when she's read it because she has read notifications on.


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post 1442028661 05-13-2016, 10:52 PM
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oh god another ******* that listens to black yeesuz horrible advice
the end is near
post 1442028671 05-13-2016, 10:52 PM
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post 1442028761 05-13-2016, 10:53 PM
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In for the rape charges.
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post 1442029011 05-13-2016, 10:54 PM
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Sorry to disappoint brahs =(
post 1442029051 05-13-2016, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted By jimmyfett98⏩
if you send that txt you have a 3.50% chance of it actually succeeding unless you're like a 9+/10 chad
this

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post 1442029121 05-13-2016, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
I already sent my text.
lmfao are you going to see her tomorrow at Graduation?
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post 1442029191 05-13-2016, 10:56 PM
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lol owned *******
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post 1442029211 05-13-2016, 10:56 PM
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post it u fgt, if you post it earlier, she wont think that you couldnt pull and resorted to her. early, it still gives u plenty of to pull at a club.
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post 1442029221 05-13-2016, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted By MareeWanna⏩
lmfao are you going to see her tomorrow at Graduation?
i ****ing hope not. would be horrible if she screams "CREEP!!!" as I walk across stage.
post 1442029251 05-13-2016, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩


Sorry to disappoint brahs =(
it's only been 3 mins brah

She's probably cringing really hard at this point and thinking of what to say lol
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post 1442029421 05-13-2016, 10:57 PM
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lol wrekt
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post 1442029501 05-13-2016, 10:58 PM
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read 11:43 pm

RIP

you werent even worthy of a "**** off" lol
post 1442029611 05-13-2016, 10:58 PM
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Maybe next time when you're more attractive or try going after a 2/10 boyo
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post 1442029641 05-13-2016, 10:59 PM
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got rekt by girl. now gettin rekt by micers.

time to kill myself.
post 1442029651 05-13-2016, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
read 11:43 pm

RIP

you werent even worthy of a "**** off" lol
probably went No Contact and legit scared for her life now after that cringeworthy text

FUKKING LMAO

Their coffee date didn't even go well. Like why would you even text her something like that LOL
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post 1442029761 05-13-2016, 10:59 PM
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guarantee you're not getting laid tonight after sending that lol

only works with 8+/10 alpha chads, which I know for a fact you are not based on your last thread

also LOL at calling her bud. She's not your little brother boyo.
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post 1442029791 05-13-2016, 10:59 PM
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post 1442029851 05-13-2016, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
Alphas don't think, they press send.
this pussy.
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post 1442029861 05-13-2016, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩


Sorry to disappoint brahs =(
Lmaooooo
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post 1442030071 05-13-2016, 11:01 PM
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Might as well text this to another girl I went on a date with this week who stopped responding after
post 1442030091 05-13-2016, 11:01 PM
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awesome ownage
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post 1442030201 05-13-2016, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
Might as well text this to another girl I went on a date with this week who stopped responding after
text girl in OP back first

be like "Ayyyy it says you read the message, so that means you got it right? So what do you think? Pls respond."

FUKKING LMAO
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post 1442030231 05-13-2016, 11:03 PM
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Edit: fckn wrekked OP. lmao. Hit her with the "pls respond"
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
Might as well text this to another girl I went on a date with this week who stopped responding after
try the look here you dumb broad copypasta on both

Look here you dumb broad. I have a fukkin mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your fukkin hair and make up, listening to kesha and ****. hit me back when you get this and let me know what you think. peace bitch
post 1442030441 05-13-2016, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩


Sorry to disappoint brahs =(


Might aswell text her "pls respond", you got nothing to lose breh.
Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
Might as well text this to another girl I went on a date with this week who stopped responding after
Text her "Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?"
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post 1442030461 05-13-2016, 11:04 PM
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hit her with a "read 11:43"
post 1442030571 05-13-2016, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
try the look here you dumb broad copypasta on both
I'm not texting the first girl again. That would be harassment.
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fkn lol nice op
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oh goodness misc never disappoints

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