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Forum ยป Graduation tomorrow. What to text girl for one night stand as my graduation present?
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Thread: Graduation tomorrow. What to text girl for one night stand as my graduation present?

post 1442030711 05-13-2016, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By crookeddink⏩
try the look here you dumb broad copypasta on both

look here you dumb broad. I have a fukkin mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. Srs i've felt like this for a while, i'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your fukkin hair and make up, listening to kesha and ****. Hit me back when you get this and let me know what you think. Peace bitch
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post 1442030821 05-13-2016, 11:07 PM
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Fkn lmao op is more alpha than 99% of the misc, he atleast tried getting yucky and provided lawlz for the misc along with PICS...Somthing that ops tend to never post
post 1442030851 05-13-2016, 11:07 PM
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OP you're a boss for sending that serious lol I'm literally mjeatingpopcorn.gif right now reps later
post 1442030891 05-13-2016, 11:07 PM
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at least you gave it a shot, at least now you know you should just LDAR, knowing she HITS UP other Chads and WANTS and VOLUNTEERS to Suck their D
post 1442030951 05-13-2016, 11:08 PM
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too long

shoulda just sent "wana fuk?"

would have sent exactly the same message except less try hard
post 1442031061 05-13-2016, 11:09 PM
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woulda repped you but i already did for your approach thread... lmao you are becoming my new favorite poster behind ken
post 1442031071 05-13-2016, 11:09 PM
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sorry bruh that was hard to read. she seemed like she was being a girl/friendly/cute from the beginning and you were just being a try harding ******* and then you dropped that slug move out of nowhere
post 1442031091 05-13-2016, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted By forthenoodz⏩
at least you gave it a shot, at least now you know you should just LDAR, knowing she HITS UP other Chads and WANTS and VOLUNTEERS to Suck their D
Haha true, but I'll take comfort in the fact that she ****s Asian guys as well. The last two guys she's been with have been Asian so I was hoping third times the charm (or something like that).
post 1442031801 05-13-2016, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
try the look here you dumb broad copypasta on both

Look here you dumb broad. I have a fukkin mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your fukkin hair and make up, listening to kesha and ****. hit me back when you get this and let me know what you think. peace bitch
repped for reminding me of this. Almost spit my drink out
post 1442032461 05-13-2016, 11:19 PM
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I thought it was going to work. I mean, if they meet up with you after you cold approach them, then that usually means that they at least think you're acceptable on a physical level. I was already pumping myself up listening to the song I usually listen to before having sex with a new girl.
post 1442032711 05-13-2016, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
I thought it was going to work. I mean, if they meet up with you after you cold approach them, then that usually means that they at least think you're acceptable on a physical level. I was already pumping myself up listening to the song I usually listen to before having sex with a new girl.
lol.. just lol.
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post 1442033261 05-13-2016, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
Might as well text this to another girl I went on a date with this week who stopped responding after
honestly do it, you have nothing to lose. I'll text tinder matches that fizzled out months ago "wanna ****?" and it actually worked out.

Also send the current one a "please respond"
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post 1442033271 05-13-2016, 11:25 PM
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repped

you delivered on pics, took the misc's advice, and took a fukking risk
better than 90% of the *******s that lurk this forum
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post 1442033671 05-13-2016, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩



Sorry to disappoint brahs =(
post 1442033681 05-13-2016, 11:29 PM
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Dam she fine af, good on you for delivering op and trying
post 1442033721 05-13-2016, 11:29 PM
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holy ****ing ****
post 1442033741 05-13-2016, 11:29 PM
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Im just imagining OP being jason genova at this point.
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post 1442034061 05-13-2016, 11:33 PM
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Sorry bud. I was rooting for ya
post 1442034201 05-13-2016, 11:34 PM
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i will keep u in my thoughts op
post 1442034251 05-13-2016, 11:35 PM
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text her back op

your ignorance makes me hornier. ill see you tomorrow
post 1442034271 05-13-2016, 11:35 PM
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lol she read and just went NC sorry boyo tours over good laughs though repped
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post 1442034301 05-13-2016, 11:35 PM
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She lives off campus tho and I don't have a car. Idk wtf I should do.

post 1442034501 05-13-2016, 11:36 PM
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No fuking way. Go to her now


Edit: nvm different chick, doesn't count
post 1442034541 05-13-2016, 11:36 PM
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lmfao we got done by op

wait just realised its new chick
post 1442034631 05-13-2016, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
She lives off campus tho and I don't have a car. Idk wtf I should do.

I'm calling BS on this

if you actually go over there, take some pics for proof
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post 1442034651 05-13-2016, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
She lives off campus tho and I don't have a car. Idk wtf I should do.

post 1442034761 05-13-2016, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
I'm calling BS on this

if you actually go over there, take some pics for proof
Obviously I'll take pics if I smash. I always post pics for the clutch. See my journal thread for deets.

I refuse to go there. I don't have a car and she lives off campus. I'm also scared her bf is gonna jump me. I'm trying to get her to come here.
post 1442034881 05-13-2016, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
I refuse to go there. I don't have a car and she lives off campus. I'm also scared her bf is gonna jump me. I'm trying to get her to come here.
then why would you text her that lmao
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post 1442034891 05-13-2016, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
She lives off campus tho and I don't have a car. Idk wtf I should do.

Get a ****ing uber, jesus dude. You played alpha, now it's time to be alpha.

Edit: Calling fraud unless you go and provide pics.
post 1442034911 05-13-2016, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
She lives off campus tho and I don't have a car. Idk wtf I should do.

Gonna need spoon pics to verify same chick.

Edit: also just take a phucking uber or something
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