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Thread: Going to be in YOUTHFUL GLOW heaven Saturday night - Help an Autist pull some sloot

post 1442504521 05-16-2016, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
I don't see what's wrong with bringing a present? It's the sloots birthday... Initially I was going to buy her a bottle of Chanel perfume or an Ipad mini or something, kinda glad I made this thread and will only buy her a bottle of vodka now!

The girl I tutor in maths will be my wingman surely? Or do you mean bring a bro? That would be kind of pushing it since i'm a +1 and don't know the birthday girl...

I'll definitely get in on the drinking games. Legit my priority is to have a good, fun time. But if I can pull a sloot then great, if not, atleast I had a good night.

Why a grad assistant? That sounds poverty lol. Why not just say i'm a financial Consultant for the refining sector or an Oil and Gas strategist?
Dude you are asking for advice then going against it. Your autistic brain isn't conditioned to perform optimal in these situations so just do what the misc says.
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Should I bring the birthday girl a present? If so, what? I've never met her before...
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Originally Posted By CaseyJamess⏩
Dude you are asking for advice then going against it. Your autistic brain isn't conditioned to perform optimal in these situations so just do what the misc says.
I don't normally give a chit about social conformist rules, but remember these are 18-19 year old preppy white sorority sloots so I kind of have to comply to them!

Why should I lie about my job? That legit seems retarded...

Also explain the logic of "bring a bottle but don't give it to the birthday girl as a present..."

Like wtf. If you're going to a birthday party and taking a present, surely you give it to the person, no!?
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Originally Posted By mysterylifter⏩
how was the snowden trip
Really good brah, thanks for asking. Repped
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
I don't see what's wrong with bringing a present? It's the sloots birthday... Initially I was going to buy her a bottle of Chanel perfume or an Ipad mini or something, kinda glad I made this thread and will only buy her a bottle of vodka now!

The girl I tutor in maths will be my wingman surely? Or do you mean bring a bro? That would be kind of pushing it since i'm a +1 and don't know the birthday girl...

I'll definitely get in on the drinking games. Legit my priority is to have a good, fun time. But if I can pull a sloot then great, if not, atleast I had a good night.

Why a grad assistant? That sounds poverty lol. Why not just say i'm a financial Consultant for the refining sector or an Oil and Gas strategist?
Not sure how Greek parties work in Britain, what is the setting going to be like? I assumed lots of mingling, music, and binge drinking.
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Wheres the pic of the misc ******* that wore a suit to the christmas party and during picture time was caught being an FA "i wish i was home miscing"
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
I don't normally give a chit about social conformist rules, but remember these are 18-19 year old preppy white sorority sloots so I kind of have to comply to them!

Why should I lie about my job? That legit seems retarded...

Also explain the logic of "bring a bottle but don't give it to the birthday girl as a present..."

Like wtf. If you're going to a birthday party and taking a present, surely you give it to the person, no!?
What do you think 18-19 year old girls like, a 24 year old autist that doesn't know how to act so he starts giggling around with them and acting like a fukking retard or an intelligent successful 24 year old in the oil and gas industry that is different and more accomplished than other guys they meet at frat parties.
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If this is a srs thread....Don't even go, unless the girl you're tutoring seems like she'd be the GOAT wingwoman, you're going in alone to a party full of kids 6 yrs younger than you, and based off how you needed to make a thread asking for help, you probably aren't the life of any party. You would've had a better chance with the chick on a 1 on 1 date tbh.
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
I don't normally give a chit about social conformist rules, but remember these are 18-19 year old preppy white sorority sloots so I kind of have to comply to them!

Why should I lie about my job? That legit seems retarded...

Also explain the logic of "bring a bottle but don't give it to the birthday girl as a present..."

Like wtf. If you're going to a birthday party and taking a present, surely you give it to the person, no!?
he's saying don't make it out like you went and got a present specifically for her. basically, don't say you got her a present. when you walk in, just say "Hey, I happened to have this sitting around and figured this would be a good time to bring it out" or something along those lines not "OMG happy happy birthday gurl, lets celebrate with this nice bottle of vodka I went out and bought specifically for you and your fabulous birthday!"

see the difference?
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Originally Posted By CptClean⏩
What do you think 18-19 year old girls like, a 24 year old autist that doesn't know how to act so he starts giggling around with them and acting like a fukking retard or an intelligent successful 24 year old in the oil and gas industry that is different and more accomplished than other guys they meet at frat parties.
This & just bring booze, say, "Hey I brought these along with me, where should I put them?"
Automatically everyone thinks you're chill for bringing booze and it's an easy way to introduce yourself.
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Go ******* worst situation you'll **** up and never see those girls again. Best situation you get laid, win win. Bring a fifth and offer it to the birthday girl but don't make it seem like you're giving it only to her. You're probably gonna get overwhelmed by how many sloots are there so pick one or two and focus on them the whole night. Get a ****in uber/lyft and drink beforehand. The trick to sloots at parties is isolation so bring something to smoke and find the chick that's down, bring her outside, start a conversation and you'll be fine
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post 1442506751 05-16-2016, 05:04 PM
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Uber bra. Not drinking will make things way harder besides ur dink
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Don't lie about your job, just be natural and don't over think things
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
he's saying don't make it out like you went and got a present specifically for her. basically, don't say you got her a present. when you walk in, just say "Hey, I happened to have this sitting around and figured this would be a good time to bring it out" or something along those lines not "OMG happy happy birthday gurl, lets celebrate with this nice bottle of vodka I went out and bought specifically for you and your fabulous birthday!"

see the difference?
Originally Posted By CaseyJamess⏩
This & just bring booze, say, "Hey I brought these along with me, where should I put them?"
Automatically everyone thinks you're chill for bringing booze and it's an easy way to introduce yourself.
Okay that makes sense. If it was a legit friend, I would have brought her a present and given it to her face.

But I guess because it's a stranger, make it seem like i'm a nice chill person for bringing a bottle but not a creep for bringing a present like i've known her for years. Got it lol.

And to think I was initially going to buy her a Chanel perfume or iPad Mini lol... FML, this is why I made this thread!!
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Originally Posted By Anomalism⏩
If this is a srs thread....Don't even go, unless the girl you're tutoring seems like she'd be the GOAT wingwoman, you're going in alone to a party full of kids 6 yrs younger than you, and based off how you needed to make a thread asking for help, you probably aren't the life of any party. You would've had a better chance with the chick on a 1 on 1 date tbh.
I'm good in parties (srs). Like legit I can drink more than anyone, i've travelled more than most, i've been through college and been on socials with bankers and professionals.

The problem is, all my social life, is completely male dominated. I never go out for drinks or socials with girls. I have no problem talking with guys, like genuinely none at all.

It's just that I get NO exposure when talking to girls, and especially not 18-19 year old preppy white starbucks sorority sloots...
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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
Not sure how Greek parties work in Britain, what is the setting going to be like? I assumed lots of mingling, music, and binge drinking.
Lol brah, these are girls who have just finished college and 1st year of uni.

They will be listening to Pop music like One Direction and drinking WKD's.

Yes there will be mingling but wtf do I talk to them about? Soy milk vs skinny frap in Starbucks? The kardashians? I don't know chit about these things...

I think there's a chance i'll end up being an autist in the corner wishing I was at home on the Misc, so it definitely is best if I drink and don't drive, i'll take an Uber most likely.

Or walk. It's 30 mins each way. Is that too much?
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Couple of things brah:

4) Do I really wanna be drunk around a bunch of 18 and 19 year olds?
You should want to get drunk with 18 and 19 year old girls. I would hope so.
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Originally Posted By 1REC⏩
Don't take your dad's Mercedes, for the love of Christ. In all likelihood, no one will even see you get out of the car so it's a useless prop, and it prevents you from being able to get drunk which you of all ppl are going to need to do in order to feel at ease in this situation.

Just get an uber there and back.

As for a bottle, vodka is a safe bet. If you want to arrive with some attitude, bring tequila with some shot glasses (fuk it, you live in your parents' basement, you can burn some bank on a party piece) and somewhere between 10 and 11 pour out half a dozen shots onto a tray and get some girls to sink them with you. Good way of approaching a girl you haven't talked to you yet, and you can tease them if they try to decline for being as chicken as your avatar.
I'm insured on it though brah, so why not? I know they might not see me, but imagine if they do? Like if the party extends into the garden? Also, it's just to raise my test on the drive there more than anything. I'll feel epic walking to the door in a convertible Mercedes than in the back of a Prius driven by a moustached Indian.

I like the Tequila idea, thanks brah. Don't worry about money, it's really not an issue. I live in my mums basement and pay zero bills or rent, so I have plenty to blow on parties.

Any more good ideas you have, please share them, no matter how much they cost. I need to spend more to enjoy my life, at the moment i'm accumulating wealth, but i'm also just rotting
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Originally Posted By BigChief3000⏩
You should want to get drunk with 18 and 19 year old girls. I would hope so.
Lol. Isn't that how you end up on the front cover of Daily Mail? CNN? Fox? Etc
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Lol, in terms of what, money or age? I'm a former IB intern, current grad consultant aged 24. I'll post pics of some of my watches or dad's car tomorrow if you want. We are a normal middle class family, why would I fraud about that?

I am FA autist and live at home in my mum's basement though. Mainly to save money until I can buy a house in cash and because i'm single. I've posted posts/threads about the girl I tutor and her trying to set me up with her friends as well. Check my forum history, i'm 100% legit...

I've only kissed 1 girl in the last 6 months, and the date I took her on was a tour of an Oil refinery. Hence why i'm asking Misc for advice!
Why do you have to wait to post a pic of YOUR watch tomorrow? Isnt it either on your wrist or in your house/safe? Post a pic of the IWC.
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Originally Posted By CptClean⏩
What do you think 18-19 year old girls like, a 24 year old autist that doesn't know how to act so he starts giggling around with them and acting like a fukking retard or an intelligent successful 24 year old in the oil and gas industry that is different and more accomplished than other guys they meet at frat parties.
lol they dgaf if you're in the oil & gas industry they just want have a good time, laugh, and get hammered.
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Originally Posted By Laxbrah34⏩
Go ******* worst situation you'll **** up and never see those girls again. Best situation you get laid, win win. Bring a fifth and offer it to the birthday girl but don't make it seem like you're giving it only to her. You're probably gonna get overwhelmed by how many sloots are there so pick one or two and focus on them the whole night. Get a ****in uber/lyft and drink beforehand. The trick to sloots at parties is isolation so bring something to smoke and find the chick that's down, bring her outside, start a conversation and you'll be fine
Really not going to risk taking herb to a 18-19 year old sloots birthday. Not only can it phuck up my career if police catch me, but legit her dad might be some powerful corporate lawyer or something and ruin my life for trying to make his daughter smoke with me

I don't even smoke myself coz I work in O&G lol, it's legit pointless if I try to smoke with some sloots just to look cool...
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Lol. Isn't that how you end up on the front cover of Daily Mail? CNN? Fox? Etc
Last I checked 18 is legal brah. You are also only 24 thats not even a big difference in the grand scheme of things.
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Why should I lie about my job? That legit seems retarded...
You shouldnt have to lie about your job, you just dont have to be so detailed in your answer. If you say Im an analyst for the blah blah blah downstream sector in Oil and Gas they will all laugh internally at you and will know you are a tool. Just play it cool and say I do some finance stuff in the energy sector. 20 year old girls really dont give an F what your job is unless you are a producer or a musician or something "cool"
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Lol. Isn't that how you end up on the front cover of Daily Mail? CNN? Fox? Etc
I've never seen on the front page of any major news channel "24 year old guy caught drinking with 18 year old college sloots". Brah, you'll be fine.
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Originally Posted By donblaximus⏩
Why do you have to wait to post a pic of YOUR watch tomorrow? Isnt it either on your wrist or in your house/safe? Post a pic of the IWC.
Old picture, but here. If any ******* ever calls me out again, i'm negging them for life (SRS). Will post pics of username next to dad's Mercedes steering wheel with a spoon if you want. But I hope you know that i'm not a fraud on this forum...

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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
lol they dgaf if you're in the oil & gas industry they just want have a good time, laugh, and get hammered.
Originally Posted By donblaximus⏩
You shouldnt have to lie about your job, you just dont have to be so detailed in your answer. If you say Im an analyst for the blah blah blah downstream sector in Oil and Gas they will all laugh internally at you and will know you are a tool. Just play it cool and say I do some finance stuff in the energy sector. 20 year old girls really dont give an F what your job is unless you are a producer or a musician or something "cool"
How would you phrase what I do then? To try and make it sound cool?
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