It just doesnt register in my head why you would post a photo of yourself but a canned photo of the car and watch. Not that its unbelievable but the logic doesnt register. And I am calling you out because in another thread about a rolex you said you were a poverty Armani watch or some other BS brand.

Then you go and post an "old" pic of an IWC when you can just go to your watch winder and snap a real photo on your phone or off your wrist.

Its a nice time piece. I myself have a couple of limited PAMs and an AP ROO so I like a nice piece, but if I were posting pics I would be posting pics of my real time pieces

The problem is you are "trying to make it sound cool"

Didnt you just read what I wrote? 20 year old girls DONT GIVE AN F WHAT YOU DO unless the job is really cool.
If its not cool to them, dont try to make it sound cool.

I own or am an investor in several businesses that are successful. When people ask I tell them Im in sales and real estate. Why the F do I need to try to impress strangers with "What I do for a living" unless its a business function?

My daily wear is a Hugo Boss chrono. I haven't made it big enough to wear the IWC every day. It legit sits in a box in my dad's locked safe until I bring it out for special events. You wanted a quick picture, hence I quickly found an old one on my computer, added some anti-detective lines/writing and posted it.

Like I said if you want spoon pics, i'm happy to provide. Including the Mercedes. But it's nearly 1am here in UK and i'm not waking my dad up to take pictures of a watch lol. He'll go ape chit.

I'm one of the very few genuine posters on this forum...

Got it, so its your dad's IWC. Thanks for the clarification. I do believe he has that car and that watch.

lol this. OP is disconnected from real tea.

No lol. He's got some nice watches, and the car is his yes. His prize possession is a Breitling Navitimer.

That's actually a GOAT watch. Brown leather strap, chrono face and gold rim. It's seriously hnnngggggg.

But the IWC I genuinely bought with my bonus pay when I was a commodities trader

What do you classify as Middle Class? I always thought it was mortgage-free property, savings + stock investments and either good job or retired...

If that is middle class then I grew up in the bottom 1% of poverty

Quit with the lies my friend. Its digging you into a deeper and deeper hole. I know you are socially dumb but you are not logically dumb so lets look at the facts:

1. You claim to have an IWC, now I am not too familiar with the brand but that seems to be maybe a portuguese perpetual calendar. Cant tell if its rose gold or not but lets say its worth minimum $15k.

2. You start a thread about a week ago saying effectively "Should I just say F IT" and buy a Breitling and just go all out not caring about savings? The models you mentioned were in the $10-15k range.

3. If you already had an IWC, why would buying a Breitling be so outrageous? Heres your quote from the other thead
"Btw, i'm legit not even doing any of this to show off on Insta (I don't even have IG); i've honestly been contemplating that there's no point to my life and I may as well just go all out and enjoy it. I'll start small with a Breitling and see if that makes me feel better about life, and if so, i'll slowly add the rest in!"

4. Why would you keep YOUR watch in your dad's safe?

Im open to you proving its yours. Take a pic of the watch, the the safe, with the registration card with your name on it. That should clear things up.

You had me reeled in for a potentially real tea funny party story until I read this. Lol, you took the trolling too far mate.

People don't walk more than 30 mins here in UK, they certainly don't when drunk...

The "big trades" were made when I was working as a Commodities trader for an Oil company.

In IB, I was a capital markets intern. Not quite making coffee, but I didn't make any big trades...

Also read my post previously where I said I have no problem talking to guys. In fact I'm the life of the party when I do. After-work drinks is my favourite part of LIFE!

But I've always worked in male-dominated fields...

The class system in America and UK must be different.

My family is considered Established Middle here. I hate the bitter and wannabe people in Lower middle, they are such try hards. And I respect the working class because they know how to fight, grind and graft!

Welsh autist strikes again

Forget the pot thing, it's the isolation thats key. Once you find a girl you think is into you ask her to sit in the other room with you or something

Wow, didn't know we had sororities in the UK. Thanks OP!

Weird as fukk that you keep using American vernacular that has no relevance here.

Isn't the "other room" quite creepy to ask? Surely it's better to just say that it's hot, would you like to chat outside with a nice breeze?

Tbh my problem isn't going from her being keen to pulling. I don't have confidence... I lack the ability to converse normally without dropping Misc lingo.

Like I use sloots, poverty, inb4, uwotm7+1, etc in IRL conversation. I struggle to go 30 seconds without it. Hence why I feel is read of getting girls to like me, they'll just be bertstaring me and bitching about me when I go home to play video games on the Misc

I've read The Road To Wiggan Pier you aren't fooling me

According to Wikipedia, I'm Elite class. Interesting.

Didn't realise that 60,000 salary is the top 5% of UK earners, that seems ridiculously low.

You make that as a base salary (not including bonus) as an Analyst straight out of uni at Investment Banks...

That is literally the highest paying field you can go into lol...

I make 39,950 + bonus as an O&G consultant. I'll be touching 60 if not more if oil price picks up or my hedging strategies are goat.

I'm 24 brah. And I live at home with 0 costs. Even once I put a house deposit down on a second home, I'll still save money.

It's not difficult to become "Middle Class", especially when you're 40-50+

That outfit looks like you're going to sunday brunch with your grandma srs

Wear something simple like nice jeans and a vneck or some kind of nice fitting shirt

Life isn't all about money my friend and it certainly isn't about class.

Being involved in IB is soul defeating not because of the hours but because what you're doing literally provides no real value, just pushing around made up figures and not actually producing or creating anything.

O&G is pretty horrible as well as it should already be on the way to being replaced if it wasn't for unbelievably greedy oil companies and corrupt governments halting the progress of other forms of energy.

Having a job you can feel good about going to is absolutely priceless, I used to be in O&G as well.

I never understand these threads, how can overplanning for something as mundane as this be a good idea? Whatever you think you'll say/do I can guarantee it won't work out that way..

And were you seriously considering buying a girl you didn't know an iPad? Like you said you have male friends and are confident around them, so surely you're not that far out of touch?

Seriously just get a taxi and get ****ed up, have a few shots beforehand or something..

Ok you are overthinking this...
BTW do you actually have autism or you are just akward with girls? Anyway..
-Wear a button up that fits nicely with some jeans and a cool watch. Don't wear a sweater and khakis to a sloots birthday party lmao.
-Since you say you are an autist (I am assuming you mean socially akward) I would most def not drive because trust me drinking will help you losen up a lot. If this is your first time drinking, don't drink too heavily or else you will make a fool of your self.
-bring some jimmies
-Have fun

Edit: For a gift, just bring some booze.

That's the sort of thing I wear for these occasions brah. Like I'm not really a jeans kind of person.

I own two pairs: Levi's 511 and 514. The 514 are a bit too casual for a formal birthday party, especially a white British middle class sorority sloots one.

The 511 is very "snug" so it will legit look like I'm trying to show off my bulge. That's a good thing in some situations, but in a party of 18-19 year olds with prime youthful glow, I don't wanna be nursing a semi all night and girls bertstaring my crotch...

Wouldn't that be a deposit on a 'first' home? You don't get to count your family and friends collective assets when deciding if, by your own retarded definition, you are 'middle class'.

Op made a thread last year about how to drive on a motorway. (Freeway US). Went on for pages. He ended it with insulting someone who was trying to help him. Autist? Don't know. Total lack of self awareness and common sense, definitely.

Amazingly, most graduates don't go into IB. Even more amazingly, most kids don't go to university in the first place.

Have you got, like, literally zero real world smarts?

OP, you're upper middle class.

There are no sororities in the UK.

LOL bruh how was it ?

did you swiftly leave the party to smash noobs (instead of sloots) in cs go?