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Thread: For $1K per pump (after taxes), would you take a dink in butt? How many times?

post 1442728091 05-17-2016, 06:56 PM
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For $1K per pump (after taxes), would you take a dink in butt? How many times?

Nobody would ever know.

Edit: 100% disease free dinks.
post 1442728441 05-17-2016, 06:58 PM
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I'd love to OP but i don't have that kind of money.
post 1442728681 05-17-2016, 06:59 PM
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Id do that for free
post 1442728731 05-17-2016, 06:59 PM
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thats a little too much bruh, i usually pay them less































wait wot
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post 1442728791 05-17-2016, 06:59 PM
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Prostitute > Stem > Computer science > Trades
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post 1442728971 05-17-2016, 07:00 PM
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looks like id be earning 40k a monthfor the rest of my life
post 1442728991 05-17-2016, 07:00 PM
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For how long and are they disease free?
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post 1442729191 05-17-2016, 07:02 PM
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I'm already 100k richer, nice
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post 1442729271 05-17-2016, 07:02 PM
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10k a day CEO checking in
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post 1442729451 05-17-2016, 07:03 PM
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Id let the entire Dothraki army and their horses rape my angus.
post 1442729501 05-17-2016, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted By sices⏩
Prostitute > Stem > Computer science > Trades
lmao
post 1442729581 05-17-2016, 07:03 PM
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Easily

especially if ladyboy
post 1442729661 05-17-2016, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Masterbetaa⏩
10k a day CEO checking in
10 dinks a day for 50 days straight and you got 500k to invest. It's too bad this isn't a thing.
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post 1442729681 05-17-2016, 07:04 PM
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If disease free, no one would ever find out, and I don't get injured, you'd be a fool not to do it at least 100,000 times.
post 1442730021 05-17-2016, 07:05 PM
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post 1442730371 05-17-2016, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
I'd be a millionaire with a limp.
Pretty much this.
post 1442730611 05-17-2016, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Thekittenking⏩
For how long and are they disease free?
You choose for how long. 100% disease free (not even a cold).
post 1442730671 05-17-2016, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Bruvs⏩
I'd love to OP but i don't have that kind of money.
Originally Posted By foshizzle57⏩
Id do that for free
Originally Posted By TR88⏩
thats a little too much bruh, i usually pay them less

wait wot
ya'll are gay
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post 1442731011 05-17-2016, 07:11 PM
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By providing this is after taxes, you are insinuating that we would have to file this somehow. So we looking at W4's? Do I get paid mileage to arrive onsite? What would this look like on a tax form?
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post 1442731091 05-17-2016, 07:12 PM
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with enough poppers and blow id make myself a billionaire.
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post 1442731681 05-17-2016, 07:15 PM
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I'd let Ramsay Bolton shove wreaks schlong up me 100 times

Come and see
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post 1442731701 05-17-2016, 07:15 PM
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We just gonna pretend like we all aren't looking like Bonnie Rotten after this?
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post 1442732481 05-17-2016, 07:19 PM
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Is there a way to streamline this? Like is it only whenever the opportunity arises or could I binge on dink? If I could binge on dink then I'd just get it all over with in a 72 hour dinkathon and then never have to work again if I invest right.
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post 1442733461 05-17-2016, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By disphugginflip⏩
Id let the entire Dothraki army and their horses rape my angus.
Dont forget the bloodriders
post 1442733481 05-17-2016, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By mkpat⏩
By providing this is after taxes, you are insinuating that we would have to file this somehow. So we looking at W4's? Do I get paid mileage to arrive onsite? What would this look like on a tax form?
They pay you an amount that equals $1K per pump after taxes. 1099 income from Mirin Gains Enterprises Inc.
post 1442733541 05-17-2016, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Thekittenking⏩
10 dinks a day for 50 days straight and you got 500k to invest. It's too bad this isn't a thing.
easy money, I get ****ed in the ass Monday to Friday for 45k a year
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post 1442733631 05-17-2016, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Thekittenking⏩
Is there a way to streamline this? Like is it only whenever the opportunity arises or could I binge on dink? If I could binge on dink then I'd just get it all over with in a 72 hour dinkathon and then never have to work again if I invest right.
You make your own hours.
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Originally Posted By hermanmunster2⏩
Nobody would ever know.

Edit: 100% disease free dinks.
This is why I misc
post 1442736191 05-17-2016, 07:38 PM
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Would just friend up one of you many *******s millionaires in this thread and live life as a passenger in your nice cars and stay in the guest house nailing sloots and doing blow. Maybe a few push ups once a week.
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what is the policy regarding reach-arounds?
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