Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » Experienced first squiter last night. Petite Puerto Rican wit huge teds (pic)
  1. Results 31 to 60 of 105
  2. Page 2 of 4
  3. First
  5. 1
  6. 2
  7. 3
  8. 4
  10. Last

Thread: Experienced first squiter last night. Petite Puerto Rican wit huge teds (pic)

post 1442807611 05-18-2016, 07:18 AM
-
#31
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Age: 46
  5. Posts: 2,663
  6. Rep Power: 15419
yes, I got peed on by the latino baba booey. still no fukcs given.

after about 5 drinks in low light she was pretty decent looking.
post 1442807911 05-18-2016, 07:19 AM
-
#32
  1. mTOR
  2. Registered User
  1. mTOR
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2010
  4. Posts: 3,293
  5. Rep Power: 4394
Originally Posted By amenccm⏩
you just got pissed on by a latino dude
hahahhahaaah
post 1442808351 05-18-2016, 07:22 AM
-
#33
  1. SugarFree1
  2. Registered User
  1. SugarFree1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2011
  4. Location: Douglassville, Pennsylvania, United States
  5. Posts: 4,510
  6. Rep Power: 11817
Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
Anyways, smashing this lil sloot on the couch and she starts getting loud. She pulls back and me out of her and boom. Squirted all over the dam place. At this point I am still processing wtf just happened. It turns out with a little klit play she can do this over and over. I let her suck her juices from my fingers and off my dink each time this happened. So, I am running out of towels and say lets just fukc in the shower. She squirts 3 more times in the shower before getting on her knees and taking my baby juice all over her face.

There is no way I could ever date a chick that does this all the time, last night it was interdasting but this morning I am only thinking of all the laundry I have to do now.
Haha Im dating a squirter now. Does tend to be a mess along with she is very loud. So loud that my two dogs start howling and barking the entire time were going at it. Got to the point were if my kids were home and asleep upstairs, id lock the dogs up on the 2nd floor and we would go down to my theater room in the basement that is partially sound proofed. Was exciting at first but does get old after awhile
Disabled Combat Veteran (11B)
My Home Gym Thread: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=160414931
post 1442809091 05-18-2016, 07:27 AM
-
#34
  1. DicedPineapples
  2. Registered User
  1. DicedPineapples
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Location: Flushing, New York, United States
  5. Age: 34
  6. Posts: 5,096
  7. Rep Power: 16021
Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
Still waiting for Huge teds


Bisch looks like Baba Booey in a wig
Liverpool FC – YNWA
New York City FC
post 1442809671 05-18-2016, 07:31 AM
-
#35
  1. devin45k
  2. Segabrah
  1. devin45k
  2. Segabrah
  3. Join Date: Mar 2007
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 32,255
  6. Rep Power: 213481
I think that "squirt" was his diarrhea
NDSU Crew
Kansas City Royals Crew
Winnipeg Blue Bombers Crew
Over the Top is the GOAT Movie Crew
HTC 4 life brother!!!

"If you don't have skid marks on your underwear after a leg workout, then you aren't training hard enough" - Big Lenny
post 1442816951 05-18-2016, 08:21 AM
-
#36
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Age: 46
  5. Posts: 2,663
  6. Rep Power: 15419
So the consensus with my coworkers is that it was indeed urine. Still the thought of making a bish come so hard she pees herself is okay in my book. Going to invest in some of those big plastic sheets painters put on the floor to catch splatter.
post 1442818251 05-18-2016, 08:33 AM
-
#37
  1. CostaDelSalford
  2. Message Board King
  1. CostaDelSalford
  2. Message Board King
  3. Join Date: Oct 2014
  4. Location: Manchester, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Age: 37
  6. Posts: 4,691
  7. Rep Power: 3230
This happened
Sound Killer, Codename Dexter
post 1442819441 05-18-2016, 08:40 AM
-
#38
  1. zknarc
  2. Registered User
  1. zknarc
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2016
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 16,421
  6. Rep Power: 44912
Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
So the consensus with my coworkers is that it was indeed urine. Still the thought of making a bish come so hard she pees herself is okay in my book. Going to invest in some of those big plastic sheets painters put on the floor to catch splatter.
Not really the best source lol
If you can't handle me when I'm incel, you don't deserve me when I'm chad
post 1442819611 05-18-2016, 08:41 AM
-
#39
  1. PimpMasterC
  2. Banned
  1. PimpMasterC
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Apr 2013
  4. Location: Norway
  5. Age: 31
  6. Posts: 6,984
  7. Rep Power: 0
dats pissening
post 1442819871 05-18-2016, 08:43 AM
-
#40
  1. HateManlets
  2. Banned
  1. HateManlets
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Feb 2016
  4. Age: 42
  5. Posts: 121
  6. Rep Power: 0
Great. A PR girl pissed all over you. Well done....
post 1442820191 05-18-2016, 08:45 AM
-
#41
  1. MareeWanna
  2. FOR MEDICAL USE ONLY
  1. MareeWanna
  2. FOR MEDICAL USE ONLY
  3. Join Date: Feb 2010
  4. Location: Green, Greener, Greenest, Greenland
  5. Posts: 29,918
  6. Rep Power: 31403
Congrats, you banged a hoodrat from 1985.

FUKKING LMAO
#1 Warriors Hater
2015-2016 Golden State Warriors *Biggest Chokers Of All Time*
We Are One Against The Warriors

Cubs Fan since the 7th Inning of Game 7
Go Cubs Go
post 1442820581 05-18-2016, 08:47 AM
-
#42
  1. FMCMuscle
  2. That was super heavy..
  1. FMCMuscle
  2. That was super heavy..
  3. Join Date: Nov 2007
  4. Location: Maryland, United States
  5. Age: 34
  6. Posts: 3,287
  7. Rep Power: 4616
Originally Posted By SugarFree1⏩
Haha Im dating a squirter now. Does tend to be a mess along with she is very loud. So loud that my two dogs start howling and barking the entire time were going at it. Got to the point were if my kids were home and asleep upstairs, id lock the dogs up on the 2nd floor and we would go down to my theater room in the basement that is partially sound proofed. Was exciting at first but does get old after awhile
You are dating a woman who pisses on you because it feels good

http://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-w...t-it-s-made-of
Stop WKing
Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal
post 1442820831 05-18-2016, 08:49 AM
-
#43
  1. EnforcerOTF
  2. Registered User
  1. EnforcerOTF
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2007
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 38
  6. Posts: 12,647
  7. Rep Power: 94939
Originally Posted By MareeWanna⏩
Congrats, you banged a hoodrat from 1985.

FUKKING LMAO
crying lmao
post 1442821021 05-18-2016, 08:50 AM
-
#44
  1. SugarFree1
  2. Registered User
  1. SugarFree1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2011
  4. Location: Douglassville, Pennsylvania, United States
  5. Posts: 4,510
  6. Rep Power: 11817
Originally Posted By FMCMuscle⏩
You are dating a woman who pisses on you because it feels good

http://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-w...at-it-smade-of
::shrugs:: wild great sex about sums it up. Could care less what it is
Disabled Combat Veteran (11B)
My Home Gym Thread: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=160414931
post 1442821531 05-18-2016, 08:53 AM
-
#45
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Age: 46
  5. Posts: 2,663
  6. Rep Power: 15419
Originally Posted By SugarFree1⏩
::shrugs:: wild great sex about sums it up. Could care less what it is
^This

lulz at getting judged by strangers on da interwebs who would suck their own dikc if they could.
post 1442821631 05-18-2016, 08:53 AM
-
#46
  1. nvrstopworking
  2. brb bulk-utting!
  1. nvrstopworking
  2. brb bulk-utting!
  3. Join Date: Dec 2010
  4. Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
  5. Posts: 34,961
  6. Rep Power: 88658
If a chick stained my couch like that I'd be irate.
post 1442823641 05-18-2016, 09:08 AM
-
#47
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Age: 46
  5. Posts: 2,663
  6. Rep Power: 15419
Originally Posted By nvrstopworking⏩
If a chick stained my couch like that I'd be irate.
I keep a "cover" and usually a blanket on the couch since my pupper thinks it's his bed. No worries, just wash the cover and the blanket.
post 1442824831 05-18-2016, 09:15 AM
-
#48
  1. nvrstopworking
  2. brb bulk-utting!
  1. nvrstopworking
  2. brb bulk-utting!
  3. Join Date: Dec 2010
  4. Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
  5. Posts: 34,961
  6. Rep Power: 88658
Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
I keep a "cover" and usually a blanket on the couch since my pupper thinks it's his bed. No worries, just wash the cover and the blanket.
Clever boy. Thank God for that.
post 1442825381 05-18-2016, 09:19 AM
-
#49
  1. Retoaded
  2. He/Him
  1. Retoaded
  2. He/Him
  3. Join Date: Dec 2011
  4. Posts: 50,517
  5. Rep Power: 650393
Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
Still waiting for Huge teds


Bisch looks like Baba Booey in a wig
fla fla flo hi ma ma monkey
post 1442825831 05-18-2016, 09:23 AM
-
#50
  1. AtomicVeggie
  2. Registered User
  1. AtomicVeggie
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 35
  6. Posts: 7,173
  7. Rep Power: 40380
Looks bad Todd
******Misc Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu crew******

Rawdog Crew

Neg bitter/self-hating FA threads/posts on sight

3x mod neg survivor
post 1442826301 05-18-2016, 09:26 AM
-
#51
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Age: 46
  5. Posts: 2,663
  6. Rep Power: 15419
Looks like she wants to fukc again later. I will try and get a better picture tonight.



Ayyy, Come see Dimitri
post 1442826481 05-18-2016, 09:27 AM
-
#52
  1. Iceman1800
  2. Banned
  1. Iceman1800
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jul 2003
  4. Location: Under your bed, Swaziland
  5. Posts: 39,252
  6. Rep Power: 0
Gjdm on keeping that phone charged
post 1442828551 05-18-2016, 09:39 AM
-
#53
  1. tubeman
  2. ##Registered User Crew##
  1. tubeman
  2. ##Registered User Crew##
  3. Join Date: Dec 2007
  4. Location: Texas, United States
  5. Age: 47
  6. Posts: 6,604
  7. Rep Power: 10277
When you're done go see Dimity for those 2015 models, he seems like a stand up guy.
***Official Coffee Crew***
*Misc Cologne Crew*

Repz Owed:
post 1442829261 05-18-2016, 09:43 AM
-
#54
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  1. GirthKwake
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Age: 46
  5. Posts: 2,663
  6. Rep Power: 15419
Originally Posted By tubeman⏩
When you're done go see Dimity for those 2015 models, he seems like a stand up guy.
fukcing lol

I use an app called TextNow, I get a free local number and as many texts as I want to send. Best part is I never have to give any of these hoodrat sloots my real number.
post 1442829351 05-18-2016, 09:44 AM
-
#55
  1. Rdubbb
  2. Registered User
  1. Rdubbb
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2015
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 1,776
  6. Rep Power: 2225
gorjus mane

post 1442829841 05-18-2016, 09:46 AM
-
#56
  1. Gnocchi
  2. Safety ALWAYS Off
  1. Gnocchi
  2. Safety ALWAYS Off
  3. Join Date: Jun 2014
  4. Location: Florida, United States
  5. Posts: 4,284
  6. Rep Power: 33965
Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
Still waiting for Huge teds


Bisch looks like Baba Booey in a wig
C.R.E.A.M.
Islanders/Yankees
Stern Crew
post 1442830121 05-18-2016, 09:48 AM
-
#57
  1. YeBrah
  2. Registered Brah
  1. YeBrah
  2. Registered Brah
  3. Join Date: Apr 2016
  4. Location: New Jersey, United States
  5. Age: 30
  6. Posts: 1,239
  7. Rep Power: 4828
OP what other watersports do you compete in
post 1442830311 05-18-2016, 09:49 AM
-
#58
  1. Gnocchi
  2. Safety ALWAYS Off
  1. Gnocchi
  2. Safety ALWAYS Off
  3. Join Date: Jun 2014
  4. Location: Florida, United States
  5. Posts: 4,284
  6. Rep Power: 33965
Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
fla fla flo hi ma ma monkey
ta ta toothey.
C.R.E.A.M.
Islanders/Yankees
Stern Crew
post 1442830341 05-18-2016, 09:49 AM
-
#59
  1. stealpulse
  2. Wat?!
  1. stealpulse
  2. Wat?!
  3. Join Date: Jan 2010
  4. Posts: 2,000
  5. Rep Power: 3531
Feed that creature OP she has dat dere malnutrition distended belly happening.
Thick. Solid. Tight.
post 1442830571 05-18-2016, 09:51 AM
-
#60
  1. Gnocchi
  2. Safety ALWAYS Off
  1. Gnocchi
  2. Safety ALWAYS Off
  3. Join Date: Jun 2014
  4. Location: Florida, United States
  5. Posts: 4,284
  6. Rep Power: 33965
[QUOTE=GirthKwake post_id=1442826301]Looks like she wants to fukc again later. I will try and get a better picture tonight.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/hmLhhxY.p

Ayyy, Come see Dimitri[/QUOTE]It's spelled properly literally right above you...yet you still spell Dimitry wrong...

Dumb. Just so phucking dumb.
C.R.E.A.M.
Islanders/Yankees
Stern Crew
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts