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Thread: Experienced first squiter last night. Petite Puerto Rican wit huge teds (pic)

post 1442830961 05-18-2016, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Gnocchi⏩
It's spelled properly literally right above you...yet you still spell Dimitry wrong...

Dumb. Just so phucking dumb.
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post 1442831001 05-18-2016, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
I was never really sure, but the bish did it like 7 times. I am convinced it's not pee, unless she has a huge fuking bladder.
If there is a large volume of fluid then there has to be a large resevior to hold it. Is it seriously plausible that in all the human disections ever done in thousands of years, all the CT scans ans MRI's performed, that this large piece of human anatomy is just now being discovered?

I got some bad news Golden Shower Boy.
post 1442833511 05-18-2016, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By JediRN⏩
If there is a large volume of fluid then there has to be a large resevior to hold it. Is it seriously plausible that in all the human disections ever done in thousands of years, all the CT scans ans MRI's performed, that this large piece of human anatomy is just now being discovered?

I got some bad news Golden Shower Boy.
As long as it doesn't end up in my mouth or all over, who the fukc cares. Doing something right if I can make the bish come like 10+ times and so hard she can't control herself.
post 1442837941 05-18-2016, 10:33 AM
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OP, FYI...

Having this dude:



piss on you OP does not make him a squirter...it makes you someone that likes to receive[color=gold]golden[color]showers.
post 1442838791 05-18-2016, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted By JediRN⏩
If there is a large volume of fluid then there has to be a large resevior to hold it. Is it seriously plausible that in all the human disections ever done in thousands of years, all the CT scans ans MRI's performed, that this large piece of human anatomy is just now being discovered?

I got some bad news Golden Shower Boy.
Lmao'ed so hard....
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post 1442840081 05-18-2016, 10:47 AM
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post 1442842651 05-18-2016, 11:02 AM
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I am really having a hard time keeping a straight face at my desk today from some of the responses. The lulz are strong with you aspies.

But, really. I was 100% honest in this thread. Delivered pics. Working on getting better pics tonight. And you *******s wanna call me out? So fukcing what if the bish isn't a HBB. She's def not dude. And was freaky enough to suck her "pee" off of my fingers / dink.

Not trying to wife her, just having some fun. Would you people prefer I post sad depressing chit about my aesthetics, not having a GF, being a FA or cry about my oneits like an autist.
post 1442843681 05-18-2016, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
I am really having a hard time keeping a straight face at my desk today from some of the responses. The lulz are strong with you aspies.

But, really. I was 100% honest in this thread. Delivered pics. Working on getting better pics tonight. And you *******s wanna call me out? So fukcing what if the bish isn't a HBB. She's def not dude. And was freaky enough to suck her "pee" off of my fingers / dink.

Not trying to wife her, just having some fun. Would you people prefer I post sad depressing chit about my aesthetics, not having a GF, being a FA or cry about my oneits like an autist.
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post 1442843861 05-18-2016, 11:09 AM
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I never seen a squirter that also doesnt take it in the arse. I think they just like sex more. There always freaks
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post 1442843871 05-18-2016, 11:09 AM
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post 1442843901 05-18-2016, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
I am really having a hard time keeping a straight face at my desk today from some of the responses. The lulz are strong with you aspies.

But, really. I was 100% honest in this thread. Delivered pics. Working on getting better pics tonight. And you *******s wanna call me out? So fukcing what if the bish isn't a HBB. She's def not dude. And was freaky enough to suck her "pee" off of my fingers / dink.

Not trying to wife her, just having some fun. Would you people prefer I post sad depressing chit about my aesthetics, not having a GF, being a FA or cry about my oneits like an autist.
"like an autist"
post 1442844271 05-18-2016, 11:11 AM
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I would do it as well OP.

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post 1442844811 05-18-2016, 11:14 AM
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OP you should invest in an incontinence mat. You can buy one about 1x1.5m, literally soaks up litres of fluid and you can wash them about 200x.

https://m.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/...d_the_mess_we/
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post 1442845031 05-18-2016, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
OP you should invest in an incontinence mat. You can buy one about 1x1.5m, literally soaks up litres of fluid and you can wash them about 200x.

https://m.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/...d_the_mess_we/
ROCK HARD after reading that...

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post 1442845141 05-18-2016, 11:16 AM
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OP you should invest in an incontinence mat. You can buy one about 1x1.5m, literally soaks up litres of fluid and you can wash them about 200x.

Paste this into Google:

Reddit my perfect solution for squirters and the mess we make

I use one and it's a laundry saver.
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post 1442845861 05-18-2016, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
Still waiting for Huge teds


Bisch looks like Baba Booey in a wig
Lost it
post 1442847911 05-18-2016, 11:32 AM
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OP you should invest in an incontinence mat. You can buy one about 1x1.5m, literally soaks up litres of fluid and you can wash them about 200x.

Paste this into Google:

Reddit my perfect solution for squirters and the mess we make

I use one (with squirters, lol) and it's a laundry saver.
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post 1442848391 05-18-2016, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
OP you should invest in an incontinence mat. You can buy one about 1x1.5m, literally soaks up litres of fluid and you can wash them about 200x.

Paste this into Google:

Reddit my perfect solution for squirters and the mess we make

I use one (with squirters, lol) and it's a laundry saver.
I still have "piddle pads" from when my dog was a little pupper. Wonder what she would say if I lay them down? Maybe some newspaper?
post 1442850411 05-18-2016, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
I am really having a hard time keeping a straight face at my desk today from some of the responses. The lulz are strong with you aspies.

But, really. I was 100% honest in this thread. Delivered pics. Working on getting better pics tonight. And you *******s wanna call me out? So fukcing what if the bish isn't a HBB. She's def not dude. And was freaky enough to suck her "pee" off of my fingers / dink.

Not trying to wife her, just having some fun. Would you people prefer I post sad depressing chit about my aesthetics, not having a GF, being a FA or cry about my oneits like an autist.
does she/he bleach his butthole?

need to know for research purposes
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
Looks like she wants to fukc again later. I will try and get a better picture tonight.



Ayyy, Come see Dimitri
did you cum see dimitry?
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post 1442850861 05-18-2016, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Chelbull⏩
does she/he bleach his butthole?

need to know for research purposes
she/he's Puerto rican.... so its probably a wet rat
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post 1442851561 05-18-2016, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
I still have "piddle pads" from when my dog was a little pupper. Wonder what she would say if I lay them down? Maybe some newspaper?
Lol, it just looks and feels like a white blanket, except for the side that faces the bed. It's exactly the same as laying a towel down except it has 50x the absorbancy. I don't think a girl will get all strung up on it, in fact she might appreciate the fact that she can squirt as much as she wants without worrying about your sheets.
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Butthole was slightly darker than skin color
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Hate to break it to you OP, but that's a man.jpg.
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Originally Posted By Zainius⏩
Hate to break it to you OP, but that's a man.jpg.
Ha, she is def no HBB but I know for a fact she is not and has not ever been a man. I could feel my penor hitting her ovaries last night.
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
Ha, she is def no HBB but I know for a fact she is not and has not ever been a man. I could feel my penor hitting her ovaries last night.
If you could feel anything inside her "vajine" odds are it was stitching from his inverted penor operation. Post Op golden shower lol, reminds me of college.
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would rather come inside Dimitry, and I'm not even Russia
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Originally Posted By WeAreTheRomans⏩
would rather come inside Dimitry, and I'm not even Russia
In Soviet Russia Dimitri comes in you
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
I was never really sure, but the bish did it like 7 times. I am convinced it's not pee, unless she has a huge fuking bladder.
first of all: u have aids now.. that chick is a total mess.


2nd: If it's not pee (huge bladder), then where is this fluid stored? do you really think there is some other huge (bigger than a bladder) area that squirters have all this fluid?????
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Originally Posted By Darkhare⏩
first of all: u have aids now.. that chick is a total mess.


2nd: If it's not pee (huge bladder), then where is this fluid stored? do you really think there is some other huge (bigger than a bladder) area that squirters have all this fluid?????
You can't get AIDS from urine... Also, always keep it wrapped...

and IDK, fukc I guess it's pee. Still, zero fukcs given.
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