Is that the correct term for it? Fair enough if so. I thought I was Established Middle.

And you know what I mean lol. All their dad's are rich retired bankers, corporate lawyers and insurance brokers. These girls have never had a part-time job in their life and they are all blonde and drink Starbucks 4x a week. Went to private school and live in a 10-15 bedroom house with garden.

Maybe they aren't part of a "sorority", but they are typical sorority sloots...

Party is on Saturday night brah, today is Tuesday lol...

Maybe not from Bolton mate, but a large percentage of kids who complete school go on to uni.

Also, not sure if srs. By 35, I'll be on ATLEAST half a million British Sterling per year with 10 years experience in IB or Consultancy.

Do you think someone with zero real world smarts could achieve that???

I see you have conveniently ignored my call out post. Reply and either admit to your lies or show proof through logic it's your watch.

Currently in work. Waiting to get home to post spoon pics

Spoon pics with registration card and name is only one part.
I also need your logic on the IWC vs Breitling (other thread) thought process as well.

'Established middle class'

Lives with mum

Still waiting man

ITT: OP is a compulsive liar.

Lol..OP has been called out many times on potential frauding by don and multiple people only to avoid said call outs and take over 24 hours to get home from work and post spoon pics? Strong..neg train inbound...maybe..

trying to hard/10


no youthful glow for you m8

I don't normally respond to this crap since you're ALL a bunch of fake e-stating internet losers, but here's my proof to show that i'm the only GENUINE miscers on this forum (and I expect you to rep me every 8 days for the rest of your life for doing so)...

Dad's safe:



4 iPhone 6's (3 plus the one I took a picture with), 5000 or $7500 cash (my weekly withdrawal limit; i'll take out another $7500 from the cash point and post a pic next week to show you the "worth" of a $15,000 IWC in my hand) and the Mercedes Keys to an SL63:



Spoon pic of Mercedes Steering Wheel:




I should neg you all for even daring to call me out, but I cba. I hope to see your apologies with a green in my CP.

Also, I intentionally posted just these pics and not the watches.

@donblaximus - I'll let you use your best judgement call to determine if I really do own an IWC that I paid for using my wages as a former Commodities Trader or if I was "frauding"... TomCruiseLaughing.gif

Did you have to empty your saving's account to post all that money brah?

Lol, this is the kind of attire I wear most weekends brah. Regardless of if i'm going to a party or not. Maybe less smart, so I think for a party it's perfect!

Plus, the girls will be private school sorority sloots with 10-bedroom houses. They will genuinely look down upon a guy who turns up in jeans and a t-shirt. Even if it's nice and tightly fitted.

Think of the place i'm going to for the party as the house in which the housewives and daughters of the females in the Hamptons live in (SRS)

If that's the case you need to get off the misc and start fukking some girls.

My uncle's are Director's of Oil companies.

My dad owned a business and has done well in real estate.

I'm a former IB intern, commodities trader, and current consultant with no debt, no costs, and have been saving 85-95% of my post-tax salary living at home, saving up to buy a house in Central London for my 25th birthday.

Do I look like I emptied my bank account to post a picture of a mere 5000? That wasONEATM transaction in which I withdrew my weekly limit...

From now, i'm negging all hater comments. ESPECIALLY since I posted proof.

What do you mean by that brah?

OP the problem with taking advice from the misc is that most miscers are knuckle dragging poor peasants.

Tho you were out of touch with reality with buying a girl you don't know an ipad and perfume.

Don't bring pot due to risk to career and the fact that you can't hide the smell even if you somehow managed to do it in a room with a girl. Only way is to take the girl out the back in the garden or smth and that'd be weird for an upper class sorority sloot.

Bringing alcohol for the birthday girl is a good idea and that'll get everyone tipsy and have a good time

What you posted as dress attire is fine. It will fit right in with these sloots. It sounds like you should do S&P crew for this party.

The problem is you gotta stop saying misc lingo IRL. Legit I think you will be bored cause these sloots will be to dumb to understand the lingo and sloots that young are generally dumb as chit and guys are way more entertaining to talk to. They will laugh at the dumbest chit possible, so just be goofy and confident and don't lie about your job. They will be impressed that you're making it.

Thanks for a genuine and serious response man, I will take all of it on board. Have repped you.

I sort of figured that out about the sloots and the kind of "interests" they have. Any conversation topics you recommend? I really don't wanna alk about kardashians and starbucks and incestious cheating at uni because I don't know chit about any of them.

I'm honestly struggling to think of what to talk to these sloots about... :/

Literally everyone in this thread knows what "type" of girls I'm talking about, stop being such a hater... And actually start giving some genuine advice.

Is this a srs suggestion lol?

Not sure why the misc insists on wearing that gay conservative chit that makes them look like Mr. Rogers. It's detrimental if your goal is to get laid. You want to bring a bit more "douchey", if hole is the goal.

Play the man; not the cards.

My audience isn't student club sloots, it's private school sorority sloots...

I also believe that you are legitimately autistic never seen someone reply to posts in such an odd way. GL brah you will be much happier once you realize life isn't about money not even a little bit.

Can always just give them sloots chit about watching that mind numbing crap. They will be shocked at first, but will soon start miring.Eh, club sloots and sorority sloots are still just sloots at end of day. Same chit applies to all teh sloots at the primal level lol

u foookin wot m8??????????????????

I think he's saying..not even a million dollar watch, yacht with helicopter pad is going to help thus autistic fuk...I don't own a watch, cell phones have the time on it...I feel bad for you sorry *******s, but not really, makes it easy for me

Lol..your audience is going to laugh when you drive up in your dad's car, Mr Rodgers outfit, fancy watch, no social skills...got damn

Hung around with this lot during undergrad (UK uni - all public sch mates from Eton, Kings Canterbury, Tonbridge etc) - I'd say outfit is perfect brah. Doesn't look like you're trying too hard, works for both casual and semi-formal settings. DK if your face is aesthetic, but unlike what the rest of misc believes, dressing the part is 90% of the work in high society circles.

Don't stress the profession thing too much, SRS. just say IB intern if pressed. They don't care b/c they already know 10 other ibankers, and they'll be satisfied alone that you're a grad. Also, chicks at these parties implicitly assume anyone attending is at their social caliber. They're not there to fact check.

Gifts situation is the same as what you'd casually give to a mate - bottle of Belve, Champers or Gold to Blue label. Obviously if you bring some chav rubbish like Goose, god help you.

90% chance someone will have pot or blow in their purse. Unless you're a regular, avoid unless you want to sequester yourself away with said chick and get blacklisted from every function in the future. Don't worry about conversation. Sounds counter-intuitive, but if you stay relatively chill and don't fire off nervous questions, they will lead the convo. Every girl I know from King's etc. is very well brought up and confident - they're not rude, unworldly sorostitute chicks the misc has to deal with in American unis. Most of them are treated like gold by their male friends = non-****ty attitudes, don't expect you to entertain them. Most of them have travelled to the same cities you have, Ibiza, Ios, Amsterdam, Koh Phangan etc. and by virtue of that, have a chit-ton of conversation topics ready. Just be ready to chime in with your own experiences. The party will be closer to attending banker/law socials than you think. Only difference is you are more experienced than these chicks. Offer advice about travel destinations. If I hadn't been to x location, I'd say I did anyway. If asked if I went to x party or x location, I'd say nah, went to x instead (generic travel activity like skydiving - look it up activities if you want), you missed out. etc. etc. etc. "X is amazing, You should def go and do x" etc etc etc. Falling back on your experiences and not relying on gimmicky chat up lines is what works.

Also, I promise at some point after they've finished in the pool or whatever chit, you will end up playing king's cup or another drinking game. Chicks love this chit and it's very easy to befriend and get close to people this way. 1) Takes pressure/focus off you 2) allows you to frame the convo around the current setting and usually develop 1-2 inside jokes in the process. Just bring a deck of cards, put it on the table. Even if the cards go unused, you'll probably be shooting pool, spin the bottle or god knows what.

i remember the first time I went to one of these parties, we rented out an entire presidential suite in Macau. still mates with most of the people from that weekend, i only knew 2 when I arrived. Everyone is v. friendly, don't worry too much, srs. Just remember how you act around your ib mates. you're not acting you're on the same level, you ARE on the same level.

It's all your parents giving you things..who cares you autistic ****tard