"I work hard but I party harder"

" Another day another dollar"

" Livin' for the weekend!"

" Another day mayne; you know what it is" (black ppl love this)

" You can tell it's a Monday! LOL!"

" I'm ready for retirement I tell you what lol" (working class white ppl love this)

Sometimes I feel like if the government just nuked all the people stuck in the rat race it'd be for their own good

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" You can tell it's a Monday! LOL!"

I deffo say this

Dude, what in the actual fck? I'm done with you for being like omg so judgmental. You're a real gem, you know that bro? and by bro i mean you could never be my bro unless you have hella cash m8. i'm so legit on so many levels you can't even touch me. welp, gotta blast boyo. have a good one.

I have never said that nor do I know any black people who say that.

the funny thing is its mostly white people I hear say that in a piss poor attempt to be "hip" or "cool"

You just know he said irregardless once, got called out for it, and is now terrified that he'll make the same sort of mistake again

every single black person I've ever known say this twice a day srs

"livin the dream"

nice try but no, I just hear many people say it in arguments

I don't make these types of mistakes

YOLO Bro

bro, what in the actual fuk? like omg, you sound like a bish on so many levels

have a good one

when it's good weather

"Think I'm starting to get sick my head out early LOL!"

"You only live once"

"Don't **** me on this jeremy!! (nvm thats just my dad that says that)"

"Hey Josh we gonna turn up tonight LOL?"

"It'ssssss HUMP DAY hahaha"

When i'm at the cashier buying oreos and koolaid

"Looks like someone is hungry LOL"

me: shut the phuck up Brenda! Didn't ask for your opinion

YOLO while getting drunk in the weekend and being a pussy the rest of the week

"jobsr4slops"

Really hate that one.

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Another day another dollar haha

it is wut it is

"Happy wife, happy life!"

'Any hole is a goal'

'Id phuck that'

"How was your weekend?" As if it matters that it was the weekend. Play and work everyday crew.

So basically, people who make use of small-talk are negged in this thread...

Strong autism goals 2016 underway!!!

Funday Monday!

a black persons favorite :

"this **** is lit fam"

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

"Yo bro let's collab"

The worst (especially in the military) - "Another day in paradise"

"I want to move to the XXXXXXXXX area"

"you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying""you know what i'm saying"


YES TYRONE WE KNOW WHAT THE FUK YOU ARE SAYING

Yea another day in paradise gets my vote.