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Thread: I will say your lines to Tinder matches (2500 matches)

post 1444734143 05-29-2016, 12:45 AM
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[QUOTE=WagerKing post_id=1444713593][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TNIL0XZ

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o lawd[/QUOTE]Hahahaha oh lawdy


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post 1444735813 05-29-2016, 01:07 AM
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"suck me beautiful" lol
post 1444736723 05-29-2016, 01:17 AM
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'you keep it classy, but i like to whore it up a notch, how much will you pay me to suck the soul out of you till you spray your love juice all over my face?'
post 1444737153 05-29-2016, 01:23 AM
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OP can say anything to these bimbos and get a response. Mine turn when will it be?
post 1444739833 05-29-2016, 01:59 AM
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where u at OP wanna see these chicks rustled
post 1444741403 05-29-2016, 02:30 AM
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post 1444769033 05-29-2016, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By hairydinkbrah⏩
'you keep it classy, but i like to whore it up a notch, how much will you pay me to suck the soul out of you till you spray your love juice all over my face?'



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post 1444775123 05-29-2016, 10:06 AM
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post 1444776103 05-29-2016, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩


she still hanging around hoping for the d.
post 1444777053 05-29-2016, 10:23 AM
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"anal?"
post 1444777523 05-29-2016, 10:26 AM
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anymore responses OP? these are hilarious
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post 1444778153 05-29-2016, 10:34 AM
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post 1444778533 05-29-2016, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By locopatre⏩
Bro how the **** did u get 2500 matches?
he used jason genova's pic
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1444778873 05-29-2016, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Ochosiete⏩
"suck me beautiful" lol
ayyyy lmao


Saw your name and thought it was Ostreicher for a second. Got super amped
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PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what?
GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad.
GANDALF: No. No, it isn't.
post 1444780553 05-29-2016, 10:54 AM
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IN

Love these threads

Also to all who think OP is a 100/2 male supermodel, making a fake tinder with real model pics is easy as fuk.
post 1444780643 05-29-2016, 10:56 AM
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post 1444781383 05-29-2016, 11:01 AM
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hi lyss

post 1444781883 05-29-2016, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By nattyandbatty⏩
IN

Love these threads

Also to all who think OP is a 100/2 male supermodel, making a fake tinder with real model pics is easy as fuk.
lol its actually me. i have a pic of me in a suit, at the bar, playing baseball, on my boat and one of me holding my puppy

white male
Knicks are goat
post 1444782653 05-29-2016, 11:10 AM
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2500 matches? WTF is the radius? 1000 miles?
Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
lol its actually me. i have a pic of me in a suit, at the bar, playing baseball, on my boat and one of me holding my puppy

white male
You have a boat but you're living with two BBCs?
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post 1444783363 05-29-2016, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By BrahBrahgovich⏩
"Aww fuk I'm pretty sure you got me pregnant"

"My Sunday girlfriend says you're hot"
Knicks are goat
post 1444785033 05-29-2016, 11:26 AM
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Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.
I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
post 1444785663 05-29-2016, 11:32 AM
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I keep coming into this thread for the lolz but then always leave sad
post 1444786243 05-29-2016, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
lol its actually me. i have a pic of me in a suit, at the bar, playing baseball, on my boat and one of me holding my puppy

white male
How many of them are you with other people in?
post 1444786323 05-29-2016, 11:37 AM
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the misc is ruining 100% of this dude's chances
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post 1444793423 05-29-2016, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
Lexi oh lawwwwd
post 1444794423 05-29-2016, 12:40 PM
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I'd fuk you so hard your tits would flop around till they start lactating butter.
post 1444795613 05-29-2016, 12:49 PM
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post 1444800523 05-29-2016, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
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aw fuk, brah. hate to tell you this but i think lexi is a bot or some chit. ive seen that profile pic in other places before. theres no way that pics real/authentic/original. dont waste too much time with her. srs. ive seen that pic even posted on a hnng misc thread a while back before. seen that pic somewhere before.
DO IT! JUST DO IT! Don't let ur dreams b dreams. Yesterday u sed 2morrow, so JUST DO IT! Make ur dreams come tru! Sum people dream of success while ur gonna wake up & work HARD @ it! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! U should get 2 the point where any1 else wood quit, and ur not gonna stop there. NO! What r u waiting 4? YES U CAN! If ur tired of starting over, STOP GIVING UP!
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post 1444818913 05-29-2016, 03:44 PM
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will send new lines
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post 1444823973 05-29-2016, 04:28 PM
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How many sloots have you smashed OP?
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