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post 1446363463 06-07-2016, 10:29 AM
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Miscers here who are broke as f*ck but bang sloots get in here

Would you change positions with me?


- I'm 27 years old, perfect credit, no debt, big house, nice car, 180-200K a year income, nice 401K, vacations 3 times a year, go the best sporting events/clubs/bars/concerts/etc... I'm not ugly at all either - solid 6-7/10 IRL
- FA as fuuuuaaaaaarkkkkk with sloots



Would you change positions with me? You instantly fix all your money problems but you don't get laid anymore
post 1446364303 06-07-2016, 10:34 AM
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not a chance boyo, sounds like you are lacking in the personality dept. wood rather keep my 75k job and get laid when I want
post 1446364383 06-07-2016, 10:35 AM
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do you sell used cars by any chance?
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post 1446364483 06-07-2016, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
not a chance boyo, sounds like you are lacking in the personality dept. wood rather keep my 75k job and get laid when I want
75K is not broke dude. That's solid middle class
post 1446364523 06-07-2016, 10:36 AM
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post 1446365193 06-07-2016, 10:40 AM
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Lol at your poverty 180k income. Fukin pleb.
post 1446367853 06-07-2016, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Worakls⏩
Would you change positions with me?


- I'm 27 years old, perfect credit, no debt, big house, nice car, 180-200K a year income, nice 401K, vacations 3 times a year, go the best sporting events/clubs/bars/concerts/etc... I'm not ugly at all either -solid 6-7/10 IRL
- FA as fuuuuaaaaaarkkkkk with sloots



Would you change positions with me? You instantly fix all your money problems but you don't get laid anymore
That's your problem brah srs. With Tinder, ********, Instagram etc sloots can be incredibly picky nowadays. I would say you need to be an legit 8 minimum on the appearance scale to regularly get sloots and to get hot sloots semi-regularly. srs
post 1446368953 06-07-2016, 11:00 AM
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How many cars you sell in May brah?
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post 1446372013 06-07-2016, 11:15 AM
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OP- Is you wardrobe on point? Do you dress stylish as a MF? You should, you can afford it.

That would be my recommendation. Get a stylist. Make sure your clothes are sharp and fit you properly.
Wait, what?
post 1446372273 06-07-2016, 11:16 AM
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Maybe, as long as I didn't have to sell cars.
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
post 1446372653 06-07-2016, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Worakls⏩
75K is not broke dude. That's solid middle class
Compared to 180-200K it's poverty.

All in all I think opie is fulla chit. With that loot it should be pretty damn easy to find a decent girl.
post 1446372923 06-07-2016, 11:20 AM
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post 1446373083 06-07-2016, 11:21 AM
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ya, i would hire high class escorts all the time
post 1446373193 06-07-2016, 11:21 AM
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post 1446373733 06-07-2016, 11:25 AM
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"180-200K a year income"

This happened.
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post 1446376583 06-07-2016, 11:40 AM
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No, I will probably make more money than you.

Bro, read some self help books.
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post 1446376853 06-07-2016, 11:42 AM
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stay safe car sales man brah
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post 1446379353 06-07-2016, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By TrueManc⏩
That's your problem brah srs. With Tinder, ********, Instagram etc sloots can be incredibly picky nowadays. I would say you need to be an legit 8 minimum on the appearance scale to regularly get sloots and to get hot sloots semi-regularly. srs
I don't care about getting sloots regularly, I just want a GF
post 1446379643 06-07-2016, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By talik⏩
No, Iwill probablymake more money than you.
translation: I haven't done anything yet and believe I'm going to make 250-300K a year even though I have zero real experience at anything
Originally Posted By MightyBroYoung⏩
OP- Is you wardrobe on point? Do you dress stylish as a MF? You should, you can afford it.

That would be my recommendation. Get a stylist. Make sure your clothes are sharp and fit you properly.
I get compliments all the time for how I dress
post 1446379873 06-07-2016, 12:00 PM
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pay me 10K and i'll teach you how to slay srs
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post 1446379923 06-07-2016, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
Compared to 180-200K it's poverty.

All in all I think opie is fulla chit. With that loot it should be pretty damn easy to find a decent girl.
What's 75K in 5 months? 15K a month?



post 1446381003 06-07-2016, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
pay me 10K and i'll teach you how to slay srs
what if I just want a GF?? I don't care about slaying sloots
post 1446381203 06-07-2016, 12:08 PM
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broke as fuk virgin . i know u mirin
post 1446381283 06-07-2016, 12:08 PM
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OP: what car do you drive? and do you lift? if not, start doing it. having a built body is what gets me chicks, honestly srs.
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post 1446381493 06-07-2016, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By nordiclifter⏩
OP: what car do you drive? and do you lift? if not, start doing it. having a built body is what gets me chicks, honestly srs.
Lexus GS 350 F sport Premium edition



I'm 5'10 195. Miscers would all say i'm fat because I'm 15% BF but people in real life all say I'm jacked in street clothes
post 1446381843 06-07-2016, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Worakls⏩
Lexus GS 350 F sport Premium edition



I'm 5'10 195. Miscers would all say i'm fat because I'm 15% BF but people in real life all say I'm jacked in street clothes
nice, well cant help you then lol, good luck
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post 1446381953 06-07-2016, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By nordiclifter⏩
nice, well cant help you then lol, good luck
sloots really are retarded



I went to a gay area once and had a bunch of good looking gay dudes hit on me
post 1446382403 06-07-2016, 12:15 PM
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Lol at wanting something you already have.

You don't need anything to sleep with women. Just talk to them, ask them out, it's not hard.

You think you are lacking somewhere, that is your problem. You think there is something you need to do in order to get chicks. When in reality you just need to interact with them.
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Your life sounds great bro. Just start talking to girls. Get better and better at it then eventually you won't be able to keep them off of your D. Good luck
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post 1446382853 06-07-2016, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Worakls⏩
sloots really are retarded



I went to a gay area once and had a bunch of good looking gay dudes hit on me
where you wearing tight t-shirt? if so, stop doing that. srs. showing off muscles is a bit cringy. show it off subtly. for instance, I have a lose thin "shirt" that is stylish, with forearms showing, its sewed that way. also, my upper two buttons is lose, so they see a little chesthair/muscles. And when I go out, I go with the mindset im fukin happy, im kind to people, i force myself to have carisma and outgoing. in reality, im introverted as fuk. go a little "zyzz" mode, srs, but not to full, i did it once, with dance moves and all, got laughed at in the end.

what are your tinder pics lookin? that counts like 95% . You have to be smiling, showing ur confident, not tacky, having friends and a good time.
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