lmfao wtf is going on here

I don't even remember who this is.



Ass Of Update #13- Eva Marie

this ****** is the weirdest miscer i think

The most boring winners in Amazing Race history. (Eric & Danielle were never eventhisbad)

I literally forgot about this team the minute they won TAR 23.



Ass Of Update #14- Velvet Sky

Here's a video from TAR that has Russell & Cindy in it.

Watch it at the 10 minute mark.

Do you know what I get after watching that video?



blah blah blah Russell is my security blanket blah blah blah

blah blah blah Russell is very quick blah blah blah

blah blah blah Russell is very strong blah blah blah






Ass Of Update #15- Rihanna

Okay. It's time to get serious here.

There's a reason why nobody on Misc watches this show and I'll explain.

Normally on almost every season of TAR there's at leastonegay team per season.

CBS does this to try to spike viewers and cater to the LGBT attitude and get more sponsors from their show like Travelocity or Campbell's.

However what this does, is that the team comes off as a complete nuisance on camera.

Tom & Terry just werent a good team. Not going any further than that other than they were on the season only to fit the gay status quo of the show.




Ass Of Update #16- Dawn Marie & Kate Beckinsale

Honestly? Take everything I mentioned about Tom & Terry and add in the fact that Tim & Te Jay are both gayANDAsian.




Ass Of Update #17- Elizabeth Gillies

I never understood why TAR has to cast mostly the same people over and over and over again.

Especially given the fact that the show is now airing at the Friday Night death clock slot.






Ass Of Update #18- Trish Stratus, Paige & Torrie Wilson

Season 27 was not a very good season at all.

If I had to pick who was the biggest dud of that crop it's ChacAttack.

ChacAttack....it doesn't even sling together all that well.




Ass Of Update #20- Jennifer Lopez

This is classic and I can't stop laughing at reading it.

LMAO @ "In The U.S. should help the U.S."







Ass Of Update #21- Michelle McCool

Have you ever heard the saying "people get to be on TV due to politics"

Well that's the case here with Mel & Mike.

Mel & Mike only got to compete on The Amazing Race Season 14 because Mike wrote the movie and played a minor character role in School Of Rock.

This would be interesting to note about if this was 2005 but it's not.



Ass Of Update #22- Lana from WWE

Death to all of the YouTube teams from Season 28.

die die die die die die die die die die die die




Ass Of Update #23- Sara Jean Underwood

These two are vine famous.



Ass Of Update #24- Sara Jean Underwood (again)

Did Scott Fowler survive the Cuban missile crisis? No.

Did Blair Fowler survive cancer? No.

Was there anything interesting about this team? No.

Watch this video now pls Misc.










Ass Of Update #25- Alexa Bliss

Two stupid sloots that had no idea where the finishing mat was.



Ass Of Update #26- Maria Kanellis

Tian's full name is Tian Kitchen. Umm. Okay.

Nearly losing to Debra & Steve in the premiere episode of Season 4 because Tian was an avid chainsmoker was pathetic.

Get the chainsmokers out of here.





Ass Of Update #27- Becky Lynch

The only notable aspect about this team was that Jeremy nearly urinated himself on the Lego Land roadblock on Season 19.

Okay. I made that up.




Ass Of Update #28- Jennifer Aniston

I think I remember one time Zac didn't know how to square dance in a suit of armor or something on Season 19.

And that's really all I have to say here about this team.




Ass Of Update #29- Barbara Palvin & Vanessa Hudgens

sauce?

In to see kurt/brodie's rank

Meredith & Maria had no idea how to drive a stake shift.

And that was all the character development these two girls got. Woo hoo.

Next.






Ass Of Update #28- Kelly Kelly

Yea what he said. Sauce for research purposes.

Also...

Preston Condra. Because he's the hero the misc deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

The fuk is this chit?

Rankings Recap

209. John & Scott
208. Jonathan & Victoria
207. Sheri & Cole
206. Preston & Jennifer
205. Freddy & Kendra
204. Brandon & Nicole
203. Brent & Caite
202. Jet & Cord
201. Elliot & Andrew
200. Liz & Marie
199. Jason & Amy
198. Russell & Cindy
197. Tom & Terry
196. Tim & Te Jay
195. Tyler & Korey
194. Cindy & Rick
193. Mel & Mike
192. Marty & Hagan
191. Darius & Cameron
190. Scott & Blair
189. Misa & Maiya
188. Tian & Jaree
187. Jeremy & Sandy
186. Laurence & Zac
185. Meredith & Maria

Still Racing

Abbie & Ryan
Adam & Bethany
Adam & Rebecca
Aja & Ty
Alex & Adam
Alison & Donny
Ally & Ashley
Amanda & Chris
Amanda & Kris
Amani & Marcus
Amy & Daniel
Amy & Maya
Andrew & Dan
Andy & Tommy
Anita & Arthur
Anthony & Stephanie
Ari & Staella
Art & JJ
Avi & Joe
Azaria & Hendekea
Bates & Anthony
Bilal & Saeed
Bill & Cathi
BJ & Tyler
Bob & Joyce
Bopper & Mark
Brad & Victoria
Brandon & Adam
Brendon & Rachel
Brian & Greg
Brittany & Jessica
Brodie & Kurt
Brooke & Robbie
Burnie & Ashley
Caitlin & Brittany
Carol & Brandy
Caroline & Jennifer
Charla & Mirna
Chester & Ephraim
Chip & Kim
Christie & Jodi
Chuck & Wynona
Colin & Christie
Dan & Jordan
Dana & Adrian
Dana & Matt
Danielle & Dani
Dave & Cherie
Dave & Connor
Dave & Lori
David & Jeff
David & Mary
Debbie & Bianca
Debra & Steve
Denise & James Earl
Dennis & Erika
Dennis & Isabelle
Don & Mary Jean
Duke & Lauren
Dustin & Kandice
Eric & Danielle
Eric & Jeremy
Erin & Joslyn
Ernest & Jim
Ernie & Cindy
Erwin & Godwin
Ethan & Jenna
Flight Time & Big Easy
Fran & Berry
Gary & Mallory
Gary & Will
Gus & Hera
Hayden & Aaron
Hoskote & Naina
Idries & Jamil
Jaime & Cara
James & Abba
Jaymes & James
Jazmine & Danielle
Jessica & John
Jim & Marsha
Jody & Shannon
Joe & Bill
Joe & Heidi
Joey & Meghan
Joey Fitness & Danny
John Vito & Jill
Jon & Al
Jordan & Jeff
Joseph & Monica
Josh & Brent
Justin & Diana
Justin & Jennifer
Kami & Karli
Kate & Pat
Kaylani & Lisa
Keith & Whitney
Kellie & Jamie
Kelly & Christy
Kelly & Jon
Kelly & Shevonne
Kelsey & Joey
Ken & Tina
Kerri & Stacy
Kevin & Drew
Kisha & Jen
Kris & Jon
Kym & Alli
Kynt & Vxysin
Lake & Michelle
Lena & Kristy
Leo & Jamal
Linda & Karen
Lisa & Joni
Lisa & Michelle
Logan & Chris
Lorena & Jason
Lori & Bolo
Louie & Michael
Lyn & Karlyn
Lynn & Alex
Margie & Luke
Marianna & Julia
Marisa & Brooke
Mark & Bill
Mark & Michael
Marshall & Lance
Matt & Daniel
Max & Katie
Megan & Heidi
Meredith & Gretchen
Michael & Scott
Millie & Chuck
Misti & Jim
Mona & Beth
Monica & Sheree
Monique & Shawne
Nary & Jamie
Natalie & Nadiya
Nathan & Jennifer
Nick & Starr
Nicky & Kim
Nicolas & Donald
Nicole & Travis
Oswald & Danny
Pam & Winnie
Peter & Sarah
Rachel & Dave
Ray & Deana
Ray & Yolanda
Reichen & Chip
Rob & Amber
Rob & Kelley
Rob & Kimberly
Rob & Sheila
Ron & Bill
Ron & Kelly
Ronald & Christina
Rowan & Shane
Ryan & Chuck
Shana & Jennifer
Shelley & Nici
Steve & Allie
Steve & Dave
Steve & Josh
Steve & Linda
Susan & Patrick
Tammy & Victor
Tanner & Josh
Terence & Sarah
Teri & Ian
Tiffany & Krista
Tim & Danny
Tim & Marie
TK & Rachel
Toni & Dallas
Trey & Lexi
Tyler & James
Uchenna & Joyce
Vanessa & Ralph
Vipul & Arti
Wanda & Desiree
Zach & Rachel
Zev & Justin

WTF when did Lana wear those tights

BRO stop slacking.

How much wood would Chuck cuck?

Not very much I would imagine.








Ass Of Update #29- WWE's Emma and AJ Lee

I can't put this team any higher than this.

Dave Spiker looks like your stereotypical basement dwelling My Little Pony ******* from Reddit that used to pick on me back in High School.

And actually he is.

I don't remember Dave & Lori doing anything other than Dave yelledNERDS RULEto the viewers at home constantly.



Lori just taught me what the word unilateral was but I don't care.

That screen cap of Lori is actually the same girl in the third picture.




Ass Of Update #30- Katie May

Opie
I'm actually amazed at how well you've pulled this off lol
Some ppl coming in for the TAR info, while 100s coming in for the pics

Lulz.
Genius
Take my reps