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post 1447137493 06-11-2016, 04:24 PM
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#121
  1. BigRangs
  2. big๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’
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Originally Posted By SazabiBrah
Strong this... I highly doubt an 8/10 woman is that willing to just bang 2 miscers on tinder. Usually the attractive girls are just seeking attention.

But if not, gjdm
You realize that there are two miscers talking to her ITT right?
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post 1447137663 06-11-2016, 04:25 PM
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#122
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absolutely harambe
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post 1447137713 06-11-2016, 04:26 PM
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#123
  1. Alvarezzz
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Originally Posted By blumpkin415
I first heard it from YIAMSOMEBODY in one of his threads
He crossed my mind too. That phrase is so funny.
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post 1447137793 06-11-2016, 04:26 PM
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#124
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Originally Posted By BigRangs
You realize that there are two miscers talking to her ITT right?
and whichever one stops deciding to be a ******* gets to bang her first
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post 1447137943 06-11-2016, 04:27 PM
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#125
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this line is gold lulz








the end is near
post 1447138403 06-11-2016, 04:30 PM
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#126
  1. IanPhelps
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Originally Posted By SazabiBrah
Strong this... I highly doubt an 8/10 woman is that willing to just bang 2 miscers on tinder. Usually the attractive girls are just seeking attention.

But if not, gjdm
she used to be a little big, still cute but not as in shape as she is now.

based off her ******** at least.
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post 1447139523 06-11-2016, 04:38 PM
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#127
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tfw living in germany and cant use this pickup line :/ brb moving to US just to use it and get sloots
If they ever tell my story, let them say I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like winter wheat but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Zyzz juicing his way to aesthetics through rich parents and various compounds. Let them say, I lived in the time of Shredikapu the true destined prince of aesthetics and the god of hard work. The man, the myth, the underdog, the king, the legend, the humble prince who defeated everyone just to get a shot at life...
post 1447139803 06-11-2016, 04:40 PM
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#128
  1. BigRangs
  2. big๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’
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Originally Posted By Shredikapu
tfw living in germany and cant use this pickup line :/ brb moving to US just to use it and get sloots
"are you Germany? Because I want to drop a bunch of refugee babies in you"
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post 1447140033 06-11-2016, 04:42 PM
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#129
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lol edm brah delivering. in to see miscers tag team tinder sloot
If you build it they will come.

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post 1447140053 06-11-2016, 04:42 PM
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#130
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Originally Posted By BigRangs
"are you Germany? Because I want to drop a bunch of refugee babies in you"
awfuk lmao
waT_-
post 1447140513 06-11-2016, 04:45 PM
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#131
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i dont get it
post 1447140793 06-11-2016, 04:48 PM
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#132
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In. Just sent it to two grills. Now we wait...
post 1447144543 06-11-2016, 05:22 PM
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#133
  1. boxcarguy07
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faccking girls in the south.... none of them so far has thought it was funny. I've gotten "oh dear" "well then" and "no thanks"

stuck up bitches
post 1447144823 06-11-2016, 05:24 PM
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#134
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Originally Posted By rhadam
in. got a bunch of matches ready to go.
Thought you were married last time I saw you post? Srs.
post 1447145813 06-11-2016, 05:31 PM
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#135
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah
I want to send it this girl who just opened me with "hi". Tyring to bang her



Thinking of changing it up to

"are you a gorilla?"

she answers

"cause I want to drop a baby in you"

thoughts?


careful brah
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post 1447146583 06-11-2016, 05:37 PM
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#136
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Originally Posted By tranzz
Rhadam, Thought you were married last time I saw you post? Srs.
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As someone who drops nothing but pure unadulterated TRUTH this had to be done. Now that you have been hit with a healthy dose of TRUTH feel free to overdose. Voila!
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post 1447146683 06-11-2016, 05:38 PM
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#137
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lemme smang it



Embrace entropy, gents.
post 1447146913 06-11-2016, 05:39 PM
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#138
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post 1447146963 06-11-2016, 05:39 PM
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#139
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ayy lmao











































lmao
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post 1447147843 06-11-2016, 05:47 PM
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#140
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Originally Posted By kingmode
Brehs, pls explain to a non english native speaker brah this pick up line..

I'm slightly retarded I think.. I just dont get why the line is funny.

PLS RESPOND.
In America a kid fell into a a gorilla exhibit at the zoo and they had to kill the gorilla.

It was all over the misc and the news with video of gorilla dragging the kid around.
post 1447149023 06-11-2016, 05:56 PM
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#141
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lmao some of these are great
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post 1447151313 06-11-2016, 06:17 PM
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#142
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  2. No homo just good taste
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Originally Posted By buildingbrah
just dont propose to them


that man had a family lmao
post 1447151483 06-11-2016, 06:18 PM
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#143
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Just sent this to a 39 year old cougar I just matched with.

Inb4 she's infertile lmao.

Will update with pics if/when she responds.
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post 1447157613 06-11-2016, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Latslikewings


Wat am I doing wrong
just gonna pretend we didnt see this or what?
post 1447158013 06-11-2016, 07:13 PM
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#145
  1. DaveSkylark
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Originally Posted By cojones539
pics
fkn rekt her m8
post 1447158223 06-11-2016, 07:15 PM
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#146
  1. LordBroly
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Underwhelming/10
post 1447159253 06-11-2016, 07:24 PM
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#147
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Originally Posted By American
Fuk out of here that chick was dtf with the first dude.

I'd be googling the name Ian Phelps if I was homeboy.]
she's a sloot, she'll probably bang both and whoever else she matched with on Tinder.
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post 1447166823 06-11-2016, 08:19 PM
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post 1447167373 06-11-2016, 08:24 PM
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#149
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Originally Posted By Unyq


careful brah
Exactly this....
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post 1447170183 06-11-2016, 08:47 PM
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#150
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Sending to 10 matches now. Will update with Lulzy responses
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