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post 1447812943 06-15-2016, 10:24 AM
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LOL @ Full grown men who can't cook for themselves

I lol hard as fuk when a guy talks about having to hot dogs because their wife is out of town.

If you can assemble Ikea furniture you can follow a cook book. I had a cookout at my house last week and ask my secretaries husband if he could load up the charcoal pit and he asked me how much charcoal and charcoal lighter to use. I bertstared him and one of my friends did it for him.


The look on his face you knew he immediately knew he looked bad in front of his wife. She even tried coming to his rescue about they live in an apartment so they dont have access to bbq pits so he wouldn't know. l0l

Brb full grown men toiling over how to cook a steak, literally one of the least complicated cuts of meat to cook.

"H-h-hey bro I am doing burgers this week what do you recommend?"

Idk fresh ground meat with salt and fukin pepper, add some Worcestershire sauce if you're feelin frisky?

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post 1447813313 06-15-2016, 10:27 AM
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I know more guys that can cook than women to be honest.

Could cook for myself since I was 13...
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post 1447813483 06-15-2016, 10:28 AM
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lol, it's either that or "The leaning tower of pizza boxes".

That's bad, but what I find worse is grown ass men not being able to use a washing machine.

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post 1447813523 06-15-2016, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By JungleJenetics⏩
I know more guys that can cook than women to be honest.
Came in to say this. Leaving satisfied.
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post 1447813563 06-15-2016, 10:28 AM
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Besides tossing a steak over the bbq what else can you cook OP?
post 1447813693 06-15-2016, 10:29 AM
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Cooking is womens work
post 1447813803 06-15-2016, 10:29 AM
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fukking LOLLLL at you beta *******s

check out the steak/banana meal I made for lunch today. HNNNNNGGGGG

post 1447814133 06-15-2016, 10:31 AM
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fking lol @ you if you don't cook slabs of turkey mince. just lmfao @ how poverty your food is compared to the turkey slab master race
post 1447814143 06-15-2016, 10:31 AM
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I don't mind cooking I guess, but cleaning up is not my thing.

so I don't cook

Thank god for microwaves and costco rotisery chicken
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
post 1447814203 06-15-2016, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
fukking LOLLLL at you beta *******s

check out the steak/banana meal I made for lunch today. HNNNNNGGGGG
So poverty. This is real cooking:

post 1447814223 06-15-2016, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
lol, it's either that or "The leaning tower of pizza boxes".

That's bad, but what I find worse is grown ass men not being able to use a washing machine.

Like rly?
Why would I need to know how to use a washing machine? That's why I got married, son.
post 1447814273 06-15-2016, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
fukking LOLLLL at you beta *******s

check out the steak/banana meal I made for lunch today. HNNNNNGGGGG
beef and milk what a combo for your toilet
post 1447814303 06-15-2016, 10:32 AM
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if you can cook food at your house for a date... you're in brahs
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post 1447814453 06-15-2016, 10:32 AM
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Lol OP just a few day ago friends were arguing all day long who gets to cook the steak.

I can make like 5 meals or so. Das it mane.
post 1447814493 06-15-2016, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By latinquads⏩
beef and milk what a combo for your toilet
I made some popcorn tacos for breakfast also

post 1447814543 06-15-2016, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
I made some popcorn tacos for breakfast also

the fuk is that mane?
post 1447814753 06-15-2016, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By solidus2k3⏩
if you can cook food at your house for a date... you're in brahs
what if you can get in without cooking?
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
post 1447815063 06-15-2016, 10:36 AM
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post 1447815213 06-15-2016, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
fukking LOLLLL at you beta *******s

check out the steak/banana meal I made for lunch today. HNNNNNGGGGG

you're fukn disgusting

i always assume ketchup = low class
post 1447815933 06-15-2016, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By ChiBearsfan⏩
I don't mind cooking I guess, but cleaning up is not my thing.

so I don't cook

Thank god for microwaves and costco rotisery chicken
Basically this. I also don't like to cook for "just me". Easier to just bake a couple of chicken breasts than something a little better.
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post 1447816293 06-15-2016, 10:42 AM
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post 1447816343 06-15-2016, 10:42 AM
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Lawlstud, what's your beef with hot dogs? Made some russet and sweet potato "french fries" to go with my last batch of burgers and dogs, that chit was bangin'! Gourmet, absolutely not. Tasty, you bet!

I hate following recipes, I prefer to make something up based on a recipe or flavor combination I have in mind. Usually works out very well too!
post 1447816403 06-15-2016, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
I made some popcorn tacos for breakfast also

Da fuk
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I personally love cooking. It's one of the basic human instincts similar to sleep, sex, shelter, etc. You need to eat, it's natural, so why the fk would you pass up the opportunity to do it yourself and make chit you love. It's also really fun and can be challenging at times.

I do hate the cleanup but that's why I got the GF on dish duties B-)
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ever since i got into fitness i learned how to cook, i think we'd all agree that knowing how to cook goes hand in hand with good nutrition.

my cooking got a level higher in relationships as cooking for someone else you care about is ****ing awesome and you can do meals that sound extravagant to the layman but aren't that complex like steak with roasted veg, red wine sauce.

There's nothing like a night staying in filled with good food, wine and sex.
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had to learn to cook for myself once I got in college.
cook master now.


comment on the banana and steak pic. Fuk you for putting ketchup on a banana.
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post 1447822743 06-15-2016, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
lol, it's either that or "The leaning tower of pizza boxes".

That's bad, but what I find worse is grown ass men not being able to use a washing machine.

Like rly?
No chit that is a really good one. I have employees that will come to work with a dirty uniform and I will ask wtf is going on and they say their wife forgot to do laundry or some chit. Strong everything
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post 1447822773 06-15-2016, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By sickh11⏩
the fuk is that mane?
Looks like some popcorn and ketchup tacos.
post 1447823153 06-15-2016, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By latinquads⏩
Besides tossing a steak over the bbq what else can you cook OP?
Pretty much every "normal" dish of Americana food, then a host of mexican dishes, then some random az chit. The one thing I haven't learned how to cook where it taste better than restaurant quality is pizza.


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