LOL @ Full grown men who can't cook for themselves

06-16-2016, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted By NAWFKappy⏩

I love to cook. It relaxes me. Plus I have lived on my own more often than not, so I had to figure it out. Funny enough though, I don't grill much. The gf knows how to cook, but in the end I always end up taking it over...

sounds exactly like me. repped.

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06-16-2016, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted By PowerPal⏩

pseudo alpha of peace...btw charcoal makes meat taste like chit.

taste the meat, not the heat, pleb. (no hank hill)

not sure if srs. if you cook red meat on a gas grill you might as well eat at burger king

06-16-2016, 02:55 PM

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Boil some sweet potatoes, slap some butter and tuna on that bitch and then a drizzle of olive oil, some spinach on the side, how hard is it really, ha!

06-16-2016, 03:02 PM

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I love cooking just hate cleaning.

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06-16-2016, 03:08 PM

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My apt complex has these cool ovens with a hibachi top. Chicken I made a few weeks ago:

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06-16-2016, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted By JungleJenetics⏩

I know more guys that can cook than women to be honest.

Could cook for myself since I was 13...

This. I rememberMy friend at work asked 5 girls in a row if they could cook and only 1 said they could, the 4 others literally looked like they were proud to say they couldn't cook. Dumb ass sluts.

06-16-2016, 04:09 PM

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I know it's technically a breakfast burrito, but no reason you can't have it for other meals too. Some days I just smash back 3 of these breakfast, lunch and dinner.

06-16-2016, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted By midcoastking33⏩

op sounds like the kind of guy that uses self lighting charcoal or fluid

There isn't a single cut of meat you can grill/bbq better than me son. I've been on cook off teams last 3 years and within the next 3 will have my own competition trailer.

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06-16-2016, 10:33 PM

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I was cooking lobster thermidor when i was 8.

There really are people who can only make a ketchup sandwich or heat up a can of beans.

I was on a job a few years ago and myself and a colleague decided to cook up a nice meal in the house where we were temporarily staying, we offered one of the head guys and his son to join us and they were like "nah mane, we bought these ready meals that we will cook when you are done".

The meals they purchased were microwave meals and they put them in the oven unknown to us until the fire alarms went off and black toxic smoke started spewing from the kitchen. Melted plastic everywhere.

06-16-2016, 10:36 PM

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****ing lol at all the disgusting photos

06-16-2016, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩

My apt complex has these cool ovens with a hibachi top. Chicken I made a few weeks ago:

fucin lol, this can't be real.

06-16-2016, 11:16 PM

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Bit chilly tonight boyos, you know what that means... M+M soup weather for starters to warm me up!

Then it's on to the GOAT main course, can't beat an oven grilled burger, yum!

06-16-2016, 11:27 PM

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FFFUUUU... My dinner is ruined.

06-16-2016, 11:28 PM

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I like good food and Variety , so learning to cook was a natural progression , been cooking for myself since I was a teen... and I Eat everything and all cuisines .. NoM..

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06-16-2016, 11:29 PM

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get on my level

06-16-2016, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted By nn586⏩

get on my level

06-16-2016, 11:40 PM

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Agreed
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06-16-2016, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩

I lol hard as fuk when a guy talks about having to hot dogs because their wife is out of town.

If you can assemble Ikea furniture you can follow a cook book. I had a cookout at my house last week and ask my secretaries husband if he could load up the charcoal pit and he asked me how much charcoal and charcoal lighter to use. I bertstared him and one of my friends did it for him.

The look on his face you knew he immediately knew he looked bad in front of his wife. She even tried coming to his rescue about they live in an apartment so they dont have access to bbq pits so he wouldn't know. l0l

Brb full grown men toiling over how to cook a steak, literally one of the least complicated cuts of meat to cook.

"H-h-hey bro I am doing burgers this week what do you recommend?"

Idk fresh ground meat with salt and fukin pepper, add some Worcestershire sauce if you're feelin frisky?

Just fukin lol

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06-16-2016, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted By CannibalJester⏩

you're fukn disgusting

i always assume ketchup = low class

If a burger,fries or a hotdog doesnt have ketchup on it..no point in eating it..

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06-16-2016, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩

If a burger,fries or a hotdog doesnt have ketchup on it..no point in eating it..

For me, chili > ketchup.

Hnnnnng...

06-17-2016, 12:01 AM

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#111

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Love cooking so I can make everything exactly how I like it and it makes eating healthier easier. I'm not a fan of following sauce recipes and all that just to make new foods I probably won't have an interest in but I like being able to cook practical foods I eat regularly. Don't get how people can't "cook" it is so easy to follow directions and get a good guess when meats are done. Sloots are actually impressed I know how to cook it blows my mind.

06-17-2016, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩

So poverty. This is real cooking:

you know if you threw that spinach in while cooking the ground beef itd make your life a lot easier.

My loony bun is fine

06-17-2016, 12:07 AM

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#113

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Originally Posted By JungleJenetics⏩

I know more guys that can cook than women to be honest.

Could cook for myself since I was 13...

lol this.

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06-17-2016, 12:21 AM

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negging all you mutherfiggin fuggots for wasting food with troll pics. fukkin discust m8s

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06-17-2016, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted By Tunabolt⏩

FFFUUUU... My dinner is ruined.

I'd ****ing hate to be that guy having his pizza ruined like that AND having to clean that up hungry.

FUUUUU

06-17-2016, 02:34 AM

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#116

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How hard is it too cook?

1) Find a recipe you like
2) Buy ingredients
3) Prepare ingredients
4) Cook

It's not rocket science.

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