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post 1448462203 06-18-2016, 10:31 PM
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Luo Dong: the old Chinese guy who gives young girls "spiritual" massages in the park

I just can't stop watching these videos. I am partly turned on, and partly fascinated by how ballsy/genius this guy is, and partly repulsed by the gullibility of these women.

Cliffs:

-Old Chinese guy seeks out HBBs in various public parks
-Pretends to be a eastern doctor with mystical healing powers
-Proceeds to massage young attractive women and videotapes it
-Not shy about massaging their teddies, pelvis, inner thighs, angus, etc.
-Says stuff like "Dis one right here...it swollen..." and "Massage dis one here...make the bad go out" and "Are you single?" (srs)
-Says "thank you" at the end of each massage, even though he provided a service for which he apparently does not get anything in return
-Does a weird thing where he puts his mouth on their head while massaging it
-Seems to like causing the girls real pain once in a while
-Girls apparently think this is all legitimate.

Massages Swedish HBB (part 2 is more funny):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxYak-gtSKA


Part 2: ("Dis one right here...very hard" Girl: "That's my rib.")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg2UZRRmW94


Massages a feminist, unbuttons the back of her shirt so he can get to her bare back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EgjkBzn4jA


Just some more spiritual massaging...of teds and azz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmB0477J3Zg


Super spiritual massage of bikini girl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjDK8LJlEyc


There are dozens of these videos. Fkkn lol.
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post 1448462593 06-18-2016, 10:35 PM
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I've been watching his vids a while now, people bash on him in the comments asking how he gets away with this I actually lol. He also has vids of him touching a computer screen claiming he can heal the person touching their picture, pretty funny. Good ASMR stuff though.



5:33 for some ass action
post 1448463063 06-18-2016, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted By 12345623⏩
I've been watching his vids a while now, people bash on him in the comments asking how he gets away with this I actually lol. He also has vids of him touching a computer screen claiming he can heal the person touching their picture, pretty funny. Good ASMR stuff though.



5:33 for some ass action
Fuark brah, this is spiritual as fuk!
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B: lol
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D: lmao
post 1448463203 06-18-2016, 10:40 PM
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What is there to be gullible about?

This guy DGAF, therefore he's alpha, therefore the girlswanthim to touch their poosys. They know exactly what they're going for
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post 1448463313 06-18-2016, 10:40 PM
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Mirin alpha as fuk. Which part does he touch them titties?
post 1448463343 06-18-2016, 10:41 PM
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Hey guys he's more like Long Dong than Luo Dong, am i right?


post 1448463403 06-18-2016, 10:42 PM
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lucky bastard enjoying them feets
.:Foot Fetish Club:.
post 1448463463 06-18-2016, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
What is there to be gullible about?

This guy DGAF, therefore he's alpha, therefore the girlswanthim to touch their poosys. They know exactly what they're going for
Fair enough.
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B: lol
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D: lmao
post 1448463583 06-18-2016, 10:44 PM
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luo dong giving them the down low on his low dong
post 1448463713 06-18-2016, 10:45 PM
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"The Donger" is his nickname lmao.

Fkn classic.
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"Neg Martin545 & BaconBackBrah on sight crew"
post 1448463863 06-18-2016, 10:45 PM
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Just white women broadening their horizons with some random dude in a park. Nothing to see here
post 1448463903 06-18-2016, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted By MatSalleh⏩
Mirin alpha as fuk. Which part does he touch them titties?
In every single video he massages teds and azz, or at least tries to.
Originally Posted By Aperture⏩
Hey guys he's more like Long Dong than Luo Dong, am i right?


In before he presses his dong to their face "Dis one right here...need semen..."
Originally Posted By gtg⏩
lucky bastard enjoying them feets
I haven't found it yet, but I am 100% certain I am going to find one where he spiritually puts her toes in his mouth.
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B: lol
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D: lmao
post 1448464063 06-18-2016, 10:46 PM
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lmao. I respect the guy.
Survivor crew.
post 1448464233 06-18-2016, 10:48 PM
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scanned all the vids, he didn't rub their tits in any of them.
post 1448464463 06-18-2016, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By liftasaurus⏩
scanned all the vids, he didn't rub their tits in any of them.
You are 100% incorrect.
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B: lol
S: rofl
D: lmao
post 1448464623 06-18-2016, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted By BieberFeverBrah⏩
You are 100% incorrect.
well then pinpoint it then.
post 1448465383 06-18-2016, 10:56 PM
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Cheeky ****
Rustling NPCs' jimmies without even trying crew

"I've watched a lot of movies, I know what I'm doing."

"The Best Revenge is Massive Success"

Not going to be a Darkseeker crew.


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post 1448465403 06-18-2016, 10:56 PM
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That is impressive.

I have not been anywhere near women like that, even when they are fully clothed for outdoors in the winter.
post 1448465623 06-18-2016, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted By BieberFeverBrah⏩
In every single video he massages teds and azz, or at least tries to.

In before he presses his dong to their face "Dis one right here...need semen..."


I haven't found it yet, but I am 100% certain I am going to find one where he spiritually puts her toes in his mouth.
hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha. on recharge
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post 1448465633 06-18-2016, 10:58 PM
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he makes up some bs while massing so the girls think he actually knows what he's doing and they fall for it. The old geezer just wants to grope some hng prime glowful teddies and ass and thighs and it's working
post 1448465643 06-18-2016, 10:58 PM
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"ah yes let me see, you have tight angus yeah, let me massage angus.... ah fuc yeah ... fucin hnnnnng... ok from now on when you go home to home country you need to find car and wax on right hand, wax off left hand... listen to Miyagi San, white princess da spirits tell me you are in need of titty massage, fucin hnnnng, ok listen up... there is no stopping what cant be stopped no killing what can be killed, he's from the other side"

bish "dat you king willie?

massage dude "i can feel him all around"
post 1448465973 06-18-2016, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
"ah yes let me see, you have tight angus yeah, let me massage angus.... ah fuc yeah ... fucin hnnnnng... ok from now on when you go home to home country you need to find car and wax on right hand, wax off left hand... listen to Miyagi San, white princess da spirits tell me you are in need of titty massage, fucin hnnnng, ok listen up... there is no stopping what cant be stopped no killing what can be killed, he's from the other side"

bish "dat you king willie?

massage dude "i can feel him all around"
lmao
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B: lol
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post 1448467003 06-18-2016, 11:10 PM
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lmao, i bet 90% of the sloots he feels up have boyfriends but don't consider this any big deal
wood be pissed if i found out my girl was at a public bark with some old chinese dude's hands all over her
post 1448467013 06-18-2016, 11:10 PM
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I want a message no homo. Getting foot and back messages are awesome.
post 1448467363 06-18-2016, 11:13 PM
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"ah yes tight angus can be solved with tai chi, crouching tiger hidden cawk, let me lick angus with the power of a thousand tong po's awww fuark yeah swedish lady you come to china on gap year, seek alternative therapy for spirit, now shut eye , open mouth and suck cobras tail , tomorrow you wake up new person , now suck cobras tail... suck good... hmnng... balls deep.?. sorry i mean suck cobras tail for own good,... furkin hnnng...
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im so fucin hard right now
post 1448467823 06-18-2016, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted By fj123⏩
i want a massage like that from an HBB srs
Location: Sonora, Mexico

I suspect that's not difficult to arrange
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
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Yes I want free massage
post 1448468103 06-18-2016, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted By liftasaurus⏩
well then pinpoint it then.
that's what i thought, you can't. he doesn't full on rub their tits in any of them fraud.
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"probrem is Western women, stupid as fuc, bereive anything... all aboutt dat instagram photo.... dat ******** status...dat dumb fuc, because of this china man tell lie, tell them has harry potter power, tell stupid woman who read hogwart as a child that he is a wizard... dey want to beleve... stupid fuxin bish lol".
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