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» Luo Dong: the old Chinese guy who gives young girls "spiritual" massages in the park
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post 1448489653 06-19-2016, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted By forthenoodz
how does he get away with this?

brb becoming old and asian to make use of my new found TAICHI and massage abilities to rub 20 year old girls all over






























































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post 1448490233 06-19-2016, 04:29 AM
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post 1448490713 06-19-2016, 04:37 AM
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post 1448491003 06-19-2016, 04:41 AM
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lmao just fukin lmao
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post 1448491063 06-19-2016, 04:42 AM
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I'm losing my chit in here

brb 16:45 "my hamstring right here" (points at leg)
brb brah gives 0 fuks and gropes dat ass instead
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post 1448491343 06-19-2016, 04:47 AM
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post 1448491983 06-19-2016, 05:04 AM
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post 1448492043 06-19-2016, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted By NoMass1


5:30

fuarkin dead at chicks vag and ass gettin exposed by wind. Lou had monster fap sessions dat night
LMFAO, I just noticed that this cheeky kent actually set the brief upskirt moment where her dress was pulled up by the wind as the thumbnail for the video too.

Agreed with the brahs who don't really get the point of all this though. Yes, foreplay and all dat chit is nice but only when it leads to smashing. Power to the Donger for getting away with this ridiculous chit if that's what floats his boat, but personally I would never bother.

Imagine being with a 10/10 HBB, oiling her up, massaging her all over, playing with teds, violently sniffing dat angus and then just as you're about to go Large Hadron Collider on her poosy she's like "NO THX JEFF" and 360 and walks away.

What kind of a flaming ******* would you have to be to count that as a win? This guy is essentially just blue-balling himself all day, besides giving massages is actually pretty hard work. No way I'm doing all that for anything less than a blowjob, lmao @ cucks who think just being allowed to touch a female body is some sort prize in and of itself.
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus
What kind of a flaming ******* would you have to be to count that as a win? This guy is essentially just blue-balling himself all day, besides giving massages is actually pretty hard work. No way I'm doing all that for anything less than a blowjob, lmao @ cucks who think just being allowed to touch a female body is some sort prize in and of itself.
This.

I would end up too frustrated.

I bet the dirty old ba$tard goes home after to jerk off. Also part of his "chi energy" lmao
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This video takes the win. Dude is playing with this chiks teddys like a madman
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post 1448493153 06-19-2016, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By NoMass1


This video takes the win. Dude is playing with this chiks teddys like a madman
Cot dam I almost lost it. He's not even trying to hide it anymore. Skimmed through and the entire video is just him rubbing her tits like he's expecting a genie to come out.
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Originally Posted By NoMass1


This video takes the win. Dude is playing with this chiks teddys like a madman
lol. In this video, she says that she will be a psychiatrist next year. Which, if true, means she has a BS, a Master's Degree, and a PhD.

In spite of all that, she isn't clever enough to suspect that a 17 minute breast massage might not be legit.

Women, how do they work?

In this video, he somehow convinces three black girls with hnnnnng azzes to let him massage them. As expected, they are totally suspicious and laughing their azzes off the whole time. Watch this video and tell me black girls aren't superior to white girls lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPaASCRIhnE


Girl number 3 (4:41): What you trying to do, massage her pussy?
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post 1448494303 06-19-2016, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted By NoMass1


This video takes the win. Dude is playing with this chiks teddys like a madman
She's moaning at 7:00

Can't believe this stuff
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post 1448494563 06-19-2016, 05:54 AM
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lol... But seriously, my opinion on this is that...There are many massages, most seem to origin from Asia, that include some sexual stuff. It's not as hardcore as straight up masturbating the person to orgasm but rather only more senseual softcore sexual elements like massaging or touching erotic spots.

Thai massage (without happy ending), oil massage, nuru/body to body massage, tantra/yoni/lingam all have various sensual and sexual elements. I think that his massage could be in the same way; it's not that he's disguising groping, but that the massage style he practices is meant to include sensual elements.
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Latest in a long line of quacks who get away with this stuff-Sai Baba did it for decades. That Bikram yoga twat etc.
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as if Chad, Tyrone, Enrique and Abdullah weren't enough, now we have to watch out for Luo Dong as well.
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This guy has touched more girls then the whole misc

post 1448496823 06-19-2016, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By BalticWarrior
This guy has touched more girls then the whole misc

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This is my face when i see the old chinese guy gets more action than me.

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cheeky bastard
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i legit fapped to this guys videos, was nice too, sloots gunna sloot
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Looks like he achieved the American dream.
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I love Lou Dong. I am going to text him next time I am in NY and see if I can get a spiritual massage.
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Reminds me of Workaholics

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well after going on his youtube channel, it seems he massages everyone, not just girls

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2E...s-d3Pfg/videos
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[QUOTE=SystemTrend post_id=1448472363][youube]ll7KOdlr11I#t=1775[/youtube]

he rubs her tits around the 27:30 mark[/QUOTE]she got off. srs.
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Originally Posted By CuckSage
LOOOOOL

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Its over boyos

might aswell Luo Dong and Rot
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