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Thread: Got my roommate for the fall. Asked me to not bring a TV.

post 1448604533 06-19-2016, 08:07 PM
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I wouldn't give not 1 fuk and bring a TV anyway. Why the fuk do people gotta force their religion on you?

Op tell him he can't take baths or showers in the Dorm because its against his religion
post 1448604773 06-19-2016, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted By SmarterChild⏩
you sound like a passive aggressive *******

Who the fuk is gonna go in the lounge to watch tv instead of relaxing in bed
This.

My residential college I stay at has a common area with big TV etc.

But why the fuk would I go down there to watch anything, when I can do it in the comfort of my own room in my flat? Especially when my college has 600 people lmao.

Strong logic.

OP, tell him that being so intimate with a pig (in his pic) isn't halal.
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post 1448605303 06-19-2016, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
This.

My residential college I stay at has a common area with big TV etc.

But why the fuk would I go down there to watch anything, when I can do it in the comfort of my own room in my flat? Especially when my college has 600 people lmao.

Strong logic.

OP, tell him that being so intimate with a pig (in his pic) isn't halal.
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post 1448605363 06-19-2016, 08:11 PM
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what an asshat

bring a TV OP, fuk him
post 1448606403 06-19-2016, 08:15 PM
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Inb4 you bring the TV anyway and he complains to the college that you're disrespecting his religion and they make you get rid of it.

Send that pic op. Fuk him srs
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post 1448607483 06-19-2016, 08:19 PM
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dont do it OP...you will get snackbared
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post 1448608063 06-19-2016, 08:21 PM
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Correct solution is to put the image he sent you onto the TV, then put your arm around it the same way he did in the pic he took with the elephant man. Then send a photo of that.
post 1448608763 06-19-2016, 08:24 PM
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Either bring multiple old chitty tvs or 1 huge tv and have porn playing on a continuos loop
post 1448609943 06-19-2016, 08:28 PM
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OP send him the pic of the TV with you besides it... tell him you are having twins
post 1448610913 06-19-2016, 08:31 PM
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Someone photoshop a tv over his gfs face and op's face over that dudes
post 1448611573 06-19-2016, 08:33 PM
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tell him that he can go fuk himself where the religious services are held
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post 1448611703 06-19-2016, 08:33 PM
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That moment when Abu Sayyaf moves in and starts praying Allahu Akbar, after OP sends cheeky kunt pics with TV etc.....








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post 1448614903 06-19-2016, 08:42 PM
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inb4 OP gets his head cut off by a sword
post 1448617593 06-19-2016, 08:49 PM
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Don't push him before you get akbhared brah.
post 1448618873 06-19-2016, 08:53 PM
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You'll be answering questions from federal agents within the year, guaranteed.

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post 1448619453 06-19-2016, 08:55 PM
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bring it, no questions asked.

also change roommates or solid 20% of you dying randomly in the night
post 1448619533 06-19-2016, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By FAPnWhey2Much⏩
Tell him your religion requires you to bring a tv
lmao this
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post 1448621183 06-19-2016, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By FAPnWhey2Much⏩
Tell him your religion requires you to bring a tv
THIS.

honestly what kind of ****ing religion imposes on others? as long as you're not smoking or causing trouble for him, the school should help you out on this.
post 1448622553 06-19-2016, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By forthenoodz⏩
honestly what kind of ****ing religion imposes on others?
Is this even a question?

Haha
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post 1448625573 06-19-2016, 09:20 PM
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So I guess we dont do the thing where we deliver on the thread anymore
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post 1448626563 06-19-2016, 09:24 PM
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Tell the college your roommate won't allow TV's/screens in the room, and it impacts your education. You'll get another room.

Deliver on the response first though.
post 1448626793 06-19-2016, 09:25 PM
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why dafuq is a 25 year old living in a shared dorm?
post 1448626993 06-19-2016, 09:26 PM
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wtf how can you be a cuck with those stats
post 1448627793 06-19-2016, 09:30 PM
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Ask him to quote the scripture and specifically bans television.
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post 1448628683 06-19-2016, 09:33 PM
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1) tell him it is against your religion for your roomate (him) to sleep in the room & to please respect your wishes for religious reasons

OR

B) bring the tv & leave it on porn 24/7
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post 1448629013 06-19-2016, 09:35 PM
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OP you need to fake taht you're gay to really mess with him
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post 1448629033 06-19-2016, 09:35 PM
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You're going to get Alladeen'd, RIP
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Inb4 op's tv gets turned into an IED while he is away one weekend
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
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inb4 OP discovers he is an amateur clock builder
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Bring a big-ass TV oapie. You must assert your dominance over this pushy foreigner ******* right off the bat. Also sleep with one eye open, and report his ass for any suspicious stuff.
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