I hated this team because Nicole was an ER Doctor and she had no idea how to construct a Do-Re-Mi melody on a xylophone.

Let me upload the clip for you.



"We were running this race in a honest way. We want to set an example for our children." - Nicole

By doing what exactly? Cheating at looking at other teams completed xylophones? Cheating is not the answer to anything.

"I am absolutely embarrassed." - Travis

A very negative and a very bad team.






Ass Of Update #31- Velvet Sky & Nikki Bella

Not a very good team at all.

Ray & Yolanda placed a distant third on the finale of TAR9 and I think Jeremy (of Eric & Jeremy) asked her this.

Jeremy: Hey Yolanda. Are you and Ray going to get married?
Yolanda: No. Probably not.

And Im not kidding. The credits of the season played almost immediately after Yolanda said this.

It was eerily awkward.

I don't feel like uploading the clip I'm sorry.







Ass Of Update #32- WWE's Lita, Melina & Layla and Elle MacPherson (the blonde chick)

Why the eff does Marie look like Natalya from wrestling?

She evensoundslike Natalya from wrestling.




Do I have anything else to say here? No.




Ass Of Update #33- Velvet Sky

Why are you rating these people?

Why?

Alex & Adam were both really short.

And...and...and....



Ass Of Update #34- Stacy Keibler

Kelly & Shevonne were both girls who worked for TMZ.

TMZ chicks? That doesn't even sound like the type of girl you would want to casually greet.






Ass Of Update #35- Jessica Simpson

Watch this video.



There is a 1 million dollars at stake and Linda is advising the Taxi driver to "drive fast but, follow the speed limit."

Linda: Sir could you drive fast but, follow the speed limit?

Why do awful people like this get to be on this show?






Ass Of Update #36- Trish Stratus & Rachel McAdams

The only notable aspect about this team was that David & Jeff were one of only two teams to make the Final 3 but never cross the finishing line.

That's how much they sucked.

There was a very awkward transition that had a few pieces of a plane being sat on fire during the finale of Season 4.



Weird. 0_0







Ass Of Update #37- Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler

Amanda Adams dropped 9 (okay it was more like 5) F bombs in the premiere episode of Season 4.



And that's really all this team did.



Ass Of Update #38- Dana Brooke

Chuck McCall was a Grade A jack off.

I don't even feel like saying anything else for this team.








Ass Of Update #39- Pamela Anderson

Yet another horrible team from the abysmal 28th "social media" season of TAR.

I don't think we need a seminar here on Misc to prove my point.








Ass Of Update #40- Candace Bailey, Shakira, AJ Lee, Gail Kim & Maria Kanellis

Mother and son combinations on this show rarely work.

There's just no intertwined chemistry between the two of them whatsoever.

And that pertained to Susan & Patrick for 99.99% of the race back on Season 7. Next.









Ass Of Update #41- Peyton Royce (NXT Diva)

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Watch this video.

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There is a 1 million dollars at stake and Linda is advising the Taxi driver to "drive fast but, follow the speed limit."

[b][i]Linda: Sir could you drive fast but, follow the speed limit?[/i][/b]

Why do awful people like this get to be on this show?

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[i]Ass Of Update #36[/i]- Trish Stratus & Rachel McAdams[/QUOTE]lmao steve & linda - I remember them...they were the mining couple or whatever from East TN area.

Funniest thing was they were in Switzerland, maybe Austria, or somewhere in the Alps area/mountains in Europe. They had to get these giant like 50lb cheese wheels down this steep as hill. They show like 3 or 4 other teams each carrying one at a time, and they had to carry 4 total to the bottom I believe.... Steve walks up to the camera and looks it dead center and says "She's gonna carry 1 and I'm gonna carry 3 of em"

nearly pee'd myself

Matt Davis & Daniel Moss were firefighters.

People that actually save other people lives? Preston pls why are they so low?

The problem though lies with the fact that these two are the most incompetent firefighters I have ever seen on national television.

Matt & Daniel were the first team eliminated on Season 22 of TAR because they were too fat to fit into a canoe and flipped over multiple times.



Dumb as rocks and that's all she wrote here.






Ass Of Update #42- Kate Beckinsale

I'll be honest.

I have no recollection who Dennis & Isabelle are. (the ones on the far left)

I've seen almost every season of this show.

To make up for it? I'll post 7 pictures of a hot girl and her ass.









Ass Of Update #43- Gail Kim, Kelly Brook, AJ Lee, Paige, Nikki Bella, Sunny and Trish Stratus

I know these two in real life. LOL. Jason has a twin brother that exposed himself to a few people in his car a few years ago. His father owns one of the bigger contracting companies in my area.

Can't have a more badass name than Ephraim.

Can't get more boring than this team.










Ass Of Update #44- Gail Kim, Velvet Sky, Victoria, Mickie James & Candice Michelle

I'm in a pretty good mood today so I'll post as many asses as I can today.

You're a strange kunt Preston

Granny panties.







Ass Of Update #45- Christy Hemme, Molly Holly & Carrie Underwood

I've watched TAR since Season 1, in to see where you rank some of my favorite teams:

-Brodie & Kurt--should have went farther but were screwed by U-Turn
-Bopper and Mark--team was hilarious, want to see them again
-Uchenna & Joyce -- Great team and chemistry
-Flight Time & Big Easy -- Also hilarious, although they failed with the mental challenges.
-Boston Rob & Amber -- Played the game completely different, haven't seen a team play like that since. Very cunning, wish they would have won.

Seen season 1-9, 25 and 28.
Memorable people for me was defo Colin or whatever who almost got arrested at Tanzania from season (5?) was alpha as fuk and when he lost his chit at the ox challenge lmao, also Adam and Bethany, the surfers from 25 who were like the nicest people. Will be interesting to see where he puts them.

I just don't have anything interesting to say here about these two sorry.






Ass Of Update #46- Demi Lovato

I would care about this team a lot more if it wasn't for the fact that

(A) We have seen hippies a gazillion times already on this show.

(B) Nobody over the age of 60 has won The Amazing Race. Ever.

Moving on.







Ass Of Update #47- Hilary Duff

Damn Hilary duff got dat ass Bruh. Woodeat/10

That is a really bad augmentation job done on Danielle's boobs.

I'm pretty sure those boobs are fake.






Ass Of Update #48- Jessica Alba

The only notable aspect about this team was that Avi was the first contestant to compete on The Amazing Race that had a disability.

I think Avi had Asperger's or something?

Still these two lollygagged and sight seed in Iceland back on Season 6 Episode 1 and that's all they did.



Ass Of Update #49- Trish Stratus

The only thing I recall about this team was this.



Mary Jean wasPISSEDthat she didn't get to do the Zipline roadbloack back on Season 6 Episode 2.

Okay if you are soPISSEDoff about that why don't you justPISSin your panties? Now that would be funny.

Don't get soPISSEDoff because you didn't get to do the roadblock.

Better yet? Why don't you just goPISSin your...

I think I'll stop right there.



I'm not waiting 16 hours to download an episode of TAR so that's why the footage is pitched. Sorry.







Ass Of Update #50- Mary Elizabeth Winstead & Selena Gomez

That is not a typo. The girls's name is actually Kris with a K.



Seriously? There's better looking chicks on this show.

That is a picture of her wearing a pink tutu yes.

For you perverts out there? Her name is Krissy Buehler at @Krissyincabo





Ass Of Update #51- Aubrey O' Day

Shannon Foster got the most mute edit in Amazing Race history.

Jody Kelly spoke two lines of dialogue back on Season 16 of Episode 2 and that's all this team contributed to life.






Ass Of Update #52- Mickie James